Funny As Hell Chat Story ( Long )

[RovOsz]

Long But Funny...... as hell
xXsHuTahxX: onto a car wich turned out to br purple with a shade of eversent penis
YouNg DruNk 89: wtf are you saying kid
YouNg DruNk 89: im lost
xXsHuTahxX: outside of my window a monster lurks and plots my demise each night i lay awake under my bed covers and quiver in despair as the monster laughs and grumbles in stange odd disbema
xXsHuTahxX: apple pie is a tasty teat
xXsHuTahxX: it goes good in coffe
YouNg DruNk 89: lmaooo
xXsHuTahxX: at my snack bar a girl was there with 90092 tittys and she combined a bannana and an apple and made a tree thus discovering magmapolitian megros beam
YouNg DruNk 89: omg kid your on crack
xXsHuTahxX: hi my name is randy
xXsHuTahxX: i own a ranch on the southside of north carolina
xXsHuTahxX: i eat pinapples and smoke torches
xXsHuTahxX: as i rode a horse i orgasmed and caused the horse to fall and make me a parapalegic
YouNg DruNk 89: ahahahahha
xXsHuTahxX: smirking i opened my eyes then with a quick motion i slided my dick into her popcorn
xXsHuTahxX: the butter got all over
xXsHuTahxX: then she got messy
YouNg DruNk 89: ahahahah
xXsHuTahxX: in the 18th century a man called edwin carmolian existed in the netherlands. he owned a boat and had a band of raiders. each day the gand rape each other and multiply
xXsHuTahxX: the grass killed the world
xXsHuTahxX: a kid once called me a figgly wiggly and i said "hey make like a tree and skidaddle"
YouNg DruNk 89: lmfaooooo
YouNg DruNk 89: your crazy
xXsHuTahxX: with a gun in my right hand and a knife in the other i ran into battle attacking chewbaca and flying into lapshades
xXsHuTahxX: suddenly the cashier asked me what i was dooing and i attempted to pay for my soda in leaves
YouNg DruNk 89: ahahaha
YouNg DruNk 89: keep them coming
YouNg DruNk 89: im laghin so fucekn hard
YouNg DruNk 89: ahahahaha
xXsHuTahxX: as i drank my lemonade i found that the taste was strange. inside i found my aunt mccormick fucking a llama. she was wearing a red blouse. i screamed and jerked off into the pitcher of lemonade. my mom looked at me oddly
YouNg DruNk 89: lmfao
YouNg DruNk 89: your are on some crazy shitt
xXsHuTahxX: waiting on the other side of the battleground...
xXsHuTahxX: i open my med kit and found that there was an infestation of larvae. An octopuss was mmad and attacked me with military tactics by swinging shitting and with an ak47. when it was over only my penis survived.
YouNg DruNk 89: ahahahaha
YouNg DruNk 89: is this off the top fo your head
xXsHuTahxX: when i opened the chapter to page 5 a mythical creature called wombi the Foul came in a green smoug. he told me that i must conquer germany with sausages and arnold swarzanigger. As i bench pressed myself into oblivion i found out that i was rigged with riggamortus. i then heard my friend Alf had goten titty re confiquration into pyramid like shapes. harry potter is gay because he shoves brooms into his bloody cunt
YouNg DruNk 89: ahahahahahahaha
xXsHuTahxX: "Boris?" said the commandant. " i have placed an eraser into liquid nitrogen." MY MY Vaginali
YouNg DruNk 89: wtffff
xXsHuTahxX: young buck found out that 50 was baning snoop dog y dog and got very mad he flew over and stomped his ass. he slugged snoop with his 99 inch wang. snoop then started saying drop it like its dick
YouNg DruNk 89: lmfaooooo
xXsHuTahxX: chuckling i threw my ciggarete but into the trash. my friend Giermo came out with dildo ultra max equation lex luther size smig. then adolf hitler attacked with the helghast. eradicating all of pigs. suddenly i screamed JUMANJI
xXsHuTahxX: AND I GOT A MASSIVE HARD ON
xXsHuTahxX: INTO MY ASS
YouNg DruNk 89: lmfaooo
xXsHuTahxX: hearing the moans of a woman in labor is a strange sensation. as i walked around the hospital i started to experience a strange side effect of love. Self affliction and jealousy took over my mind and told me to put my dick into the elavator slicing it clean off. then with a smile on my face i waited to her the thump at the end of the fall. after i walked into the room of my friend wife in labor. stuck my hand in her pussy,grabbed out the baby,threw it onto the floor and fucked her violenty. then i had an icecream sandwich and surpirised a kid at school by dressing up as a walrus
xXsHuTahxX: I once bought a boat. i named it Sam. When sam was going throught puberty he was quiete a bastard. so i had to belt him a few times. thats when i started to get very weird and self consious. sam was starting to like girls. i wanted to prevent it so i threw sam into a room and fucked him till he couldnt stand. he had blisters in his ass for a month. when the inspector came i grabed him and killed him with my Spork. After i walked into the room and thrusted my large male organ into his tiny extrusion hole, causing him to scream and wimper in pain. I knew he liked it. So i did it every day untill one day he died. Then i had to fuck another boat. Mike MarquiesEas 1932
YouNg DruNk 89: ahahahaaha

