Lamdun32
01-24-2005, 01:54 PM
There are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister
Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as
Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are
still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at
the most.What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical
thing. He started to walk faster too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in
one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that
way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical
arrives at the convent and is worried what has happened to
Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives...
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow
us both, so he followed me.
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast
as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run
faster than a man with his pants down........!
Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as
Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are
still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at
the most.What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical
thing. He started to walk faster too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in
one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that
way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical
arrives at the convent and is worried what has happened to
Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives...
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow
us both, so he followed me.
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast
as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run
faster than a man with his pants down........!