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DreadPirateWes
03-04-2005, 03:40 AM
Weeeeeeeeeeee! That was funny. It had a great setup (didn't Paris Hilton lose her cellphone last week?) and it was nice and loud.

So what'd you think of her voicemail? It reminded me of that silly flash thing where you had to close your eyes and meditate.

Heh heh and heh. I liked it!

curtisc
03-04-2005, 06:24 AM
Was that really her?

Tuneman1984
03-04-2005, 06:34 AM
Damn, that got me. Not nearly as bad as flash screamers, and I only jumped slightly because my volume was up fairly loud. Not bad!

JASP3R
03-04-2005, 06:48 AM
What are you guys talking about? send me a link please.

Tuneman1984
03-04-2005, 06:58 AM
What are you guys talking about? send me a link please.

Here you are, Sir (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/lohanhilton.mp3)

0rKo
03-04-2005, 07:23 AM
Here you are, Sir (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/lohanhilton.mp3)


:censor: :censor: fuck off egg roll duck sauce..... with the "I love gay porn" shit..... :censor: :censor:

JASP3R
03-04-2005, 07:35 AM
Yeah that shit was ghey. My gf is asleep and I'm all with one speaker up to my ear cause my EF's are broke. ok I guess it was sorta funny. fags.

dennisthemenace
03-04-2005, 07:40 AM
Oh man... it got me... good too.. my entire family heard it.. i had the speakers up SO loud because her voice was so quiet. Holy Shit. Great Prank.

MarsBarr
03-04-2005, 07:40 AM
U got me.. Except no ones home so it didnt make me flip out to turn the speakers down, although it made me jump thats for sure

BLACKGTI
03-04-2005, 09:32 AM
I had to open this thing at work didn't I :banghead: .... You guys suck :censor: :censor: :censor:

sedriss
03-04-2005, 10:07 AM
haha! too funny!
i'm glad i was alone when i watched it.

Bubba-E
03-04-2005, 10:57 AM
I'm just glad nobody was here. :eek:

I think this is my first post in the comments section...

Agent_F
03-04-2005, 11:35 AM
that was some funny shit. i had my headphones on, but had to turn the volume all the way up cause my roommate was talking. now he thinks im gay. ill have to send him the link and show him how i feel. that was a good prank. just like the waldo one, and a few others on here.

De_Akula
03-04-2005, 12:48 PM
Lol, good one. I was listening to this at like 12PM and the whole corridor heard it. They were all like WTF??!! :wtf: And then my room mate woke up and told me to stop watching gay porn.

Timebomb
03-04-2005, 01:21 PM
I feel so tricked. :(

OLIAX
03-04-2005, 01:31 PM
I had to open this thing at work didn't I :banghead: .... You guys suck :censor: :censor: :censor:

my lungs are about to explode from laughing :icon_rofl

pureouchies
03-04-2005, 01:52 PM
Was that really her?


even if that wasnt her, she is a slut. just found out she had a quickie in the bathroom with a drummer

bl4h
03-04-2005, 01:59 PM
i have fast reaction time...closed it after he said "I LIKE..". Thank god, i would have been in some deep shit you nubs. lame trick :P

Timebomb
03-04-2005, 02:19 PM
even if that wasnt her, she is a slut. just found out she had a quickie in the bathroom with a drummer
Like wow, was that on MTV news? :rolleyes:

kevinsmith
03-04-2005, 03:13 PM
I have to admit I cheated...
When I couldn't hear much with media player, I opened up with my audio editing software so I could amplify it. I saw how loud the ending was, and laughed my ass of though when I listened to it...at a safe level.

shnuffy
03-04-2005, 03:30 PM
dude im in residence!! hahah this sucks....

LotsMorePhun
03-04-2005, 03:32 PM
My ear was right on the speaker when that thing came out....... well it was pretty funny.

discobiscuits
03-04-2005, 03:53 PM
this sounded like the guy who did the mr. bergis prank calls.

