Chinese Proverbs

[Tomarse]

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

[surfindaeac]

that was not funny at all

[Travmire]

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

I liked these ones.

[Iwillsk84food]

i liked the fact that it sounds like an azn is sayin it... but the sayings were just random


~ :bang: WONED :bang: ~

[troutflosser]

Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters into his own hands

[Phantome]

This was a (sorta) Chinese thread, so...
Who's On First for the Next Generation (http://www.freewebs.com/lfriedma/funny.html)

George W. Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George W. Bush: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George W. Bush: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George W. Bush: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George W. Bush: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George W. Bush: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George W. Bush: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George W. Bush: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George W. Bush: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George W. Bush: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George W. Bush: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George W. Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George W. Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George W. Bush: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George W. Bush: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George W. Bush: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George W. Bush: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George W. Bush: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George W. Bush: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George W. Bush: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George W. Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George W. Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George W. Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George W. Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George W. Bush: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George W. Bush: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George W. Bush: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

[evil joe]

th0se were good
rep points for u

[Manhoe]

This was a (sorta) Chinese thread, so...
Who's On First for the Next Generation (http://www.freewebs.com/lfriedma/funny.html)

George W. Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George W. Bush: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George W. Bush: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George W. Bush: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George W. Bush: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George W. Bush: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George W. Bush: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George W. Bush: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George W. Bush: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George W. Bush: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George W. Bush: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George W. Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George W. Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George W. Bush: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George W. Bush: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George W. Bush: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George W. Bush: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George W. Bush: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George W. Bush: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George W. Bush: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George W. Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George W. Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George W. Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George W. Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George W. Bush: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George W. Bush: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George W. Bush: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.


lol im supprised it lasted so long