Looking for the ULTIMATE practical joke

[hknight]

Hello.

April 1st is coming up and I would like the ultimate practical joke to pull. It must be funny, and cost less than $5.

[Devastation]

Pour gasoline on your asshole and then light your fart on fire. Guaranteed laughs.

[hknight]

Please keep them clean...

[Devastation]

Okay, wipe your ass before you pour gasoline on it and light your fart on fire.

[Tomarse]

it may help us if you give a few details, like upon who you would like to pull it on/where...

]you could go with my old favourite, cling film over a toilet seat, always a killer, especially when you are in earshot :icon_rofl

[SmoothKnight]

rubber toilet paper..

ah, i'll never forget my friend yelling "WTF IS THIS? I CANT TEAR THE BITCH!"

[Devastation]

Okay, I'll be serious.

Spread Atomic Balm or Icy*Hot on the toilet seat and wait for the screams. :icon_rofl

[SmoothKnight]

Roll the toilet paper roll in a batch of fiberglass insalation...


:eek: :eek: :eek:

[Devastation]

Or you could use Bengay instead of Icy*Hot, that's funny too.

[SmoothKnight]

hell.. how about hemeroid cream?

[Uncle Chester]

wait until your friend goes to sleep, then get a hot dog, soak it in lukewarm water, then unzip your pants stick the hotdog through the hole like it's your dick, and slip it in and out of his lips. then when he wakes up, zip up your pants and run away. if he doesnt try to kill you right away, don't say anything about it for a while and just let him sweat. then break out laughing a few weeks later and let him know it was a joke, or, put a hotdog in your pocket and fuck your friend in the mouth. then when he asks you if you raped his virgin mouth you say, SIKE, IT WAS A HOTDOG!

[Dual]

wait until your friend goes to sleep, then get a hot dog, soak it in lukewarm water, then unzip your pants stick the hotdog through the hole like it's your dick, and slip it in and out of his lips. then when he wakes up, zip up your pants and run away. if he doesnt try to kill you right away, don't say anything about it for a while and just let him sweat. then break out laughing a few weeks later and let him know it was a joke, or, put a hotdog in your pocket and fuck your friend in the mouth. then when he asks you if you raped his virgin mouth you say, SIKE, IT WAS A HOTDOG!


Or you could actually use your dick and then put the hotdog in front of you when he wakes up. When he asks if you raped his virgin mouth with a hotdog you could say, SIKE, It was my dick! He will love you for it.

[sNiPe_]

haha thats some funny shit, reps to both of ya! if u rly wanna do a good prank, costing almost no money, do this:
get a porn mag and a condom.
go to ur teachers drawer, and put them in their, leaving the drawer slightly open.
then wait for the teacher to get in trouble :P

i kno it sucks but meh

[joshisposer]

someone should sticky this until april fools day
awesome thread idea

[pikey21]

put visene in somones drink 5 drops will work but half the bottle will make them whant to kill them self. o ya piss on the tolet paper

[A Fat Kid]

Mix someones lube (and you know what kind of lube I mean ;) ) with itching powder.

[pikey21]

insted of that replace it with bengay

[biscuit]

put visene in somones drink 5 drops will work but half the bottle will make them whant to kill them self. o ya piss on the tolet paper


Ya , if you wanna poison somone , asshat.

[SmoothKnight]

snake in the toilet bowl is an old winner.

[Somethingevil]

-Poke holes in condoms.
-Replace birth-control pills with cyanide
-Replace birth-control PATCHES with Nicotine patches
-Pour alcohol all over their clothes.

[pikey21]

Ya , if you wanna poison somone , asshat.
no not really only if thair alergic to it

still not a good idea if u dont know the person well

[biscuit]

Snopes never lies. (http://www.snopes.com/toxins/visine.asp)

[Somethingevil]

Haha I actually tried this once, I put salted peanuts into my friend's coffee, so he was surprised by the salt and all in the coffee..... But it was all fun until he started swelling up and couldn't breathe.... That's when I realized he was allergic to peanuts. Thank goodness it was only minor. HAHAHA....haha...