Quicksilver
03-04-2005, 04:03 PM
good thing no one was home. that scared the shit out of me. i hate those things.

nice set up though. at least it wasnt another "stare at the picture" bull crap thing.

Tuneman1984
03-04-2005, 04:06 PM
good thing no one was home. that scared the shit out of me. i hate those things.

nice set up though. at least it wasnt another "stare at the picture" bull crap thing.

Even though I jumped slightly, I have to admit this isn't nearly as bad as flash screamers. I think with those it's the combination of a sudden visual along with the loud noise that multiplies the effect.

rand0m
03-04-2005, 04:22 PM
Oh my god, my stupid bro did it at school in class of 25......... he got beats

YankeesSuck
03-04-2005, 04:24 PM
haha that was pretty good, i just bought new speakers for my laptop (sorry i spelt i wrong lol) they are pretty loud, i got it all the way up im like wtf, and i turned the volume up in the player, made me jump a little lol. Not as bad as those other things on ebaums.

spunkypunky
03-04-2005, 05:51 PM
that was funny...i don't think it was really lindsay because i think her and that fez dude broke up a while ago.....

metalhead666
03-04-2005, 05:58 PM
any wav files,it isnt workingwith stupid cocksucking quicktieme. :banghead:

JASP3R
03-04-2005, 06:47 PM
any wav files,it isnt workingwith stupid cocksucking quicktieme. :banghead:

Yeah I hate quicktime to. Apple gives me a headache :banghead:

mx6driven
03-04-2005, 07:03 PM
when u call her old number, the one on the list instead of saying I watch Gay Porn somoene says I am a Whore I am a Whore lolol, if u guys get long distance try calling it from her phonebook online

AntiAimer
03-04-2005, 08:11 PM
Talk about fucking stupid....Some people need lives. :sleeping:

YankeesSuck
03-04-2005, 08:24 PM
when u call her old number, the one on the list instead of saying I watch Gay Porn somoene says I am a Whore I am a Whore lolol, if u guys get long distance try calling it from her phonebook online

ya lol i got that message, i called twice and the guy picked up one of the times.

TheDawgPound72
03-04-2005, 08:26 PM
After reading the posts above you, why would you still click the link?

skater910
03-04-2005, 08:50 PM
I had a funny feeling when I heard how quiet it was (my headphones couldn't turn up loud enough to hear it), so I thought it was going to be a screamer. I have a sixth sense with these things, good luck next time eBaum. :p

M__I__K__E__ONE
03-04-2005, 08:55 PM
DAMN
Los Angeles Calif. Downtown 8: 30 pm PST.
Office door open .. entire Reception area and other offices very quiet.
But the office is full.
Some people in coffee room pouring their cups. Settling in for work day.

I Go to ebaums main page. Click the Lohan link.. listen... damn to low.. Turn Speakers On full Blast... 20seconds go by..... and then Humiliation
I walked out of my office and could not believe the stares from everyone..
I am still being teased and will not be able to live this down.

CLouis255
03-04-2005, 08:56 PM
What does it say I can oly hear

"You are not going to belive what I" and then it says somehthing that resembles a cut-out "F" Word....

TheBigTYme
03-04-2005, 10:18 PM
I had a funny feeling when I heard how quiet it was (my headphones couldn't turn up loud enough to hear it), so I thought it was going to be a screamer. I have a sixth sense with these things, good luck next time eBaum. :p


lol... i do too, eversince that walso incident im more scared of the internet than ever.

DeathMaster
03-04-2005, 10:22 PM
DAMN
Los Angeles Calif. Downtown 8: 30 pm PST.
Office door open .. entire Reception area and other offices very quiet.
But the office is full.
Some people in coffee room pouring their cups. Settling in for work day.

I Go to ebaums main page. Click the Lohan link.. listen... damn to low.. Turn Speakers On full Blast... 20seconds go by..... and then Humiliation
I walked out of my office and could not believe the stares from everyone..
I am still being teased and will not be able to live this down.
I almost pissed myself laughing at the thought of that :icon_rofl

southernfordman
03-04-2005, 10:57 PM
Damn, I was at school in the library and I had the speakers up just enuff so several people could hear and when it said about the GAY PORN everyone looked at us and 4 or 5 other people standing around the computer listening to it and probably everyone was thinking what and the hell are those kids looking at.

Gonzlar
03-05-2005, 12:20 AM
"i hate my job because i love gay porn" .... Priceless ladies and gentlemen!

NeverKnowsBest
03-05-2005, 04:16 AM
Yeah all us straights know they mute everything in gay porn except the end where they blast I love gay porn at the end. Those crazy homosexuals and thier audio fetishes.

Rocky Bios
03-05-2005, 08:53 AM
Yeah all us straights know they mute everything in gay porn except the end where they blast I love gay porn at the end. Those crazy homosexuals and thier audio fetishes.


Yeah, if you hear something/someone saying "i love gay porn", it's obviously a joke or someone making fun of someone else as a joke. Who the hell would exclaim that?

JagerX2
03-05-2005, 12:36 PM
Was that really her?

Holy Hell, you're stupid.

Herun
03-05-2005, 12:56 PM
God created headphones for us.

<adores the headphones>

Rocky Bios
03-05-2005, 01:04 PM
God created headphones for us.

<adores the headphones>


Yeah, thank God i had headphones on and was alone when i heard that. :)

Tokki
03-05-2005, 01:17 PM
I knew it would be something like that when there was the long silence at the beginning. So i was lucky enough to turn off speakers before the bad part.

Good show though :)

Frostdaddy
03-05-2005, 01:40 PM
That was awesome. Totally wasn't expecting it.

XxMASTARRONxX
03-05-2005, 03:23 PM
lmao, that tricked the shit out of me, it was LOUD AS HELL!

silverspade14
03-05-2005, 11:58 PM
lol i sent this to my friend and he said he cant hear anything anymore cuz he had it up so loud lol

KiLLeR07
03-06-2005, 12:00 AM
My mom heard that and I started laughing to cover it up...she was scared until I explained it to her lol

cee_cee795
03-06-2005, 12:57 AM
I had the sound turned all the way up listening to the Lindsay Lohan thing.I knew that I had family coming over I just didn't know when, then all of a sudden they come in and open my door to say hello so I paused it then as there leaving I turned it back up only to hear the whole gay porn thing and they had just turned and were walking down the hall. I know they heard it. I'm wondering what their thinking now that they've heard that.

Deathw1sh
03-06-2005, 02:09 PM
I have to admit I cheated...
When I couldn't hear much with media player, I opened up with my audio editing software so I could amplify it. I saw how loud the ending was, and laughed my ass of though when I listened to it...at a safe level.
heh.. it takes alot less time for me to turn up the speakers than to get adobe audition running (takes like 45 seconds for it to open), or were you expecting something bad at the end so decided to check?

Agentdemon
03-07-2005, 02:18 AM
Holy shit! that totally got me. I had my window open and volume all the way up, so about the whole block heard it :mad: . I knew it didn't sound like her and I was about to close the clip and right then that guy yelled.

Dual
03-09-2005, 09:22 PM
Haha I'm lucky that I was alone when I watched that. Very, very, very wise prank.

flashgame
03-09-2005, 09:41 PM
that is very funny

A Fat Kid
03-09-2005, 10:44 PM
I got lucky. I was about to listen to it during my boring math class that has over 300 people in it...using my laptop's speakers. Good thing class ended early and I was at home when I listened to it. I would have never lived that down.

crusader 900
03-09-2005, 11:44 PM
he read my mind!
i don't like gay porn!

ArchAngeL X
03-11-2005, 12:34 AM
All I can say is that I was honestly duped....good show...good show indeed

TheBigDelly
03-11-2005, 10:11 AM
i had someone do that in school. it was in the library and all of a sudden "I LOVE GAY PORN" , he got kicked out for the rest of the year, well to bad.
Was that Dane Cook at the end?? it kinda reminded me of him

gordon
03-11-2005, 06:08 PM
heh.. it takes alot less time for me to turn up the speakers than to get adobe audition running (takes like 45 seconds for it to open), or were you expecting something bad at the end so decided to check?

some of us use less bloated audio editing programs than adobe audition.

