View Full Version : Songs TO masturbate to
thebassman
02-21-2005, 08:19 PM
my friend (its a she) likes to masturbate. so im looking for songs that have lots of moaning and stuff. i dont know. anything anyone thinks girls can use to masturbate
"I Touch Myself" cums to mind.
thebassman
02-21-2005, 09:17 PM
ya ive heard of that. il give it to her. nice pun. lol cums
Chocotaco
02-21-2005, 09:23 PM
'What are you waiting for?' Gwen Stefani
callmejulio
02-21-2005, 09:28 PM
"Great Gig in the Sky" Pink Floyd
also, "One of these Days" Pink Floyd - that one doesn't have any moaning or anything, but its still a good one for your "friend" to masturbate to.
Frymaster
02-21-2005, 09:44 PM
Since she is a woman, I have to say (w00t i beat dual to this) you touch my tra la la by Gunther. "ooo, you touch my tra la la....my ding ding don"
thebassman
02-21-2005, 09:57 PM
hahahah those are great. now i gotta find a place to download them. if you wanna help me. we can send AIM if it comes to it.
YouEnjoyMyself
02-21-2005, 10:17 PM
Just download some audio clips of people having orgasms. I know their out there. :shuffle:
Madness
02-21-2005, 10:22 PM
I'll make love to you-Boyz 2 men.
Push it-Salt and pepper.
And that one song I forget from tweet.
Boony
02-21-2005, 10:22 PM
how about, "words TO unnecessarily capitalize"
But seriously this is the best music thread I've ever seen.
thebassman
02-22-2005, 12:32 AM
ya i was trying to get the thread done. thats y i misspelled. fixing time!!!1
EDIT:
thanks for the input. she has a huge playlist of songs she turns on. alot of diseny songs are on it. sigh she is weird.
EDIT AGAIN:
everyone that has posted has more then 4 rep squares. lol
piggyman18
02-22-2005, 12:36 AM
Dazed and Confused has some nice "aaaahhhahh"s in it. Not sure if it would be appropiate to masturbate to, but it is quite orgasmic.
LegendKiller
02-22-2005, 01:41 PM
tell me something good by chaka khan and rufus
G-Dubya
02-22-2005, 04:06 PM
go with BigMattTheHobo
thebassman
02-22-2005, 05:52 PM
i would if i had a downloading program
HendrixFan
02-23-2005, 12:04 AM
can't forget the classic: "Beat It" as long as you take MJ out of your mind while you pleasure yourself.
blackswordd2
02-23-2005, 06:34 PM
I need to lurk more because I just made a REALLY stupid fucking post!
skater910
02-23-2005, 07:56 PM
haha i like to masturbate
haha nobody cares
I found out that fast paced songs are awesome to wank to, but that's just me.
thebassman
02-23-2005, 08:43 PM
thats my friend, dont mind him.
wat r the songs?
BastardChild
02-23-2005, 09:22 PM
Meatloaf "Paradise by the Dashboard Light" in the middle sectin with the baseball announcer has some orgasmic noises. Also, Meatloaf has one sexy voice, but that goes without saying. :D
thebassman
02-23-2005, 10:29 PM
haha i never thought of that. i love that song. she probably doesnt. im still downloading it.
crazygorilla14
02-24-2005, 08:36 PM
NIN- Closer. no orgasmic sounds but it had a good pace to go to. Plus, it might just get you some, or slapped, depending on how she takes it when she hears, i wanna f*ck you like an animal.
thebassman
02-24-2005, 08:40 PM
i want that song. real bad. bad bad. send via IM if you can. i want that song.
crazygorilla14
02-24-2005, 08:44 PM
uhh... i don't have a music downloader, my pops just has the CD. and where's my 4 bars you gave everyone else. j/k.
Living_Sin
02-24-2005, 08:49 PM
"Let's Fuck"- Murderdolls
proton
02-24-2005, 10:43 PM
Prince - Darling Nikki
I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess you could say she was a sex friend
I met her in a hotel lobby
masturbating with a magazine
she said how'd u like 2 waste sometime
& I could not resist when I saw little
Nikki gind
she took me 2 her castle
and I just couldn't believe
my eyes
she had so many devicees
everything that money could buy
she said sign your name on the dotted
line
the lights went out
and Nikki started 2 grind
The castle started spinning
or maybe it was my brain
I can't tell you what she did 2 me
but my body will never be the same
Her lovin will kick your behind
she'll show you no mercy
but she'll sho'nuff sho'nuff sho a
low 2 grind
I woke up the next mourning
Nikki wasn't there
I looked all over
all I found was a phone number on the
stairs
it said thank u 4 a funky time
call me whenever u want
2 grind
come back Nikki come back
Your darling little prince
wanna grind,grind,grind.
Or something like that. :shuffle:
EDIT: Added Italic hotness.
Ziggyfeed
02-26-2005, 01:50 AM
This is the strangest thread I've come across in a while...who in the right mind masturbates to music when theres.....porn?
Machavelli
02-26-2005, 02:08 AM
orgasm addict-buzzcocks
Sucrose
02-26-2005, 03:22 AM
"Great Gig in the Sky" Pink Floyd
Perfect for the occasion...
Incoheria
02-26-2005, 12:38 PM
O Zone- Dragostea Din Tei
PsiRedEye22
02-26-2005, 12:52 PM
This is the strangest thread I've come across in a while...who in the right mind masturbates to music when theres.....porn?
I'm not sure. It's strange because the original post has to point out the fact that it's a female. I think this is a thread about having a female friend that likes to masturbate, and we are supposed to go "dude you're so awesome". I declare this thread "Fucking Stupid".
thebassman
02-26-2005, 06:41 PM
the thread is actually very good. it helped alot. she likes most of them posted.
Tomarse
02-26-2005, 07:37 PM
2 songs come to mind:
choke me spank me pull my hair (xzibit)
rough neck (sean paul)
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