[pikey21]

Snopes never lies.
o that aint good at all good thing i never tryed it
thanx i was gonna do that this year to

[comicfilmer]

One of my personal fav's - open someone's toothpaste tube(its best if only a little is missing), and fill it up with a nice amount of Orajel (that stuff that people use to numb canker soars and tooth aches). The next time the person brushes their teeth, they'll soon have the strange sensation of a completely numb mouth. This is a fun one if you plan on being there for a while. It lasts about fifteen minutes usually.

Another good prank -

Get a video camera and tape inside your bathroom. Make sure you have a good view of the toilet. Have some friends over to watch a movie or two. When someone goes to the bathroom, switch on the video of the bathroom you made earlier. Everyone in the room needs to be in on the joke so when your friend goes to the bathroom, talk and act fast! Tell them all to laugh really hard when they hear the flush coming from the bathroom. When your friend comes out he'll think that you guys were watching him in the bathroom. If you can get this to work, its one of the funniest.

This next one is hit or miss -

Get a glass cup, a broom, and a chair. Fill the cup to the rim with ice water. Stand on the chair and hold the cup to the ceiling(make sure you are not able to reach any other chairs from where you are doing this and that the rim of the cup is firmly against the ceiling. Tell the victim of this prank that you are doing an experiment for school, and need their help. Tell them to hold the broom so the handle is pushed up against the bottom of the cup. Once they've done this, get off the chair, grab it and run away fast. It should work out so that they end up cold and wet, or at least with a broken glass. This may or may not work out right depending on how its played out.



There's also always the old 'put hair removal cream in someone's conditioner' prank.


- :insane: - Hope some of those are helpful

[Smoothy]

butter on the fridge door is an easy one, just make sure you remember you put it there :rolleyes:

[joshisposer]

here's a good one rotten eggs (http://www.rotteneggs.com/re_display_category.php3?cat_id=Pranks/)
dont forget to click on pranks

[greg vs greg]

you need to start this prank as soon as the person wakes up and leaves their bedroom, but before they leave for school or work. it's guaranteed to make them have a horrible day without actually doing anything too horrible to them.

after the person wakes up and leaves the bedroom, put chewing gum inside the blankets and sheets of the person's bed. alsp put chewing gum deep inside the person's shoes, as well as chewing gum under the door handle of the person's car.

so the person wakes up, gets ready for work/school and puts on his shoes. surprise! gummy feet and ruined shoes. that will make the person at least 10 minutes late and put them into a bad mood. so they clean up their foot and find some other shoes and finally go out to the car. surprise! gummy door handle. another 10 minutes late trying to clean that shit off. the rest of their day is bound to be horrible. and then they come back home, glad that the day is over with and decide they need to take a nap. they crawl into bed. surprise! gummy sheets. so at the moment they think it's all over, they have to do a load of laundry.

[Devastation]

Won't the gum be dry by the time they get home?

[greg vs greg]

Won't the gum be dry by the time they get home?

no. since it's under layers of sheets and blankets it stays nice and moist.

[Beastman]

no. since it's under layers of sheets and blankets it stays nice and moist.
YOO FUNNY GUY.

Good Wholesome Prank fun for the whole family:


Need: A knife, and an erection.

Go to someone's house at night. Make sure you are nice and hard, and you have a sharp sharp knife. Gouge out the guy's (or gal's) eye and skullfuck them. When they are dead, make sure you splooge in their non-existing eye, so that it is nice and white. That way, when the person's parents or friends wake them up, they are dead, but the friend or paren't won't realize, because they think the person is just lying in bed with their eyes open. After a few minutes, they will realize that they are dead and start laughing. Guarenteed fun!


I'm a bad person.

[JailMate]

You know the water hoses that you have with your kitchen sink? Find a small one thats hard to see, and put it around it. When the person turns on the sink, he/she will get soaked.