*snicker*

cool edit takes about 4 seconds to load.

Micromininator
03-12-2005, 04:23 PM
i had someone do that in school. it was in the library and all of a sudden "I LOVE GAY PORN" , he got kicked out for the rest of the year, well to bad.
Was that Dane Cook at the end?? it kinda reminded me of him

HAHA I just said that to my mom and she agreed hahaha. What were they really saying?

DeadlyPercusion
03-12-2005, 06:43 PM
i sent that thing to my friends. lets just say my friends dont click on the links i send them nemore (cant say its the first time ive doen something like that tho hee hee hee) :lol:

rizzleman
03-13-2005, 05:39 AM
WHoly shiznit.
Thank god i turned the fucking thing down quick. My dad was in the other room playing games. I was like, wtf this isnt Lindsay Lohan (after I turned the volume up to get a good clear sound).. it couldnt be. I was wandering why the fuck the thing was so low in volume in the first place, figured it was a bad recording so yea i willingly turned the volume up real loud.

I feel sorry for the bastards who do this at work, and those who do it in the library who got banned from it after watching that shit. The comps in my school's library dont have sounds or speakers for a reason, its distracting. you gotta bring your own headphones if you wanna listen to something on a comp.

Sad Sad Sad for those of you who are men or boys listening to this shit around shitload ppl. LOLness!
Yea man, that guy has a generic voice, lol u send that to almost any guy, ppl gonna believe that shit and think your gay loL! Funny shit. Thank god I didn't listen that shit anywhere else but home when almost no one was around lol
Fuckin scared the shit out of me. That instant, the first time i heard "i love gay porn", i was like wholy shit, thank god I aint listening to the shit at someone's house or elsewhere with lotta ppl. lol. fucked up shit.

I love lindsay lohan. I liked her ever since I saw her in that one movie where she tries to hook up two adults who have different values and live almost completely differnt lives lol. Lol I really though she had a twin. She was so pretty then, somehow she got realy busty, big plus :)!!!111

259
03-13-2005, 07:01 AM
Man, I was a total sucker for that thing. :banghead: Even though I turned the volume pretty high and went through the whole last part, nobody heard it except me (I think it was because the T.V. in the other room was louder). Great job with this thing. I've never heard of an audio screamer before.

MartialArtist
03-13-2005, 07:05 AM
Man that was gay. I had to be listening to it while my little bro was laying on the couch not too far away and my parents were just getting into bed. Man, I had those speakers turned up loud too. talk about :banghead: up

Metalocalypse
03-13-2005, 10:45 PM
Oooooo...that got me good....i dont think my mom heard it, she was in the next room over....

killer scott
03-13-2005, 11:19 PM
i thought it sounded like the kid from moron mail who wanted ebaum to put up the video of him making fun of counter strike players... sounds like the same loser... but this is enjoyable.

CultStar
03-14-2005, 12:08 AM
The MoviePhone guy comes to mind...............................

damn_need_help
03-14-2005, 01:06 AM
Yea this reminds me of a website. It's one of those ones that keeps popping up like the "You are an Idiot...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha" one...but this one says "Hey everybody, I'm looking at gay porno". If you've never seen it, chances are your friends havn't. So send it around toi them. and trick those bastards if they tricked you with this one....or for a laugh.

http://www.7440.com/kiss

make sure you don't click it when you're copying it. :)

TurbulenceXM
03-14-2005, 05:21 PM
Very good trick, its like one of those flash screams you see on Liquid Generation.

Chud
03-14-2005, 05:27 PM
Ahahaha, I saw that on the main page and didn't feel like clicking, good thing I didn't my brother and mom were in the next room.