[RovOsz]

YouNg DruNk 89: kid your a pshycho
xXsHuTahxX: ok
xXsHuTahxX: enough
YouNg DruNk 89: lmfao
xXsHuTahxX: wich one was the funniest
YouNg DruNk 89: the wlarus i think
YouNg DruNk 89: walrus
YouNg DruNk 89: those were all off the top of youir headf
YouNg DruNk 89: ?
xXsHuTahxX: yea
xXsHuTahxX: i think ill write one more long 1
YouNg DruNk 89: lmao
YouNg DruNk 89: ok then
YouNg DruNk 89: god damn this is long as fuck ki
YouNg DruNk 89: you been typin for a hot min
xXsHuTahxX: Doug and roger have been best buddies since they were in diapers. These to boys both had one thing in common. They both had a fetish to slapping their dicks into computers. One day in school Roger was in computer class. His teacher Mrs.Humpernickle was inside of her car the penileinfection 233SL. This was Rogers chance. He walked up, unbulcked his belt and swong his schlong into the moniter. Roger didnt even notice that the whole class was watching him as he did his strange act of pleasure. Doug got sick of this habit and moved onto another sick thing. Each day he would nail his penis to a piece of wood and attempt to put on a pair of underwear. {this aroused him} failing each time doug then again got bored. So on day he and roger went to the mall. Siting at a table inside of a card store they both thought up a great way to pleasure themselves. To do this they would need a leprechaun, a furry koala bear, two weed pipes and a large broccoli. When at last all of the materials needed were gather they went about to do their deed. Doug put the leprechaun into a basket and denied taking his pot of gold. Roger put the koala into a hamper and denied the abuse. They each put weed pipes in their mouths. Then they filled the pipes with broccoli and smoked it. Doug Exploded into a fine bloody mist of perfection. Roger laughed and then the lights when out. about 60 seconds later roger was sharing the room with a gorilla a monkey and akon. they all raped him and gave him aids. Roger died a week later. He was 21. Fucked in the but leaves a big cut so be st8 and put ur wang in the girls thang and dont question whats in that splang. Lamps and chairs are overlords of the universe. once we will die of food poisening by oxygenfuckedup bitch jennycraig is a ho i need a girl and steve is red.
YouNg DruNk 89: lmfao
xXsHuTahxX: damn
xXsHuTahxX: that tired me out
YouNg DruNk 89: ahaha
YouNg DruNk 89: itr was some weird and crazy shitt
xXsHuTahxX: so what was funny about that 1
YouNg DruNk 89: everything
YouNg DruNk 89: especially the end
xXsHuTahxX: but what in particular
xXsHuTahxX: copy and paste
YouNg DruNk 89: jenny craig you need a girl and me is re
YouNg DruNk 89: d
YouNg DruNk 89: aha
xXsHuTahxX: oh
xXsHuTahxX: what about nailing a dick to wood and puttin on undawear
YouNg DruNk 89: ahaha
YouNg DruNk 89: that too
YouNg DruNk 89: how do you think of this shitt
xXsHuTahxX: is that it
xXsHuTahxX: i write
xXsHuTahxX: i dont think
YouNg DruNk 89: you must do some crazy drug with that matt
xXsHuTahxX: ni
xXsHuTahxX: the only thing i do is drink
xXsHuTahxX: should i write a final one or r u tief
xXsHuTahxX: tired
YouNg DruNk 89: im straight
xXsHuTahxX: ok
YouNg DruNk 89: pull some magic off
YouNg DruNk 89: a funnnnny 1
YouNg DruNk 89: that has me rollin for days
xXsHuTahxX: what?
YouNg DruNk 89: and we can laugh about it on saturday at andys next weekend