[Jormungand]

Get a bag poop in it take the poo and put it in his
food/coffe etc. And say its new fudge flavor :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang:

[Somethingevil]

Go to a FRIEND'S house and get him really, really drunk, so he has no judgement anymore. Then get him to phone the police department, but say that it's a phone number of a really hot chick. If he is drunk enough, he'll fall for it, and dial the number, then get the hell out of the house before the cops arrive.

[tophizzle]

Fuck them in the ass

[dojob]

simple and cheap

put scotch tape on the persons computer mouse. or just take the mouse ball

if they have those laser mouse things put a small peice of oaktag on the bottom of the laser and tape it

gaurenteed laugs

[Smoothy]

Apparently this is easy to do:
Take a screwdriver and pop out the letters N and M and switch them.
The person should go nuts :D

[Devastation]

While the butt of your joke is sleeping, get a lot of old newspapers.
On the outside of the door, tape newspapers to the wall so that they cover the door, leave a slit at the top.
Take the rest of the newspapers and wad them all into little balls and drop them through the slit until the door is full.
When they open the door, they will have an avalanche of newspaper balls fall on them, guaranteed laughs.

[metalhead666]

if you have school computers and people are allowed in thema t lunch what you need to do is go to a teacher or the teachers wfe and tell them you walked in ona kid in your class fapping to gay porn. the teachers wife belived me took the kid out in the hall and told him it was okay to be gay and hes like "wtf??".....make sure your teachers think pranks are funny and like 2 weeks later she was still calling him gay.

[whereismymind]

This one is good but only men can do it. Get a squirt thing of white(looks like cum) soap and spray some all over a sleeping friend and then stand up next to him/her and unzip your pants and then make some passionate sounds and when he/she starts to wake up zip up your pants up and the wait for his reaction. It will be priceless. But this is even funnier if you do this with a group.

[DiSasTeRpIEcE-]

This one is good but only men can do it. Get a squirt thing of white(looks like cum) soap and spray some all over a sleeping friend and then stand up next to him/her and unzip your pants and then make some passionate sounds and when he/she starts to wake up zip up your pants up and the wait for his reaction. It will be priceless. But this is even funnier if you do this with a group.

Or you can put lotion all over the bathroom, make sure they see you walking out, and say something like "oh man was that fun."

[badkarma1354]

If they use word alot then you can add words to the auto correct feature and it will change any word to anything you want. You can do things like their name or such and if they don't figure it out they will have to find another computer to use. At my school a kid did this to all the library computers and the school couldn't figure it out and had to call a computer expert to fix the problem. :bang:

[ragnarock]

best thing ever:

kinda gross but hey who the hell really cares??

have someone shit in a plastic baggie and close it real tight and then form it into a patty shape and freezeit.
Then when your friend thinx it's a hamburger and sticks it in the microwave they get a heaping smelly pile of shit

[SmoothKnight]

take a pancake syrup bottle and put syrup all over your friends stearing wheel, gearshift, turn signal.. :eek: this happened to me once, it sucked, becuase I was late for school, so I had to drilve all the way like this. :/

[BurkeWorld]

Get a hollow bic pen (ya know, where you can take out the inner part, leaving you with a hollow case of clear plastic.) Fill the hollow pen with pepper, wait until your bud falls asleep, then blow it up his nose.

Happened to me, hurt for hours, but it was an awesome laugh.

Peppered Burkey

[thecon23]

I put baby powder in my sisters hairdryer and when she turned it on whooosh she was covered in baby powder :lol:

[Vilkata]

YOO FUNNY GUY.

Go to someone's house at night. Make sure you are nice and hard, and you have a sharp sharp knife. Gouge out the guy's (or gal's) eye and skullfuck them. When they are dead, make sure you splooge in their non-existing eye, so that it is nice and white. That way, when the person's parents or friends wake them up, they are dead, but the friend or paren't won't realize, because they think the person is just lying in bed with their eyes open. After a few minutes, they will realize that they are dead and start laughing. Guarenteed fun!

I'm a bad person.
I wish i'd have known before hand that there would be criminal charges involved. Man, I learnt the hard way not to follow advice in this forum.

best thing ever:

kinda gross but hey who the hell really cares??

have someone shit in a plastic baggie and close it real tight and then form it into a patty shape and freezeit.
Then when your friend thinx it's a hamburger and sticks it in the microwave they get a heaping smelly pile of shit
Not to mention that it sticks between your teeth for like a week.

