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Face Plant
02-13-2005, 02:09 PM
Dick Vitale is the most annoying baby!
The Dennis Miller experiment on Monday Night Football doesn't count since Miller is not a sports announcer of any sort. He's not even a comedian, just a straight up douchebag.
Ace Hippie
02-13-2005, 02:18 PM
Joe Buck really gets on my nerves, though I have to admit his "That's digusting!" in regards to Randy Moss' fake-mooning of the Packers' crowd was priceless. In general, though, I find him to be overally opinionated and not all that intelligent with his discussion.
Tim McCarver is also rather annoying, thinks he knows everything (when, in fact, only I do ;))
2000 civic si
02-13-2005, 02:20 PM
I agree acehippie, joe buck is a dumb ass. But dick vitale is the most annoist person i have ever heard, well besides Fran Drescher.
MalYoung
02-13-2005, 02:45 PM
Chip Carey is horrible, thank God the Cubs got rid of him.
PotIsYourFriend
02-13-2005, 03:42 PM
Dick Vitale is the most annoying baby!
The Dennis Miller experiment on Monday Night Football doesn't count since Miller is not a sports announcer of any sort. He's not even a comedian, just a straight up douchebag.
Couldn't agree more on both........
The people on Fox are retarded a lot of times. They called Brian Westbrook "Michael Westbrook" like 20 times without correcting themselves.
KakUMei
02-13-2005, 04:04 PM
I like Dickie V...
With that being said, I can't stand Joe Theissman. His analysis is always off. I had the pleasure of listening to him during a Browns/Dolphins game this year, and I just couldn't stand it.
Is Theisman the one always rambling about a running backs "Feet" on every damn play?
Ohh look at "teams incumbent RB here" move his feet! They never stop moving...
STiSchucky
02-13-2005, 04:05 PM
The only guy on FOX with actual knowledge is Chris Collinsworth, and he's third in line with aikman and buck.
Im going to throw analysts in here to...
My likes: David Aldridge, Mike Golic, Digger Phelps, Tim Legler, Boomer Esiason(sp?), Peter Gasmon, Bill Walton, Marv Albert, Al Michaels, Pat Summeral(when he was around), and damn...the football guy from CBS..blanking out, and of course..Ernie Kenny and Charles(those 3 are magic together)
Dislikes: STEPHEN A SMITH!!!![/screaming], Tom Jackson, Sean Salsibury, Harold Reynolds, Terry Bradshaw, James Brown, Greg Anthony, any FOX football analyst not named Collinsworth.
STiSchucky
02-13-2005, 04:19 PM
Heres what the genius Salsbury was saying..
Pre Packer/Viking playoff game...Packers are gonna blow the vikings outta the water, Vikings have no confidence, play like they dont wanna be in the playoffs. Packers at lambeau big.
Vikes 31 Pack 17
the following week.....
Vikings will win at Philadelphia. The us against the world attitude gets you a long ways. I picked Vikings over the Packers because Randy Moss can do whatever he wants whenever.
I hate it when the analysts change their pics to sound smart. Even though theyre all idiots
patriotwarrior7
02-13-2005, 05:08 PM
The ESPN announcers for Sunday Night Football.
Mike Patrick, Joe Theismann and Paul Maguire
Amazingly, I used to like ESPN Sunday Night Football. These days, it's just gotten unbearable.Joe Theismann isn't quite as bad as Maguire, but he's still a piece of work. In a different announcing team, he might be bearable, but Maguire brings out all his bad tendencies. And then there's the reminiscing about his playing days. Look man, that's long gone. We know you played. Most color commentators played football, and most of them don't embarrassingly gab to the audience like you do. We'll take a raincheck.
YankeesSuck
02-13-2005, 05:43 PM
I hate Joe Buck and Tim McCarver, they seem to be against boston sports teams, Joe Buck was getting me so mad during the superbowl, he was waiting for the eagles to come back, So I just hit mute and turned on the radio.
brainkandy87
02-13-2005, 05:44 PM
Joe. Morgan.
Jesus melanoma Christ, I feel like splattering my brain across a rusted swing set in a poor Detroit neighborhood when I hear his voice. He's stupid and sounds like he has a penis lodged in his lungs.
I hate Joe Buck and Tim McCarver, they seem to be against boston sports teams, Joe Buck was getting me so mad during the superbowl, he was waiting for the eagles to come back, So I just hit mute and turned on the radio.
That's ironic because my friend's dad turned him off too when my friends and I were watching the game.
