Michael Jackson Joke Thread

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Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?
A: "Feel the World."

Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?
A: "Don't let your son go down on me."

Q: What does Michael have in common with NASA?
A: It's been 25 years since his first moon landing.

Q: How many times does 12 go into 35?
A: Ask Michael Jackson.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year old boyfriends?
A: Because there are twenty of them!

Q: What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words?
A: Which one's mommy?

Q: Why is Michael Jackson's album new entitled "Bad"?
A: Because he couldn't spell "Pathetic".

Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy!

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Q:Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men?
A:He thought it was a delivery service.

[w0mpa]

Q: Why is Michael Jackson's album new entitled "Bad"?
A: Because he couldn't spell "Pathetic".

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Q:Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men?
A:He thought it was a delivery service.

Those 2 were the best! Although I like Michael Jackson, I still laughed.

[texaspballa97]

what do michael jackson and walmart have in common?
they both have boys pants half off

[AARPGangBang]

Why has Michael Jackson had so much plastic surgery?

It's hard to get kids to eat organic.


What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?

Acne doesn't come on your face until your 13.

[Xhan_Wang]

Wow, those were funny!

[burritofarm]

When is it time to go to bed at the Netherland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

And... What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Excuse me, you're in my sun.

[Nacho]

What do Micheal Jackson and McDonald's have in common?


They both like to put their meat into 8 year old buns :rolleyes:

D-fucking-scuscting

[drexel]

whats the difference between michael jackson and a refrigerator?

a refrigerator keeps things cold, and michael jackson fucks little boys.

[fumanchu]

Why has Michael Jackson had so much plastic surgery?

It's hard to get kids to eat organic.


What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?

Acne doesn't come on your face until your 13.

I heard the same acne one about catholic priests :lol:

[coffeeshoptoker]

what did michael jackson say to lorena bobbit?
silly bobbit, dicks are for kids!

knock knock
whose there
little boy blue
little boy blue who?
michael jackson

[AARPGangBang]

whats the difference between michael jackson and a refrigerator?

a refrigerator keeps things cold, and michael jackson fucks little boys.


Pure comic genious!

[DtheGreat]

What do Santa Claus and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both leave children's rooms with empty sacks :shuffle:

[Jimmy]

what does jackson, and a marshmallow have in common

they're both white , eh gave it my best :sleeping:

[jud420]

what does jacko & a plastic bag have in common?

one is white, plastic, and dangerous to young children, the other is michael jackson

[ActivWiz]

Knock Knock
Whose there?
Little Boy Blue
Little Boy Blue Who?
...

[fadetoblack5297]

wow, these jokes are getting me more excited than...................................

Michael Jackson at a children's ICU.

That's right, i went there.

[blondeDitZ44]

When is it time to go to bed at the Netherland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

And... What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Excuse me, you're in my sun.


lmao..that wuz great

[Vilkata]

but you all have to admit, michael jackson is living proof that a poor black boy can grow up into a rich white woman.

[Iwillsk84food]

HOW DO U KNOW IF MICHAEL JACKSON IS ON A DATE?

There is a trycicle parked in the driveway :lol:
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WONED

[the_nameless_on]

Got a new car sterio the other day when you say house it plays house music,when you say rap it plays rap,The other day the kids were playing up in the back so I shouts F*****g kids and Michal Jackson came on.

[dojob]

what does jacko & a plastic bag have in common?

one is white, plastic, and dangerous to young children, the other is michael jackson

or
whats the dif. between a grocree bag and micial jackson?

one is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with and the other holds grocrees.
:icon_rofl :icon_rofl :icon_rofl :icon_rofl

[bostonsoxfan]

whats the difference between michael jackson and xbox?

they are made of plastic and little boys turn them on

[the_nameless_on]

whats the difference between michael jackson and xbox?

they are made of plastic and little boys turn them on


you mean what do they have in common,not whats the difference.

[Master. kirby]

what does jacko & a plastic bag have in common?

one is white, plastic, and dangerous to young children, the other is michael jackson

you got that backwords dude.

What does jacko & a plastic bag have in common?

They are both white, plastic, and dangerous to young children.

[fadetoblack5297]

Got a new car sterio the ofa day wen you say house it plays house,when you say rap it plays rap,The other day the kids were playing up in the back so I shouts F*****g kids and Michal Jackson came on.

NO OFFENCE TO MICHAL-I GOTS NOTE AGENST HIM-I JUST FINK THAT JOKE IS GD
What the fuck is that supposed to say? learn some basic english for christs sake.

[Staplerismygod]

Q. Why did Micheal Jackson go to the Betty Ford clinic?

A. To cure his 8 year old crack habbit

[FamilyGuy]

Q: What the difference between me and Michael Jackson.












A: Just about everything, i guess

[Staplerismygod]

you suck, that wasn't funny at all.

[Slaphead]

What do Micheal Jackson and Tiger Woods have in common??





They both like to play with little white balls.

[magic52186]

Originally posted by rdvVit---

What do Micheal Jackson and McDonald's have in common?


They both like to put their meat into 8 year old buns

thats a good one---another one like it is:

Hey, did you hear about that new sandwich at McDonalds called the McJackson? It doesn't too good---they crammed 42 year old meat between 8 year old buns...

[FamilyGuy]

Q: How many times does 12 go into 35?



A: Ask michael Jackson.

[Tomarse]

courtesy of zoo mag

why did mj get food poisoning?
he ate some 9year old pork

what do micheal jackson and micheal jordan have in common?
they both play ball in the minor league

whats sex like for mj?
childs play

where is mj going on hiliday?
he is off to Tampa with the kids

what does mj consider a "perfect 10"?
two five year olds

whats 5+46+6?
a threesome with mj

whats the difference between mj and a day at the greyhound races?
the greyhounds wait for the hares to come out before shooting off

who is happy when mj has a boy to stay over?
bubbles

why des mj like kids so much?
he knows how they feel

what does mj and homework have in common?
they are both a pain in the arse for kids.

how does mj manage to keep his youth?
with nintendo and pizza

the pope mustered enough strenght to make a proclamation about mj yesterday. he said if he hears any more tales of child molestation regarding the singer, he would have no option - he'd have to make him a priest

[Well Me]

Whats the difference between MJ and a bucket of sludge? The bucket. (sort of made that up, variation on different joke)

Whats the difference between MJ and Casper? Ones pale and scares children, the other is just a friendly ghost! (got that one off a site)

Whats the difference between MJ and a banana? Kids love bananas! (i made that one up!)

What does MJ stand for? Molesting Jerk (i made that one up!)

MJ: This is the only country i know of where you can be born a poor black boy and end up as a rich white woman!

Why does MJ molest children? Because it wouldnt be molesting if it was something else! (i made that one up!)

What did one MJ say to the other MJ?

NO SOAP RADIO!!!!!!!!!!