[OLIAX]

never read all comments so if this has already been posted bleh to you

get a dollar bill and put dogpoop on one side now place it poopside down somewhere or you could get a fishing rod and go out with a dollar attached to that

[skier14141414]

Alright here is an old one that probably everyone knows. Go to a pharmacy and get some X-Lax. Grind up the X-Lax, and then put it in any drink and then give it to your target, act generous and NEVER start laughing (the only way it works is if they drink it all). If you find that they won't drink it, offer to having a chugging contest and winner gets 5 dollars (give him/her noticably less liquid and just say no one has ever beaten me so i am giving you a chance). They will be happy to chug it right away. Right after they swallow it all tell them that you just gave them X-Lax (this will get some laughs and they'll be extremely pissed off). Then a couple days later the X-Lax will kick in and you have another chance to laugh your ass off.

[shaunshaun]

heres an add on to yours... this is for a sleep over... the x-lax has to be fast acting, and then put a vidio camera in the bathroom and tape them having diareeha and give it to there spouse, or gf/bf.garenteed laughs after you told them you gave them a vidio of them diareeing to the one they love :shuffle:

[Frostdaddy]

Saran rap on the toilet seat. It's that simple. Piss everywhere. Now THAT'S funny.
See? It doesn't have to be too complex.

[Tomarse]

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[American Infidel]

One of the funniest gags I've seen played on somebody was at work.

An employee would always back his car into his parking space. Another employee made up a bumper sticker out of computer printer paper that's all joined together in perforated 8X11 sections that said, "Gay and Proud" and taped it to his rear bumper.

At quitting time, he jumped into his car and "proudly" drove off toward home.

The next day, he told us he got some really strange stares by passing motorists. Hilarious!

[DragnMastr]

Here's one that's really easy to do!

1. Steal your friend's car.
2. Ship said car to Pyongyang, North Korea.
3. Tell your friend you shipped it to Manaus, Brazil.
4. When he arrives in Manaus, Brazil, call him up and tell him his car is actually in Pyongyang! LAUGHS GUARANTEED!
That would actualy be really funny assuming he actualy went to Brazil.

put visene in somones drink 5 drops will work but half the bottle will make them whant to kill them self. o ya piss on the tolet paper
Wtf is visene?

Ok, when you're over at your friends house, wait until they're asleep, or not there for awhile. Then go on their computer, and turn off their firewall, pop-up blocker, pretty much every security feature on their computer has to be deleted or off.

Then just start surfing the web, and everytime you see a banner or pop-up that's for some kind of contest, click it.

Your friends computer will be infested with spyware, adware, and maybe a couple viruses!

[king_abz]

PREPARATION (in a restroom nearby): (1) Empty salt ( or pepper) from a
previously 'acquired' container and fill about 1/3 full with concentrated lemon juice. (2) Place a thin tissue across the opening, poke it down a bit to form a depression, and fill the depression with about a teaspoon of baking soda. (3) Cover (from the inside) the
holes of the top with tape of the appropriate color. (4) Replace top on container and trim visible tissue from around the top.
Carry the device to dining hall (upright and as stable as is possible... for your own sake).
After discretely placing the shaker on your table (only place it near to you... see caveat \#1 below), observe the next person to use the salt (pepper). (S)He will shake lightly at first, then harder as nothing comes out. Due to the breakdown of the tissue and the pressure resulting from the classic acid/base reaction, the top will pop off (quite spectacularly) amidst a shower of foam. Your victim (as will as everyone around) should have quite a reaction, since one does not usually observe this type of behavior in a salt (pepper) shaker!
CAVEATS: 1. The top will come off with some force. If the holes are sealed well, this will happen on about the second or third shake. Once, though, due to poor sealing, it took about 5 seconds, during which time our victim started looking at the shaker to examine the "foamy stuff coming out" of the holes... we quickly grabbed the shaker from her to direct the top towards the ceiling before it went off. So, watch carefully!
2. The "foam shower" (lemon juice \& soda) may ruin you victim meal...be prepared to pop for another one.
3. Don't do this if your victim or anyone near ground zero is dressed
up (this joke will flop at board meetings and the like).

