St. Patrick’s Day jokes?

[gidget]

Does anyone have any good ones? I would kill for the one I was e-mailed about 5 years ago. It is like an itinerary of a typical young person’s St. Patrick’s Day drinking. It starts out with a few green beers and ends with the person waking up in a dumpster. If anyone has this please post it, pretty please.

[DreadPirateWes]

I don't know that one, gidget. Sorry. The only ones I know are the irish jokes, and they're pretty mean (two of 'em). I'd like to see your joke though!

That reminds me. Anyone seen The Breakfast Club? Judd Nelson tells that joke about a naked girl with a poodle and a salami under her arms. But then he falls through the roof, and doesn't get to finish it. I've heard it's not a real joke, but I sure as heck would like to find out for sure. Great setup for a joke!

Bye bye.