Things hallmark doesn't say

[Pro SS 67CaMaro]

THINGS HALLMARK DOESN'T SAY

My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!

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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
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Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the hell was I thinking?"
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
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How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?

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I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.

After having met you.
I've changed my mind.

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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you.

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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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Congratulations on your promotion!

Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.

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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)

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Happy birthday!

You look great,

for your age.

Almost Lifelike!

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When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.

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We have been friends for a very long time ..

let's say we stop?
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I'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here.

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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was?

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Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.

So we're having you put to sleep.
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So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.

Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay.

[stupidpuppet]

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was?


damn, and i could have used that card so many times in high school. come to think of it, i know someone who needs it now...

[Babycasket]

Haha, those are cool! If you have any more i want to see;p... I dunno why i never seen card jokes befor :banghead:

[Iwillsk84food]

THINGS HALLMARK DOESN'T SAY


Happy birthday!

You look great,

for your age.

Almost Lifelike!



LMFAO :lol: ... i need this card for my grandma

[|uDa|Ozzy]

[QUOTE=Pro SS 67CaMaro]THINGS HALLMARK DOESN'T SAY

I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you.

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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
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I'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here.
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LMAO! This is the best ones, IMO. The third one I could've used several times.