KDK
01-29-2005, 12:18 AM
These are the Kevin's Momma calls and they are dedicated in loving memory to her
They aren't really prank calls because Kevin's Momma always knew it was us (although she rarely knew which one of us she was talking to). They're basically just bizarre phone conversations.
The sound quality of these calls is not that great for many reasons...The calls were recording while we were having parties over here...Kevin's Momma also always had the TV on really loud...Plus, these are some of our very first calls and they were originally recorded on microcassette..
Kevin's Momma Apologizes
Kevin's momma calls to apologize for calling our house and threatening us all night because she didn't know where Kevin was.
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-apology.mp3
Cute People Don't Get AIDS
At this point in the series of Kevin's Momma calls, she really believes that I have lung cancer. This time she offers motherly advice and threatens to throw Kevin's clothes out the window. Kevin accuses her of being a lesbian.
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-cutepeopledontgetaids.mp3
Do As You Fucking Please
Kevin calls his mom trying to buy more time before going home.
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-doasyoufuckingplease.mp3
Farting Uncontrollably
Kevin calls his mom for some advice about how to stop his uncontrollable flatulance. Not surprisingly, she DOES offer some helpful advice.
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-fartinguncontrollably.mp3
Fuck You!
Kevin calls his mom to ask why he found Astroglide in her bathroom. Then he calls back to say we beat her phone number out of him. She gets very upset. Kevin's dad keeps yelling 'Just fucking hang up!" in the background. She gets angry and curses him out...
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-fuckyou.mp3
I Broke My Kidney
Kevin calls his mom to say he's going to be walking home later. He tries talking his mom out of having his dad come pick him up.
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-ibrokemykidney.mp3
I Could Die Tomorrow 1
I call Kevin's Mom doing the Jill Rosenthal voice and convince her that I have lung cancer. Then she yells at Keith and Kevin for making fun of my voice. We pass the phone around the room and take turns having fun with Kevin's Mom. The cruelest moment of any Kevin's Momma call is delivered at the end of this baby by Keith.
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-icoulddietomorrow01.mp3
I Could Die Tomorrow 2
Kevin's momma called back 3 or 4 times in the nest 10 minutes after part 1. So Kevin called back to admonish her for harassing us. We make jokes about her prosthetic leg.
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-icoulddietomorrow02.mp3
I Didn't Have To Get This Bad
Once again, Kevin is stalling for time and trying to get his Momma to let him stay out late.
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-ididnthavetogetthisbad.mp3
Kevin's Mom Only Has One Leg
Kevin called us repeatedly trying to get Kevin to come home. I sell her on the lung/throat cancer. Keith delivers another great line. Kevin yells at her for harassing us.
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-kevinsmomonlyhasoneleg.mp3
Mr. Clumpy
Kevin calls his Momma to tell her that he's late because he's having an abortion. Kevin is very politically incorrect. She threatens to send the cops over.
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-mrclumpy.mp3
My Head's Gonna Fall Off
Kevin's Momma blames Kevin for her medical problems.
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-myheadsgonnafalloff.mp3
Obscene Christmas Ornament
Kevin calls his Momma to ask if she wants an obscene Christmas ornament that we've bought for her.
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-obsceneornament.mp3
Psycho Answering Machine Messages
A collection of messages and threats left on our answering machine by Kevin's Momma.
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-psychoansweringmachinemessages.mp3
Watching Dick's Ball Drop
Kevin calls his Momma on New Year's Eve to wish her a happy new year.
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-watchingdicksballdrop.mp3
Who's On Your Ass?
Another message from Kevin's Momma on Christmas Eve. But we called her back this time to tell her that Kevin is sleeping over. Kevin exposes her chili and cheetos obcession.
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-whosonyourass.mp3
Why Are You Hurting Me?
We called Kevin's Momma and passed the phone around to all have fun with her. She accuses us of being on drugs.