[tabmoc72]

Put a raw fish inside the hood of someone's car, so when they drive, the fish heats up and starts to smell (haven't tried it though).

When your friend falls alseep, take all the lightbulbs and freeze them, then instal the frozen ones. When your friend turns on the lightbulbs, they'll explode.

Rape him.

EDIT: Don't rape him.

[mysticflame]

There's always the really-hot-chilli-on-your-friends-food one.

[skater910]

Rape him.

Brilliant! Don't forget the shoulder blade!
/sarcasm
EDIT: I just thought of one. If somebody has a yellowish tone cologne/perfume, take a tiny bit of piss and stick it in there. This is even better if they are in a rush for a date, because they either have to take another shower or smell like piss.

[king_abz]

get a cannister of the foam insulation that is used in
home construction (IT EXPANDS TO SEVERAL HUNDRED TIMES ITS VOLUME IN
THE CANNISTER). Make sure victim is not in his/her office, bedroom, etc...
Then fill room into solid block of foam.



Baby powder inside someone's hair dryer, causing the CASPER THE FRIENDLY
GHOST look is also a cute one.

[SmoothKnight]

This one is good..

1. Get a can of shaving cream

2. Freeze it.

3. Saw off the top.

4. Put it in a bag, car, room.. *Prefereably an enemy!*

5. Can warms up..

6. Foam Everywhere!


Note: I am not responsible for the outcome or severe beating inflicted by using this. Use at your own risk.

[Hero_Of_Time]

Well, it's rather mean but... A few years ago I went and locked all of the bathroom doors in the house. Haha i got in so much trouble becuz nobody could use em.

[Allergic]

OK so this is a bit cruel, but here goes.

You will need: a drink (optional)

Basically invite the intended but of the joke over to your house. Get them a drink, then start a conversation about something (you can choose the topic, I have yet to find one that doesn't work). After a little while, point behind them and say 'oh my god!'. Imagine their embarassment when they realise that there is nothing there. Even better, film it and show it to everyone the next day.

[|uDa|Ozzy]

This one is a good one and even better with one bathroom. Get a large box of Chocolate Ex-Lax. Grind it up and bake it into brownies. Bake another dozen (without Ex-Lax). Go up to your victim(s) and offer the Ex-Lax filled ones while munching down on a "clean" one. For even more fun, remove all toilet paper and stash it somewhere or lock the bathroom and just sit in there listening to music or something. Very funny joke that I'm going to do this year.

P.S. Post 69.... thats awesome

[evil joe]

Take a picture of you raping the victim's cat/dog and then use a computer and change your head to someone else's (Ex: President Bush) and they will be all like "WTF! President Bush was screwing my cat/dog!" and then you say, "Ha! That wasn't Bush, that was me!" and everyone will have a good laugh. Then kill your friend and take a picture of u raping them, change the head to Bush, then show the picture to their parents and they will be all like "WTF! President Bush raped my kid!" and then you could be all like "Ha! That wasn't Bush, that was me!" and everyone will have a good laugh. Then kill them and take a picture of...

It's a never ending cycle of fun!
I did this to my friend! It was great.

[hellraiser_427]

Best one is an original from Mighty Ducks... take a purse and put shit in it. Stick a dollar bill in the shit and make it noticably hang out and put it in the street or something. Someone will take it and get a handful of shit and money.

Or rape someones babies HAHAHAHAHA

[Somethingevil]

Put broken glass under someone's bed sheets (especially those people who like to dive into bed).

[Jet2stl]

from Dane Cook

go to an airport, watch for somebody waiting for the flight, slowly walk over to them, wait for him to look at you in the eye, then seriously say: " Don't go on the Flight."

Next time you go into a bar and see a girl sitting at the bar, walk up to her and say:
" hey , are you going to walk to your car by yourself later?"