STiSchucky
02-13-2005, 06:19 PM
there was a website out there like www.shutuptimmcorver.com or whatever.
a site that listed all the dumbest things hes said during the bo sox world series run like..
theyre eitehr gonna keep pedro in or refer to the bullpen :icon_rofl
Frymaster
02-13-2005, 06:55 PM
Im going to throw analysists in here to...
My [b]dislikes: Peter Gammons
Likes: STEPHEN A SMITH!!!!
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TheTechnician
02-13-2005, 07:49 PM
John Madden and Bill Walton is just plain fuckin pathetic and annoying.
Also anyone who provides commentary on ESPN2 college football games....they dont know shit about either team, and they call the guys the wrong name all the time.
STiSchucky
02-13-2005, 08:01 PM
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i like stephen a smith? thanks for your great grammar spell check, because i really do care how i spelled Gammons's last name.
YankeesSuck
02-14-2005, 12:11 AM
there was a website out there like www.shutuptimmcorver.com or whatever.
a site that listed all the dumbest things hes said during the bo sox world series run like..
theyre eitehr gonna keep pedro in or refer to the bullpen :icon_rofl
lol i want to see that site, do you know the exact site name?
STiSchucky
02-14-2005, 12:20 AM
http://www.shutuptimmccarver.com/
there we go. spelled it wrong the first time
WiseBobo
02-14-2005, 03:45 AM
Madden.
You see when the quarterback, and he throws the ball to the receiver in the end zone, and he, he catches it, that's gonna, that right there, and that and that, that's gonna, that's gonna, gonna, be a, uh, touchdown.
rolledkings
02-14-2005, 05:03 AM
The only guy on FOX with actual knowledge is Chris Collinsworth, and he's third in line with aikman and buck.
Im going to throw analysts in here to...
My likes: David Aldridge, Mike Golic, Digger Phelps, Tim Legler, Boomer Esiason(sp?), Peter Gasmon, Bill Walton, Marv Albert, Al Michaels, Pat Summeral(when he was around), and damn...the football guy from CBS..blanking out, and of course..Ernie Kenny and Charles(those 3 are magic together)
Dislikes: STEPHEN A SMITH!!!![/screaming], Tom Jackson, Sean Salsibury, Harold Reynolds, Terry Bradshaw, James Brown, Greg Anthony, any FOX football analyst not named Collinsworth.
Collingsworth has knowledge?? LOL no way, he is horrible. Aikman by far blows them away.
Biological_Dad
02-14-2005, 07:21 AM
All TV commentators suck teh balls.
I like most radio commentators though, they're actually exciting to listen to.
My dad usually puts games on mute and puts on the radio to listen to commentary on there while he watches the game on TV.
It's getting pretty funny how shitty it is though, they talk as if they're explaining the game of football to the viewers watching the game for the first time.
"If they can get this first down that should give them momentum."
"I think if Daunte Culpepper can make a couple of long balls to Moss, it should get them going."
"If Tomlinson can get 100+ yards in the ground game, it will really help out the Chargers today."
Fuck, in a couple of years it's going to be..
"If they get a touchdown here, they will go up 6 points."
PsiRedEye22
02-14-2005, 08:30 AM
You people have obviously never watched foreign soccer on WUNI.
GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nerdcraft
02-14-2005, 09:31 AM
I hate a lot of guys. First off....Paul Maguire and Joe Theismann, those two rat bastards are the most retarded people alive. I hate their commentary. They know nothing, they just ramble on and on about, "His arm is great, he could throw it on a dime 60 yards down field" and ya Maguire is the feet dude, "Now look, you think he's stopped there, but look, look at his feet, they're still moving" in that stupid retard vioce he has. Next Joe Buck and Tim McCarver, they don't know jack shit about baseball. They never say anything important. Stephen A. Smith is an absolute moron, always yelling. Last year, he didn't give the Pistons a single chance, according to him the Lakers were going to sweep the Pistons...Sean motherfucking Salsbury. This is the biggest dick in the world. For some reason, he despises the Browns. If you went back and looked at the tape, I don't think you would find one game where he picked us to win this year. You fat idiot. Then when he always does 4 Downs with John Clayton and gets his ass kicked. Then he starts going into his "You weren't out on the field John, you have no idea what your talking about, I was there, I played." Umm ya...How many games did you play in Sean? Ass hole. I remember watching this comedian a year ago talking about Magic Johnson's commentary "Now, now as you can see, they have da bawl with about 10 seconds left on da shot cloak, now, with every second that tick away, they will have less, and less time to shoot da bowl". Funny shit
STiSchucky
02-14-2005, 12:23 PM
I hate a lot of guys. First off....Paul Maguire and Joe Theismann, those two rat bastards are the most retarded people alive. I hate their commentary. They know nothing, they just ramble on and on about, "His arm is great, he could throw it on a dime 60 yards down field" and ya Maguire is the feet dude, "Now look, you think he's stopped there, but look, look at his feet, they're still moving" in that stupid retard vioce he has. Next Joe Buck and Tim McCarver, they don't know jack shit about baseball. They never say anything important. Stephen A. Smith is an absolute moron, always yelling. Last year, he didn't give the Pistons a single chance, according to him the Lakers were going to sweep the Pistons...Sean motherfucking Salsbury. This is the biggest dick in the world. For some reason, he despises the Browns. If you went back and looked at the tape, I don't think you would find one game where he picked us to win this year. You fat idiot. Then when he always does 4 Downs with John Clayton and gets his ass kicked. Then he starts going into his "You weren't out on the field John, you have no idea what your talking about, I was there, I played." Umm ya...How many games did you play in Sean? Ass hole. I remember watching this comedian a year ago talking about Magic Johnson's commentary "Now, now as you can see, they have da bawl with about 10 seconds left on da shot cloak, now, with every second that tick away, they will have less, and less time to shoot da bowl". Funny shit
LMFAO!!! yea its sad that a great football player like sean(see stats here (http://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/SaliSe00.htm)) gets his ass kicked by a lil pipsqueek who is more knowledgeball, always on the button, faster at gettin rumors etc etc.
btw my collinsworth comment was meant that hes the smartest guy on FOX, not that their is many. Aikman sucks, all he does is kiss up to Favre, like every other analyst, which gets annoying
TheDawgPound72
02-14-2005, 07:02 PM
You people have obviously never watched foreign soccer on WUNI.
GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude, that call after someone scores a goal is definitely awesome...
Pfef63
02-14-2005, 07:03 PM
Dude, that call after someone scores a goal is definitely awesome...
The only awesome thing about soccer goals is that one chick's training bra.
Aperitis
02-17-2005, 12:21 AM
I haven't heard him announce a game, but I'm obligated to say that Rick Majerus is a complete tool.
ESPN's Rick Majerus, on a Kentucky-Tennessee college basketball game last week, might have made the strangest comment about a fan that's ever been uttered on TV sports. Majerus said he hoped to get a glimpse of Ashley Judd, an actress and Kentucky fan, so he wouldn't "have to watch adult videos back at the hotel."
Said ESPN's Mike Soltys on Sunday, "We recognize it was inappropriate, as does Rick, and we apologize."
piggyman18
02-17-2005, 12:50 AM
I can't stand Tom Rinaldi (some less-important sportscenter guy) because of the freakish amount of times he blinks.
Frymaster
06-12-2005, 03:55 PM
i like stephen a smith? thanks for your great grammar spell check, because i really do care how i spelled Gammons's last name.
hey dickwad, the vikings called, they want their fan back.
JX252
06-12-2005, 10:22 PM
Madden.
You see when the quarterback, and he throws the ball to the receiver in the end zone, and he, he catches it, that's gonna, that right there, and that and that, that's gonna, that's gonna, gonna, be a, uh, touchdown.
Hahaha, that's from Frank Caliendo's act, right?
The guy I hate the most is Barry Melrose. He's the long, greasy-haired (to the point where it's a borderline mullet), pin-stripe suit wearing jackass that commentates on hockey games. Last year when the Lightning were playing for the Stanley Cup, he was so ridiculously biased against them, but then he'd change his mind every few plays. One second he'd be ridiculing Vinny Lecavalier for missing a breakaway opportunity, and the next he's fellating him when he scores a goal. The guy is a complete tool, and useless commentator. If you're going to do the play-by-play for something as huge as the playoffs, you should at least try to remain unbiased so you don't look like the world's biggest jackass.
MalYoung
06-12-2005, 10:54 PM
After watching the Cub-Red Sox game right now on ESPN, I realize how much I hate Joe Morgan, the man will never, EVER say a single good word about any Cub, plus earlier in the game, he was talking about how bad Manny has been this year, and when Manny just hit that homer, he started talking like he was God, Jr.
brainkandy87
06-12-2005, 11:09 PM
Yeah, Joe Morgan is a cock. Big black and small.
