Ever need a joke explained?

[crazygorilla14]

If you ever need any type of joke explained, this is the place. Just say the joke and i'll decode it for you.

[camilo]

A man talk with his wife named Carol, she ask him : how you doin'? then he answer her: you know dear, just reading the hour.


I dont understand that joke

[whocares]

A man talk with his wife named Carol, she ask him : how you doin'? then he answer him: you know dear, just reading the hour.


I dont understand that joke
Woa, maybe they told you the joke wrong.

By the way, that's your 400th post, man.

[camilo]

Woa, maybe they told you the joke wrong.

By the way, that's your 400th post, man.


oh no !!! my post 400th was wasted in this stupid thread??

[whocares]

oh no !!! my post 400th was wasted in this stupid thread??
You can always delete it. :D

[Mr_Bubbleman]

a guy walks into a store and says, "Gimme a dollar". and the guy said "25 is gold in ireland".

exactly

[skater910]

Does anyone get the "Is Prince Albert in the can?" prank call? I don't understand it.

[gog2rino]

Does anyone get the "Is Prince Albert in the can?" prank call? I don't understand it.

"Prince Albert in a can" is a type of tobacco. You're supposed to call a smoke shop when you do it.

[259]

So Buddha walks into a pizza shop and says, "Make me one with everything,".
:confused:

[biscuit]

I dont get the joke where the guy throws the slug behind the house , and when the slug makes it back to the porch ten years later , the guy says , hey buddy , what he fuck is your problem?

[Frostdaddy]

-What's similar about Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
-40 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
OMG I don't get it.

[Mr_Bubbleman]

-What's similar about Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
-40 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
OMG I don't get it.
ha ha your pretty dumb then. It means Michael's dick is in a 10 year old ass.

btw no one explained my joke yet

[Manhoe]

ha ha your pretty dumb then. It means Michael's dick is in a 10 year old ass.

btw no one explained my joke yet

thats only because no one understands your joke lol

[259]

AHAHAHAHAH! thats the BEST joke i've ever heard.

basically, he's kind of saying, make me AT ONE with everything, which is what buddhists try to acheive, i believe it's called nirvana.
That's great! I actually laughed once I understood it. Now I can explain it to everyone else because nobody else that I've told this to could get it either. :wtf:

[HoBo_Adin]

Two men walk into a bar. The first man orders a scotch and soda. The second man remembers something he'd forgotten, and it doubles him over with pain. He falls to the floor shaking and then through the floor and into the Earth. He looks back up at the first man, but he doesn't call out to him. They're not that close.

[DDRRedneck500]

When is it time to go to bed in the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.


:wtf:

its talking about michael jacksons ranch and him touching a kid.

a guy walks into a store and says, "Gimme a dollar". and the guy said "25 is gold in ireland".


its just a lame joke. the clerk is trying to make 75 cents saying that 25 cents is very valuable in ireland.

[jrock444]

When is it time to go to bed in the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.


:wtf:

also you have to know that a common way to tell time to young children is to say something like "it's 3'oclock when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3"

I dont get the joke where the guy throws the slug behind the house , and when the slug makes it back to the porch ten years later , the guy says , hey buddy , what he fuck is your problem?

thats because you told it wrong (or remembered it wrong, or had it told wrong to you), it's supposed to be the SLUG that says 'hey buddy, what the f is your problem?' the joke being that he spent 10 years sliding back to the house just to say that

[SixFlags_Gramps]

Two men walk into a bar. The first man orders a scotch and soda. The second man remembers something he'd forgotten, and it doubles him over with pain. He falls to the floor shaking and then through the floor and into the Earth. He looks back up at the first man, but he doesn't call out to him. They're not that close.

How the fuck do they find threads 3 years old when they don't have a search option?!

[NDub]

How the fuck do they find threads 3 years old when they don't have a search option?!

Maybe by looking up "Jokes explained" in google or something similar.

[Phat_Jakk]

I always understand the unfunny jokes ebaums has to offer.

[nouse4name]

i can asner that one like mcdonalds uses old meat (mj's cock) and 10 year old hamburger buns(little kids ass)

[Tacobell]

I know this is an old thread but i really don't get this!

A blonde walked into her final exam very nervous. But when she received the test, she was relieved to find out that it was a True or False exam. Immediately, she reached into her purse and pulled out a coin. Each time she flipped the coin she would write down an answer. "What are you doing?" the professor asked her. "I'm figuring out the answers," the blonde replied.
To this, the professor just rolled his eyes and looked away. When she was done, the professor announced that there were five minutes left to go. "Oh my god!" she said in an excited voice, and started to flip the coin as fast as possible.

[Liberator13]

Man, I miss whocares

[skeen]

I know this is an old thread but i really don't get this!

A blonde walked into her final exam very nervous. But when she received the test, she was relieved to find out that it was a True or False exam. Immediately, she reached into her purse and pulled out a coin. Each time she flipped the coin she would write down an answer. "What are you doing?" the professor asked her. "I'm figuring out the answers," the blonde replied.
To this, the professor just rolled his eyes and looked away. When she was done, the professor announced that there were five minutes left to go. "Oh my god!" she said in an excited voice, and started to flip the coin as fast as possible.
She's flipping the coin fast so she can finish the test. Which means even though she's flipping a coin in a true and false test, she was still unable to finish it in time.

[ishaa.s]

3 little monsters played with A LIFE; one man, one woman and one discarded wife