crazygorilla14
03-02-2005, 07:25 PM
So, i'm a part of a big sicilian family, and i have an uncle named tony. He is really protective of all of the girsl on his side of the family, so he makes threats to every guy that dates the female. The cool thing is he does it with such style and at the perfect times. so,
Christmas 2003, Tony decides to make a call and my mom's boyfriend picks up, right at hello, tony got into a big conversation, and right at the end... "If you ever think, touch, or hurt my niece in any way i willl personally come ofer there, rip your face off, and force feed it to you, now can i talk to lisa?
he's so colm about it when he does it to.
The next one was at my aunt's wedding, but the groom already got his about 8 years ago. This time it was my sister's boyfriends turn. He comes up to the guy about 5 minutes before the wedding photos and says to him... "Hey, you got a pretty face there, if you would like to keep it, then i suggest you be extra kind to that young lady right there." During the rest of the reception, brian stayed away from my uncle tony as much as possible.
Christmas 2003, Tony decides to make a call and my mom's boyfriend picks up, right at hello, tony got into a big conversation, and right at the end... "If you ever think, touch, or hurt my niece in any way i willl personally come ofer there, rip your face off, and force feed it to you, now can i talk to lisa?
he's so colm about it when he does it to.
The next one was at my aunt's wedding, but the groom already got his about 8 years ago. This time it was my sister's boyfriends turn. He comes up to the guy about 5 minutes before the wedding photos and says to him... "Hey, you got a pretty face there, if you would like to keep it, then i suggest you be extra kind to that young lady right there." During the rest of the reception, brian stayed away from my uncle tony as much as possible.