bob991
03-01-2005, 07:48 PM
Three guys rob a bank and need somewhere to hide out. They drive out to the middle of nowhere and explain their situation to a farmer. They ask if they can hide out there for awhile and the farmer reluctantly allows them to, on one condition; none of the guys can have any sexual contact with the farmer's daughter. They figure hey, that's pretty simple.
Later on that day, they finally meet the farmer's daughter. As it turns out, she's the most beautiful girl any of the bank robbers have ever seen. Later that night after the farmer's dozed off, they truck her ass. They gang bang her like there's no tomorrow.
When the farmer wakes up and finds the men asleep with his daughter he's furious. He orders each of the men to go to his garden and pick him one fruit or vegetable.
The first man brings back an orange. The farmer orders the man to drop his pants and bend over. In seconds, the man's feces are pushed in by the orange. In excruciating pain, he walks away.
The second man brings the farmer an apple. The farmer orders him to drop his pants and bend over. He does so, and as the farmer begins to penetrate his rear with the apple, the man bursts out in laughter. The farmer is confused. He questions the man, asking if he likes it. He asks if he's some kind of faggot or something. The man replies saying no, it's just that his friend is on his way from the garden... carrying a watermelon.
Later on that day, they finally meet the farmer's daughter. As it turns out, she's the most beautiful girl any of the bank robbers have ever seen. Later that night after the farmer's dozed off, they truck her ass. They gang bang her like there's no tomorrow.
When the farmer wakes up and finds the men asleep with his daughter he's furious. He orders each of the men to go to his garden and pick him one fruit or vegetable.
The first man brings back an orange. The farmer orders the man to drop his pants and bend over. In seconds, the man's feces are pushed in by the orange. In excruciating pain, he walks away.
The second man brings the farmer an apple. The farmer orders him to drop his pants and bend over. He does so, and as the farmer begins to penetrate his rear with the apple, the man bursts out in laughter. The farmer is confused. He questions the man, asking if he likes it. He asks if he's some kind of faggot or something. The man replies saying no, it's just that his friend is on his way from the garden... carrying a watermelon.