YouNg DruNk 89: ok
YouNg DruNk 89: go for it
xXsHuTahxX: write another 1?
YouNg DruNk 89: yea
xXsHuTahxX: online or on paper
YouNg DruNk 89: online
xXsHuTahxX: ok
xXsHuTahxX: god i cant belive u think these are funny
YouNg DruNk 89: there madd funny
xXsHuTahxX: k
YouNg DruNk 89: you dont think so?
xXsHuTahxX: only when some one else reads them
YouNg DruNk 89: yea
xXsHuTahxX: k
YouNg DruNk 89: lol
xXsHuTahxX: ima do it
YouNg DruNk 89: aight go
xXsHuTahxX: Eric Chapman was a strange fellow. He had a dick on his face, a vagina on his belly, and breasts on his legs. He was a walking laugh. You couldnt help but laugh. Growing up Eric went throught some hard times. His father was a FligoMaster. Each day Eric would get clubbed in his dick. The pain was so excrutiationg that his whole body would go numb. Sometimes aliens would visit his vagina and plant shit in it. The vagina would talk and scream if Eric was mad sad or happy. On on occation Eric was finnaly going to have sex when suddenly a strange voice shouted " My dick is elongated and dripping with Carbon Vapors!" Eric not got lucky. Depressed Erix took a walk aroung the block. When he came back he was charged for rape, manhandled by to woman, jumped, biten by a tiger and pied by GrumpTilous The clown. Eric was a natural failure. Walking one day he discoverd that his dick had moved from his middle to his belly button. Horrified he attempted to jack off exposing his entrials and guts when he orgasmed. Suddenly a large pain struck him in the back side. It was Steven The Creaven Along with Frank Gank and Matt the martian. Steve was riding a chariot. on his chariot were two pornographic magazines and a bottle of malt liquer. Frank was riding a 1950's cult classic band wagon. He had a musket and a wick hat. Matt was in a Neo-Nutomic Atom Suclear Particle Evaporizor. In other words he was riding a goat compatable with rocket laucnhers. They charged Erix with fury. Steve jerked in his face. Matt flew in with his eyes and frank ate clam fritters. Eric then ran not before encountering evan the magonfiesh. Evan Streached 89 feet into the air making him tall and lanky. Steve laughed then got drunk. I have spandex on u mother fucker. STop Stop my mom has a candy cane in her ass. oh my fucking god a trident is in my dick.shoot for the stars!. I did but i reached my fucking face. Damn man my dick is mad hes got one eye fuck fuckfu ckfuck When a lamp comes god will morph into a hideous being an come down to earth to slay Zuesous the Mariosu. Yes her vagina is Big and Sloppy. look it can sniff cocaine. Sucka!
YouNg DruNk 89: ahahahahahahaha
YouNg DruNk 89: omg man your too fucnny
YouNg DruNk 89: funny
YouNg DruNk 89: ****8
YouNg DruNk 89: haahahahahahahaha
xXsHuTahxX: what was the funniest part
YouNg DruNk 89: all of it man
YouNg DruNk 89: that whole thing was funny
YouNg DruNk 89: i cant even point out a part
xXsHuTahxX: comon
xXsHuTahxX: just say sumtin
YouNg DruNk 89: ummm
xXsHuTahxX: like what was a funny line
YouNg DruNk 89: It was Steven The Creaven Along with Frank Gank and Matt the martian. Steve was riding a chariot. on his chariot were two pornographic magazines and a bottle of malt liquer. Frank was riding a 1950's cult classic band wagon. He had a musket and a wick hat. Matt was in a Neo-Nutomic Atom Suclear Particle Evaporizor. In other words he was riding a goat compatable with rocket laucnhers.
