troutflosser
02-28-2005, 07:33 PM
Two jumper cables go into a bar and the bartender says "hey, i dont want you starting anything in here"
why couldnt hellen keller drive?
becuase she was a woman
what do you call a facist booger?
a snotzi
a pork chop walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey, we dont serve food here"
how do you make a dog drink?
put it in a blender
a dog sees a horse tied to a post. he approaches the horse and asks "hey, why are you tied to this post?" the horse responds "HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG"
A man walks into a bar and sits down. A couple minutes after getting his beer, he hears a voice saying “Nice pants.” He ignores it and keeps drinking. A couple minutes later he hears the voice again “Great shirt,” it says. He can’t help himself. He says “Bartender, I keep hearing these voices saying nice things about me…where are they coming from?” the bartender responds “it’s the peanuts” the man says “what?” and the bartender says “you heard me, it’s the peanuts. Theyre complimentary”
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
she had no arms
how many babies does it take to roof a house?
depends how thin you slice them
whats the difference between 35 dead babies and a cadillac?
i dont have a cadillac in my garage
there you go
why couldnt hellen keller drive?
becuase she was a woman
what do you call a facist booger?
a snotzi
a pork chop walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey, we dont serve food here"
how do you make a dog drink?
put it in a blender
a dog sees a horse tied to a post. he approaches the horse and asks "hey, why are you tied to this post?" the horse responds "HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG"
A man walks into a bar and sits down. A couple minutes after getting his beer, he hears a voice saying “Nice pants.” He ignores it and keeps drinking. A couple minutes later he hears the voice again “Great shirt,” it says. He can’t help himself. He says “Bartender, I keep hearing these voices saying nice things about me…where are they coming from?” the bartender responds “it’s the peanuts” the man says “what?” and the bartender says “you heard me, it’s the peanuts. Theyre complimentary”
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
she had no arms
how many babies does it take to roof a house?
depends how thin you slice them
whats the difference between 35 dead babies and a cadillac?
i dont have a cadillac in my garage
there you go