I shall voice the stupid question no one dares to ask in public...

[Pro SS 67CaMaro]

- Can you cry under water?

- How important does a person have to be before they are considered

assassinated instead of just murdered?

-When cats poop in the snow do they cover it with snow?

- If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

- Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

- Why do you have to "put your two cents in". but it's only a "penny"

for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were

buried in for eternity?

- Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

- What did cured ham actually have?

- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would

be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

- Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up

like every two hours?

- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

- If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

- Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?

- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in

binoculars to look at things on the ground?

- How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for

Miss America?

- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see

you naked anyway.

- If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

and finally...

- Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Yes, If you must know I have asked myself all of these questions, who hasen't? If no one I must be crazy, even though I already know I am

[hellraiser_427]

-When cats poop in the snow do they cover it with snow?
probably, its a habit
- If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
a branch is just a word. it is not saying that it is a tree

- Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
all sandwich meat is not round and all bread is not square and it
doesnt make any goddamn difference because it ends up as shit
anyways
- What did cured ham actually have?
i hate these kinds of fuckign questions. just because it is named
cured, doesn't mean it has been cured of something. same with
the branch thing, its just a fucking name

- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
we dont have some of the best technology in the world working on
luggage now do we smartass

- Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
like every two hours?
if you weren't retarded you would know babies sleep a lot

- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
FUCKING HELL THEY ARE JUST THE NAMES OF THINGS!!!!!!

- If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
no because you could sue them for firing you under false
pretenses. it's your choice and you can drink any non-alcoholic shit
you want

- How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for
Miss America?
you can't have any random person run to be leader of the free
world dumbass. its not based on tits

- If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
911!!!!! Its not some fucking rule that because they work there
they cant call. And if they are on duty some person around them
will notice.

[Pro SS 67CaMaro]

wow, don't get so offended there just jokes, really don't take them seriously there just meant to sit back and go, wow is this kid high or something??? don't make a big deal about it, if I were serious this would not be a thread under the jokes thingie (thats right I said thingie look how mature I can be)

[Babycasket]

wow, don't get so offended there just jokes, really don't take them seriously there just meant to sit back and go, wow is this kid high or something??? don't make a big deal about it, if I were serious this would not be a thread under the jokes thingie (thats right I said thingie look how mature I can be)

Of course he's not high.. does he "Sound" high?

and good stuff by the way.. but i never thought of those things... but what i dont get is.. money doesnt grow on trees... its paper... YES IT DOES!!!!!

atleast if they have bark in the papr :banghead:

[gigagogoaia]

hellraiser ruined the humor!! :banghead: :censor:

[Adamska]

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- Why does a round pizza come in a square box?




What would be the point of a round box...seriously? They're harder to make then just a square box.

[dorito]

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

Yes. Well there's the equivalent of 'kiss' and the equivalent of 'snog'. I don't even know why you guys call it french kissing anyway, we're probably not the ones who invented it. Just like french fries, they're belgian.

[Pro SS 67CaMaro]

Yes. Well there's the equivalent of 'kiss' and the equivalent of 'snog'. I don't even know why you guys call it french kissing anyway, we're probably not the ones who invented it. Just like french fries, they're belgian.

what have we all forgotten back in the day, when it was called neckin'? c'mon guys the tounge had to have been invented by the americans, who else can find a more slutty way to kiss???

Thats a good point about the fries, yet completely retarded, I don't see the point of how adding the word french onto something makes it sounds better to us... :insane: I'm sad to say im american... I think im going to move to germany or japan.

[scribbles321]

I have one
Why is Santa so jolly? Is it because he knows where all the naughty girls live?
:lol:

[pikey21]

I have one
Why is Santa so jolly? Is it because he knows where all the naughty girls live?

good point ho ho ho :D

[Iwillsk84food]

hellraiser... calm down... :insane:

[Vilkata]

what have we all forgotten back in the day, when it was called neckin'? c'mon guys the tounge had to have been invented by the americans, who else can find a more slutty way to kiss???
the aussie kiss is sluttier.....like a french kiss, but down under.

[Deathw1sh]

yea, hell needs to chill out, but i do agree that it's silly to have good questions like the luggage, the baby sleeping, or the lunchmeat one, mixed in with silly play-on-word things such as the branch thing or the cured ham one

[SmoothKnight]

Whats the number for 911?

[DragnMastr]

I think im going to move to germany or japan.
I'll see you in Japan. Seriously I'm moving there ASAP and getting the hell away from that homicidal maniac Bush.

[Stupified]

Whats the number for 911?

The number to 911 is "171157165162145040141040146141147"

Anyone catch on? heh ;)

[DevinBre]

hellraiser ruined the humor!! :banghead: :censor:


I think it was a lot more humorous watching someone finally disprove all of those retarded questions that are irrelevant with their content.

[surfindaeac]

wow those have been posted so many times...after seeing them about 3 timesin 2 weeks it kinda gets old..but good job man im feeling charitable

[tripl]

the aussie kiss is sluttier.....like a french kiss, but down under.

lol ha ha ha ha

[Tuneman1984]

- Why do you have to "put your two cents in". but it's only a "penny"

for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?



Administrative fees. ;)

[Warplex]

If you shave your head, can you go bald without knowing it?

[Link]

...its not based on tits...
Strange, considering thats what you seem to elect each time...

;)

[Henkie]

I'll see you in Japan. Seriously I'm moving there ASAP and getting the hell away from that homicidal maniac Bush.

Nah, in Japan you have to work hard for little money. Sweden's the place to go. It's like a paradise, unless you're really rich (high income-taxes, but good social system and nearly free universities)

[Master. kirby]

All these jokes suck, if you can call them jokes.