YouNg DruNk 89: that was funny as shittttttttttttt
YouNg DruNk 89: that had me rollin
YouNg DruNk 89: then i jsut couldnt stop
YouNg DruNk 89: ahahahha
xXsHuTahxX: copy it onto ur comp
YouNg DruNk 89: i already did
xXsHuTahxX: oh coo
xXsHuTahxX: print it when u come saturady
YouNg DruNk 89 is away at 1:25:44 AM.
The Alpha Cock
Thomas Cook Man was born into a well manered family. When he was nine he met a pair of young boys that would go down into history. Matthew Jarosz A.K.A Big Slig and Frankie Rovelli A.K.A OhWa. Matt liked to eat apples and oranges. Frank liked to eat watermealons and cantalopes. 10 years later Thomas had hair on his genitles and a 5.9 inch dick. Matt had grown to be 5feet10inches and weighed in at178 pounds. Thoms took a shit and engulfed the world with odor. Matt pissed and melted the world with water. Frank Farted and blew up the world world with gas. Matt flew and flew with a dolphin. Suddenly he shitted onto a vehicle below. It was a taxi cab speeding down the freeway. When the shit hit the driver was surprised and crashed into a nearby nuclear disposal factory causing radiation and ants to become big. Frank was in texas and matt was there to. As frank and matt stood silent a loud noise echoed throughout the valley. John Barley Corn was born. John Barley Corn was a crazy man. John Barley corn had no dick. John Barly corn was decapated by matt for having the gayest name ever. Matt was walking down the couch one day and discoverd that his road was dirrrrhey. Matt put on a doe rag and started to battle chingy. Oh shit suck my dick how do u put ur wang into ur hang. Shit mit. A person named mitch came along. then a spider. Mitch had big guns. He battled the spider untill he could no longer. While struggling in the fight he screamed EXCALIBER, then his pants ripped and his dick flew out into the air and unleashed a hellfire. Frank sold some hotdogs and frankfurters untill one day matt mad funn of him. " Frank your selling frankfurters?" u might as well sell a dog in a grocery store. Or Killzone in a soda can. Or halo2isgay into a fuckign gay. Maximus...frank mumbled then the humped the holey grail and caused val kilmer to come out and grant mat 3 wishes.
1.Dick like an Anaconda
2.Enless Sperm
3.Halo2 to never exist
Frank pissed himself while shiting because matt threw a tomato over the stall hitting him in the forehead knocking him out. matt chuckled and walked out were he tripped over a stick and broke his neck. He died instantly. Frank awoke in the bathroom and wiped his ass. But he did it wrong. He wiped it to hard and that caused brain damage. He died instatly. Matt and Frank will be stuck in pergatory untill Thomasa Cookman Dies. P Copyright Matthew Jarosz And Mostly Frankie Rov

[Yumpizza]

I just posted a bunch of bloodninja's pranks that are similar to that.. but its fooling cyber-sluts .. but no responded to it (or gave reps.. lazy bastards) :(
Whoever the kids are in your chat log.. their odd..

[Crdwiz32]

Ya bloodninja's pranks kick ass! Reps 4 everyone!

[surfindaeac]

what the hell was that...boatsex? have you seen furinture sex on kontraband?

[Iwillsk84food]

holy shit thats random.... that wasted too much of my time and i didnt understand half the words in it(i am kinda stupid)... but n e ways thx for wasting my time :censor: