James Bond 007
01-24-2005, 11:43 AM
A man walks into a shoe shop, he tells the guy who works in the shop that he has terrible trouble with shoes and every pair he has every owned have been very uncomfortable and caused his feet to get sore and blistered, the shoe salesman says "We might just have something for you sir but they are very expensive." The guy asks to see what he has so the salesman goes into the back and comes out with a pair of white shoes.
The guy tries them on and is amazed with how they feel, "Wow!" the guy says "These are the most comfortable shoes I have ever seen, how much are they!?" the salesman says "Well like I said they are very expensive, they are made with actual human skin hense the reason they are so comfortable and why they cost £1000."
"1000 quid!!!" the guy shouts and the shoe salesman says "Well we do have them in black for £10"
The guy tries them on and is amazed with how they feel, "Wow!" the guy says "These are the most comfortable shoes I have ever seen, how much are they!?" the salesman says "Well like I said they are very expensive, they are made with actual human skin hense the reason they are so comfortable and why they cost £1000."
"1000 quid!!!" the guy shouts and the shoe salesman says "Well we do have them in black for £10"