My 1st Joke Post!!! Lizard & the Monkey!!! Damn Funny!!

[Ron Jeremy Jr]

Here it is: Hope yall like it!!!

this lizard was walkin thru the woods one day and he looks up in a tree and sees a monkey smokin a joint the lizard goes over and asks the monkey what he is doin and the monkey says im smokin a joint why dont you join me the lizard says ok and goes up and smokes a couple joints with the monkey after smokin the lizard tells the monkey that he has cotton mouth and he is going to the lake to get a drink of water as he goes over to the lake he stumbles and falls in to the water well this crocodile sees him fall and swims over to help him out and ask the lizard whats wrong with him the lizard replys that he is high because he was smokin a joint with the monkey in the tree the croc tells the lizard he is full of crap and the lizard teels the croc if he does not believe him to go look for his self so the croc crawls over and sure enough he sees the monkey up in the tree and the crocodile looks up and says "HEY" and the monkey looks down and says "HOLY S H I T !!" how much water did you drink ?

[Disgustipated]

Um ha ha. Very funny. :shuffle:

[ZachS]

It's a pretty good joke but these are key in a joke ". , ; "" "

[Johan]

It's a pretty good joke but these are key in a joke ". , ; "" "

Where are DeVaSTaTioN's punctuation buddies in situations like this? Okay joke, by the way.

[Devastation]

Ron Jeremy, please invite yourself to click the links in my sig.

[bob991]

It could be good, I'll never know; It's unreadable.

[surfindaeac]

that was mildly funny

[OLIAX]

not bad but not good either

[aeNeo]

here. maybe this helps.



This lizard was walking through the woods one day, and looks up in a tree to see this monkey smoking a joint. So the lizard walks over there, and he asks "What are you doing?", to which the monkey replied "I'm smokin a joint. Why dont you join me?" And the lizard agreeingly says "Sweet!"

So he climbs up the tree, and smokes a couple joints with the monkey. Afterwards, the lizard tells the monkey that he has cotton mouth, really bad. So he decides to walk to the lake to get a drink of water. As he's walking over there, he trips, and falls into the water.

Well, this crocodile sees him fall and swims over to help him out. And he asks "Hey, dude. What's wrong?" The lizard responded "Man, I'm just really high, right now. You see, I was smoking this joint...with that monkey over there, and..." The croc interupts, and says "Dude, you're full of shit." "Since you don't believe me, go see for yourself," the lizard bitterly replied.

So the croc swims over to the monkey's tree, and, sure enough, he sees the monkey sitting in the tree. And the croc yells out "HEY, MONKEY!"

The monkey looks down at the croc, and says "HOLY SHIT!! How much water did you drink?"

nope. still not funny.

[Noobkiller]

good joke :D

[w0mpa]

It actually made me smile. It would've been funnier if there was a video showing the face of that monkey saying "HOLY SHIT"

[camilo]

hahahhaah Im laughing very hard. While I was reading your joke I remember a truly good joke thats why Im laughing otherwise your joke...sucks