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texaspballa97
03-01-2005, 11:47 PM
here's my first post hope yall like it...
a redneck girl really wants to go to the mall with her friends one evening so she goes and asks her dad if she can go. he , the redneck he is, replies,"you can only go if you give me head." she thinks about it for a few minutes then finally decides that she REALLY needs to go to the mall.
during the middle of her "mall pass" she looks up at her dad and says, "your dick tastes like shit, why is that?"
he looks at her and says,"well your brother REALLY wanted to go to the movies."
if you dont get it you are probably 10 years old

surfindaeac
03-01-2005, 11:48 PM
augh thats sick man...i like it..say what part of texas

texaspballa97
03-01-2005, 11:51 PM
im from texas and hahaha making fun of myself but i live right near houston which really isnt that redneck

THEoneFEEM
03-02-2005, 12:14 AM
heard it.....but good none the less

killer scott
03-02-2005, 12:19 AM
thats pretty good... yessssssssssss

Devastation
03-02-2005, 12:40 AM
Racists! All of you are racists!

:D

tonyneedspills
03-02-2005, 02:07 AM
anyone with pball in there name is lame.