Har har hee hee bartender joke

[DreadPirateWes]

Man goes into a bar, sits down, sighs heavily and says "Barkeep, a bottle of mineral water." Bartender says "Hey buddy, you sure you don't want a shot?"

Man says, "NO! No no and no. I came in here last weekend and had 15 shots and 10 beers. Man, I was so wasted. I stumbled home and blew chunks."

Bartender chuckles and says "Hey buddy, don't sweat it. Lots of people do that."

Man replies, "No, chunks is my dog."
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That was my first attempt on here. Longtime lurker, first time joke poster.

...don't worry, I won't post another one. In any event, I thought you might get a mild chuckle. HAVE A HAPPY DAY, HAPPY PEOPLE!!!

And please post more jokes. This is one of my favorite parts of the forum!

[surfindaeac]

wow that sounded almost like the jenny joke...beastiality rules

[Vilkata]

that reminds me of one.
Me: Do you remember blowing bubbles when u were a kid?
other person: yes
Me: yeah, cuz he told me to say hi.

[Devastation]

Just for the sake of pissing you off:

That's not a bartender joke, it's a bargoer joke.

[DreadPirateWes]

Hee hee Devastation! And just to piss you off:

I like reading youre posts. Your a funny guy and its' a shame most internet poster's can't use proper grammar and syntax. To many times there incorrect and theyre writing borders on the cryptic.

It's actually a bartender joke because bartender jokes start with "guy walks into a bar..." The crux of the joke rests upon the questions or actions of the bartender or barkeep. They set the parameters of the joke. He/she is the one to initiate the action. I like to think of them as "a day in the life of Harry the bartender."

Grammar is important, happy dude. I police my students, and let me tell you: it's not pretty. Not pretty at all.

[Devastation]

Hee hee Devastation! And just to piss you off:

I like reading youre posts. Your a funny guy and its' a shame most internet poster's can't use proper grammar and syntax. To many times there incorrect and theyre writing borders on the cryptic.

It's actually a bartender joke because bartender jokes start with "guy walks into a bar..." The crux of the joke rests upon the questions or actions of the bartender or barkeep. They set the parameters of the joke. He/she is the one to initiate the action. I like to think of them as "a day in the life of Harry the bartender."

Grammar is important, happy dude. I police my students, and let me tell you: it's not pretty. Not pretty at all.
Touche.

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