Bushnik!

[napolandynamite]

There are 3 men stranded at ocean and finally come upon an island. When they arrive there the leader of the people give them two choices. He says they can either day or they can recieve bushnik. The first guy says "I don't want to die I'll take bushnik." They take him away in a cave and ram a metal pole up his ass ten times. He walks away all funny so his butt wont hurt as much. The other two see he's in lots of pain. The second man chooses bushnik because he doesn't want to die either. He goes into the cave and a metal pole is rammed in his ass ten times. He walks out funny just like the other guy. The last man says "I don't want to be in pain like them I choose death." And the leader of the island me says "DEATH BY BUSHNIK!"

[VegitoSSJ4]

NOT FUNNY!!!if youre gonna tell a joke tell it right

[napolandynamite]

Whatever not to argue but thats how I heard it

[spoofer4ever]

NOT FUNNY!!!if youre gonna tell a joke tell it right

sheesh... He's just telling a joke, calm down for crieing out loud.

I found it pretty funny. Wich reminds me of another joke,

3 Men are stranded on a canibal island. They get captured and the leader
of the canabals tells them once they eat them they'l use there skin to create BOATS!
The leader lets them choose there own deaths so the 3 men start thinking,
The first sais " I wan't it to be quick and painless, im going to use a gun"
So all of a sudden BANG..he go dead
The second goes " Im going to snap my own neck..." So moments later SNAP... He go dead
The lask guy asks for a fork. The leader looks at him with cock eyed.
The guy stands still from a momen't and starts to yell " TRY TO USE ME AS A BOAT NOW YOU JACKASSES!" And starts to stab himself all over his body.

See? that was an AWFUL joke but no need to yell at me...

[pikey21]

sheesh... He's just telling a joke, calm down for crieing out loud.

I found it pretty funny. Wich reminds me of another joke,

3 Men are stranded on a canibal island. They get captured and the leader
of the canabals tells them once they eat them they'l use there skin to create BOATS!
The leader lets them choose there own deaths so the 3 men start thinking,
The first sais " I wan't it to be quick and painless, im going to use a gun"
So all of a sudden BANG..he go dead
The second goes " Im going to snap my own neck..." So moments later SNAP... He go dead
The lask guy asks for a fork. The leader looks at him with cock eyed.
The guy stands still from a momen't and starts to yell " TRY TO USE ME AS A BOAT NOW YOU JACKASSES!" And starts to stab himself all over his body.

See? that was an AWFUL joke but no need to yell at me...

lmao that kool