" I'll be over here watching you all night"

[wpccrazy]

Ok i thought of this today it isn't complete yet but you know that cool spray where you press the handle and it comes flying out get duct tape and get like 10 of them and tape them shut so they stay on and put it like in someones room
or something that would be funny.

[texaspballa97]

when someone isnt lookin stick a chocolax in the little holes of thier twinkies.
better one...
grind up choco lax and sprinkle it on donuts in the morning and then lock all the bathroom doors in the house
another one...
dare a friend to eat a viagra pill at school (garaunteed laughs...and screams)
another one...
feed the 'butts' dogs viagra or exlax and empty carbon monoxide, mustard gas, and anthrax into thier house AC system

[Mr_Bubbleman]

heres a really good one!

1. Brown bag (important!)
2. Put some dog poop in it.

Go over to someones house you hate. Lite the top of the bag on fire. Put it on there porch, ring the doorbell, and run. They will open the door, see the bag, and try to put it out be steping on it. When they do that though, they get the dog poop stuck in there shoe. PRICLESS

[JayG]

Brilliant! Don't forget the shoulder blade!
/sarcasm
EDIT: I just thought of one. If somebody has a yellowish tone cologne/perfume, take a tiny bit of piss and stick it in there. This is even better if they are in a rush for a date, because they either have to take another shower or smell like piss.

Erm skater, scientifcally speaking, the little bit of piss mixed with that cologne may backfire and make the female more attracted to this guy you pull the prank on, as prefumes uses a key ingrediant of urea.

Enough about that, let me tell you about the prank me and 7 friends pulled over a month ago.
Let me set the scene: School assembly, some teacher everyone hates speaking at front...loads of people listening to this teacher's shit.

What you need:

1) A tape recorder/player (one of those cheapy chinese ones will do)
2) A tape with something in it.

Ok, the tape we used was Baah Baah Black Sheep ( ah the good old days )
What we did was, made 17 mins of it blank (by recording over it) then it would play baa baa black sheep for 10 secs, everyone will be laughing and some what surprised, a 10 sec pause, then a minute of the song.

It worked briliantly with us, as we planted the player insider a bag under a chair (there were 200 students present in the hall), NEXT to the soundbox/technical area, so the teachers were working their asses off pressing all the buttons to turn it off in an act of desperation.

It went great, one of the teachers eventually found the bag, and they never knew who it was.
Then after you can tell all the other people "Yep, that was me, i was responsible for the mayehm this morning".
Feel free to use this prank, could even be done at work, i dont know, but if you do, be sure to give us feedback on how it went.
:)

[jud420]

couple of good ones:

1. buy some life savers. go to your victims house and use his bathroom. Unscrew his shower head and put some life savers (crush them up if you have to) inside the shower head. Screw it back on and the next time he takes a shower, he'll get all sticky. He'll get out and realize it and try to take another shower to "clean" himself off and just get stickier.

2. Superglue fun! User superglue in the following areas: deflate a car/bike tire and superglue the valve. glue the phone hook in the 'up' position. door locks of any kind..... you get the idea..

3. Put a piece of bologna on somebodies car on a nice sunny day while they're at school/work. I've heard it takes off the paint if it dries there long enough.. haven't tried it though.

4. If its raining, put vasoline on somebody's windshield wipers. when they go to use them, it will just smear all over their windshield and since vasoline is waterproof, the only way to get it off will be to use a razor.

5. Save all your kitchen grease (when you brown ground beef, roast a chicken, whatever) in an airtight container until you have a good cup of it or so, then pour it into an empty soda can and poke some holes in it. place the soda can somewhere outside your victims house near their back door or something. In about 5 days they will have quite a bug infestation problem.

6. For this one you need a screwdriver (flathead), a hammer, dry ice, and some paint, preferrrably hot pink or some other bright color. Go to your victims house and open the paint can with the screwdriver. put the can right in front of the door. drop in the dry ice, quickly tap the lid on and run. It will explode all over the front foyer..


hehehehe dont anybody ever fuck with me heheh :)