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Edge
03-03-2005, 08:55 PM
"Hello, is this the FBI?"

"Yes, what do you want?"

"I'm calling to report my neighbor Mike Smith! He is hiding marijuana

inside his firewood."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, several FBI agents descend on Mike's house. They

search the shed where the firewood is kept.

Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.

They yell in frustration at Mike and leave.

The phone rings at Mike's house.

"Hey, Mike! Did the FBI come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Happy Birthday, Buddy!"

Noobkiller
03-03-2005, 10:42 PM
lol good joke, but not the best title for it :cool:

Kenyan
03-03-2005, 10:46 PM
lol awesome. There are a bunch of jokes like that, One is about a man who needed to mulch/ dig out his front lawn, got friend to inform fbi that there was a body in front lawn :D sneaky...

Noobkiller
03-03-2005, 10:57 PM
funny if the FBI got thee joke u'd never see that kid again...lol :icon_rofl

jagger04
03-14-2005, 09:25 PM
dude you stole that one from another topic that was posted a couple hours earlier