ZachS
02-26-2005, 10:50 PM
Stupid & Funny Instructions!!!
Real Instructions found on common produts.
On instructions for a hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial bath bar: Directions: Use like regular soap.
On a frozen dinner package: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On a hotel-provided shower cap box: Fits one head.
On Tesco's Tirimisu dessert: Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging from a Rowenta Iron. Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On a bottle of Nytol (a sleeping aid): Warning: May cause drowsiness.
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: Keep out of children.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts.
On an American Airlines package of nuts: Instructions: Open package, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
On a package of Sunmaid raisins: Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?
On curling iron instructions: Do not put into eyes.
Real Instructions found on common produts.
On instructions for a hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial bath bar: Directions: Use like regular soap.
On a frozen dinner package: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On a hotel-provided shower cap box: Fits one head.
On Tesco's Tirimisu dessert: Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging from a Rowenta Iron. Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On a bottle of Nytol (a sleeping aid): Warning: May cause drowsiness.
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: Keep out of children.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts.
On an American Airlines package of nuts: Instructions: Open package, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
On a package of Sunmaid raisins: Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?
On curling iron instructions: Do not put into eyes.