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-whyareyouhurtingme.mp3
You're A Lying Dog
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-yourealyingdog.mp3
They aren't really prank calls because Kevin's Momma always knew it was us (although she rarely knew which one of us she was talking to). They're basically just bizarre phone conversations.
The sound quality of these calls is not that great for many reasons...The calls were recording while we were having parties over here...Kevin's Momma also always had the TV on really loud...Plus, these are some of our very first calls and they were originally recorded on microcassette..
Kevin's Momma Apologizes
Kevin's momma calls to apologize for calling our house and threatening us all night because she didn't know where Kevin was.
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-apology.mp3
Cute People Don't Get AIDS
At this point in the series of Kevin's Momma calls, she really believes that I have lung cancer. This time she offers motherly advice and threatens to throw Kevin's clothes out the window. Kevin accuses her of being a lesbian.
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-cutepeopledontgetaids.mp3
Do As You Fucking Please
Kevin calls his mom trying to buy more time before going home.
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-doasyoufuckingplease.mp3
Farting Uncontrollably
Kevin calls his mom for some advice about how to stop his uncontrollable flatulance. Not surprisingly, she DOES offer some helpful advice.
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-fartinguncontrollably.mp3
Fuck You!
Kevin calls his mom to ask why he found Astroglide in her bathroom. Then he calls back to say we beat her phone number out of him. She gets very upset. Kevin's dad keeps yelling 'Just fucking hang up!" in the background. She gets angry and curses him out...
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-fuckyou.mp3
I Broke My Kidney
Kevin calls his mom to say he's going to be walking home later. He tries talking his mom out of having his dad come pick him up.
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-ibrokemykidney.mp3
I Could Die Tomorrow 1
I call Kevin's Mom doing the Jill Rosenthal voice and convince her that I have lung cancer. Then she yells at Keith and Kevin for making fun of my voice. We pass the phone around the room and take turns having fun with Kevin's Mom. The cruelest moment of any Kevin's Momma call is delivered at the end of this baby by Keith.
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-icoulddietomorrow01.mp3
I Could Die Tomorrow 2
Kevin's momma called back 3 or 4 times in the nest 10 minutes after part 1. So Kevin called back to admonish her for harassing us. We make jokes about her prosthetic leg.
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-icoulddietomorrow02.mp3
I Didn't Have To Get This Bad
Once again, Kevin is stalling for time and trying to get his Momma to let him stay out late.
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-ididnthavetogetthisbad.mp3
Kevin's Mom Only Has One Leg
Kevin called us repeatedly trying to get Kevin to come home. I sell her on the lung/throat cancer. Keith delivers another great line. Kevin yells at her for harassing us.
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-kevinsmomonlyhasoneleg.mp3
Mr. Clumpy
Kevin calls his Momma to tell her that he's late because he's having an abortion. Kevin is very politically incorrect. She threatens to send the cops over.
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-mrclumpy.mp3
My Head's Gonna Fall Off
Kevin's Momma blames Kevin for her medical problems.
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-myheadsgonnafalloff.mp3
Obscene Christmas Ornament
Kevin calls his Momma to ask if she wants an obscene Christmas ornament that we've bought for her.
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-obsceneornament.mp3
Psycho Answering Machine Messages
A collection of messages and threats left on our answering machine by Kevin's Momma.
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-psychoansweringmachinemessages.mp3
Watching Dick's Ball Drop
Kevin calls his Momma on New Year's Eve to wish her a happy new year.
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-watchingdicksballdrop.mp3
Who's On Your Ass?
Another message from Kevin's Momma on Christmas Eve. But we called her back this time to tell her that Kevin is sleeping over. Kevin exposes her chili and cheetos obcession.
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-whosonyourass.mp3
Why Are You Hurting Me?
We called Kevin's Momma and passed the phone around to all have fun with her. She accuses us of being on drugs.
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-whyareyouhurtingme.mp3
You're A Lying Dog
www.kdkprankcalls.com/prankcalls/kevinsmomma/kdk-mom-yourealyingdog.mp3