What exactly happens at the end though, I only read the last page of this >_>

Wafflecopter
03-14-2005, 05:39 PM
I got my friend so bad. :lol:

He was on my computer and was like "Oh, whats this?" so I said "I dunno never looked at it." He clicks it and I'm like "Ok I need a drink." I walk downstairs and I can hear the quiet part. (He turned it up a TON) Then I hear "I LOVE GAY PORN" and my parents are like "what the fuck?"

:lol:

NaterG
03-14-2005, 06:33 PM
Well what can I say. I Should have seen it coming. I had my speakers turned up ALL the way and i hear those haunting words... I LOVE GAY PORN...
Everybody in the office Stopped and Stared. Some of them couldnt stop laughing. But i think it pissed some others off. Anyway it was a good Laugh :lol:

inferno45
03-16-2005, 11:17 PM
Its not workin on mine. This is why you should never turn up yout speakers in a public place. :lol: :lol:

DukeofNoodlenes
03-16-2005, 11:31 PM
I did it just after my dad went to bed....My speakers were LOUD.....I don't know what he thinks I like doing after he's asleep now! :shuffle:

OLIAX
03-17-2005, 12:30 AM
I know what you like doing :D but sssh I keep secret

Machavelli
03-17-2005, 09:33 AM
fuck that shit man...my mom was right outside of the basement door.

garf12
03-17-2005, 01:51 PM
Here you are, Sir (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/lohanhilton.mp3)


haha fuck you, thats great. I deffienetly had it up all the way trying to hear it, sitting in my damn office!!! pretty funny though.

SLayer!
03-17-2005, 03:50 PM
i had someone do that in school. it was in the library and all of a sudden "I LOVE GAY PORN" , he got kicked out for the rest of the year, well to bad.
Was that Dane Cook at the end?? it kinda reminded me of him
Wow, thats strict. My freind in school was talking about that audio clip, and literally screamed that part out in the beginning of class. The teacher heard.
He didn't even get a slap on the wrist, and he said it HIMSELF!!!

Gruntork
03-18-2005, 07:40 PM
Oh man, that was great :icon_rofl My dad found this on another site and thought it was hilarious, then called me upfront to listen. It wasn't the kind of situation where one could get embarassed, but I was startled for a second and quite bewildered XD It was most definately unexpected. Props to the creator.

rufonzo263
03-18-2005, 08:24 PM
oh man did it ever get me, goddamnit, and people were around too. I'm hesitant to go upstairs. It's a great prank when its not on me. People don't understand its a joke, they don't think it through that much. Whatever you're into its seedy. All they hear is gay porn. It could have been up louder but still. I wouldn't mind so much if it was a loud scream or something, but gay porn. I guess it teaches you not to be interested in slutty celebreties and their private conversations. I'll never trust an audio link again. A commendable prank, though.

derdum
03-21-2005, 09:00 AM
i sent that to my friend as a prank but i dont think he ever got it in his mail:banghead:

YankeesSuck
03-22-2005, 09:16 PM
lol its kind of funny, because I told my cousin to listen to it, and he had the volume up all the way, his mom was in the other room, and heard it said you love gay porn, and now she watches what he is doing.

fadetoblack5297
03-22-2005, 09:46 PM
:lol: i love it. I'm gonna send it to all my friends (all homophobes, i'll have you know). Then i'll laugh when i get shot. It'll be funny. Don't you just love embarrassing people?

scribbles321
03-22-2005, 10:16 PM
I should consider myself lucky I had the headphones on! :lol: Great prank.

Fried_Sushi
03-22-2005, 11:55 PM
This is the first time I have fallen for any of these pranks. I can't believe I listed to this right when everyone else went to bed. :banghead:

baldzone
02-05-2006, 09:48 AM
everyone was asleep.... not anymore

Pressanykey
02-05-2006, 09:49 AM
she also has a filthy vagina. which is really nasty

FonsecaWalls
02-05-2006, 02:21 PM
oh that Gay Porn thing, yeah, that was funny. Used that on YTMND :) a long long time ago