Vilkata
03-02-2005, 10:53 PM
i know their crappy, but hey.
three guys are talking bout how lucky their sons fiances. the first guy says "yeah, my son is totally in love. He just bought his gal a new mercedes." the second guys like "well my son just bought his woman a house" and the third guys like "my son is luckier than both of yours put together. his woman just bought him a mercedes and a house.
three construction workers are sitting there eating lunch, and they are complaining bout their sandwiches. first guy says "if i get the same sandwich again, im gonna jump of this highrise." the other two say the same thing. as it happens, they all get the same sandwiches the next day. at the funeral, the first 2 wives are crying, but the 3rd is laughing hysterically. when asked why, she replied ''the dumbass made his own sandwich"
three guys are talking bout how lucky their sons fiances. the first guy says "yeah, my son is totally in love. He just bought his gal a new mercedes." the second guys like "well my son just bought his woman a house" and the third guys like "my son is luckier than both of yours put together. his woman just bought him a mercedes and a house.
three construction workers are sitting there eating lunch, and they are complaining bout their sandwiches. first guy says "if i get the same sandwich again, im gonna jump of this highrise." the other two say the same thing. as it happens, they all get the same sandwiches the next day. at the funeral, the first 2 wives are crying, but the 3rd is laughing hysterically. when asked why, she replied ''the dumbass made his own sandwich"