A cheat and a liar, no woman's desire, he'll probably die cold and alone.
Pfef63
06-13-2005, 09:40 PM
I remember I was watching the Red Sox-A's ALDS game 5 a couple years ago and Joe Morgan said something along the lines of "Boston is really going to need to outscore Oakland if they want any chance at winning tonight"
Forest1
06-13-2005, 10:59 PM
Billy Packer
I don't care if he played for wake, he just straight up sucks at callin a game. I remember when that Kentucky player Patrick Sparks sunk that last second three before losing in overtime he runs over to the scorers table and gives billy a high-five. Yet what you don't hear is that the kentucky guy yelled something along the lines of "Take that Mother F*****!" Of course, smart ol' billy had his headphones on and didn't hear a thing. This was a result of a previous altercation between the two. Go Patrick Sparks...
STiSchucky
06-13-2005, 11:24 PM
hey dickwad, the vikings called, they want their fan back.
what...
the....
hell... are you talking about, thundercunt?
brainkandy87
06-13-2005, 11:34 PM
I remember I was watching the Red Sox-A's ALDS game 5 a couple years ago and Joe Morgan said something along the lines of "Boston is really going to need to outscore Oakland if they want any chance at winning tonight"
I once heard him on ESPN Radio say that he couldn't watch the Little League World Series because they made "too many errors."
bobooh17
06-14-2005, 06:19 PM
Stephan A Smith can suck my...
Jim Rome sucks ass too...even though he isnt a play-by-play or color analyst, I jjust thought Id throw that out there.
And Baseball Tonight kicks ass...[/QUOTE]
HELL YES
bobooh17
06-14-2005, 06:19 PM
Stephan A Smith can suck my...
Jim Rome sucks ass too...even though he isnt a play-by-play or color analyst, I just thought Id throw that out there.
John Kruk
And Baseball Tonight kicks ass...[/QUOTE]
HELL YES
Jimothy51
06-14-2005, 06:36 PM
Stupid noob...
I would say Joe Buck and Tim McCarver. Tim does probably the worst color commentary of all-time. "He hit that ball hard." Thank you for that. And Joe forgets to call plays so there are random pauses.
s3xyjesus
06-14-2005, 07:05 PM
Micheal Kay is the worst all time, I wish Yankees got someone new
Walt Clyde Frazier is the greatest announcer, ever.
CaseyStryker
06-15-2005, 07:11 AM
Hawk Harrelson for the White Sox is terrible. If his team is winning he uses dumb phrases like, "He Gawnnnnnnnnnnn", "Gassssssss", "There's a ducksnort", "ducks on the pond". If his team is losing all you hear are the crickets chirping in the background. He is absolutely horrid.
YankeesSuck
06-15-2005, 08:59 AM
Stupid noob...
I would say Joe Buck and Tim McCarver. Tim does probably the worst color commentary of all-time. "He hit that ball hard." Thank you for that. And Joe forgets to call plays so there are random pauses.
haha those two are the worse. During playoff time I put the radio on So I dont have to listen to those idiots talk. Also I hate that damn Scooter thing fox does, that damn thing is annoying as hell. Then Joe Buck makes many references to Scooter throughout the game, because he dont know anything about baseball. So he refers to this gay animated baseball.
Jimothy51
06-27-2005, 12:36 PM
I read this in a Peter Gammons column this week and had to post just so people can have a good laugh.
"A small poll I did came up with the Giants (Duane Kuiper, Mike Krukow), Yankees (Jim Kaat, Michael Kay, Ken Singleton, Paul O'Neill) and Cubs (Len Kasper, Bob Brenly) as the best announcers."
I have heard the Cubs and Yankees announcers and along with the White Sox they are the worst in baseball. Possibly any sport.
brainkandy87
06-27-2005, 02:38 PM
I miss Steve Stone. :(
LeFromage
06-27-2005, 02:42 PM
And I miss Harry Carey... :(
Oh...
Chris Berman can go back, back, back, back, back, to the infested hole he crawled out of...
brainkandy87
06-27-2005, 02:46 PM
Yes, Harry was teh Jesus. Joe Morgan can just die. Along with Jim Rome.
disturbed2
06-27-2005, 03:06 PM
whos that annoying bitch, Susan Waldman, i think. She's so retarted when she is talking about the Yankees and baseball.
like "On a 3-0 count, normally a player takes this pitch. And sometimes the bench gives them a green light to swing at it"
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