Mop bucket joke...

[themissinglink]

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.

The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles."

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says..."You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"


can someone explain that to me? :help:

[tripl]

You told the joke what explanation do you need.

[Sketcher]

It's one of those buckets where you push the lever down and it squeezes the mop to get the water out of it. He sat on the damn bucket, pushed down the lever, and got his balls squeeze.

[ZinZey]

Pretty stupid, but I still laughed. Oh wait, maybe I'm laughing more at peoples comments then the joke itself. I'm not sure, but it still got a quick (but very brief) chuckle out of me! :cool:

[themissinglink]

You told the joke what explanation do you need.



the joke is on the front page dipshit... i just wanted someone to explain it to me. Its probably one of the lamest jokes ive ever heard though

[gigatonblast]

It was worth a quick grin :rolleyes:

[tripl]

the joke is on the front page dipshit... i just wanted someone to explain it to me. Its probably one of the lamest jokes ive ever heard though


Whos the dipshit your the one who is so slow he needs to post for help
after reading a joke.