jn_powell
03-04-2005, 08:49 PM
This may be a repost, and it is an old joke, but for those who have not heard it...here goes.
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping through the forest on her way to her grandmother's house when she passes by and old woman working in her garden.
"Red Riding Hood," exclaimed the old woman, "what are you doing here? The big bad wolf is around and if he sees you he is going to pull off your panties and fuck you!"
"No he won't," replied Red Riding Hood, lifting her shirt to reveal a .357 Magnum revolver, "I have my gun."
Red Riding Hood continues on her trek when she once again passes a house, in front of which is an old man mowing the lawn.
"Red Riding Hood," the old man yelled, "what are you doing here? The big bad wolf is around and if he sees you he is going to pull off your panties and fuck you!"
Ever so confident, Red Riding once again reveals her hidden weapon and explains that she has it covered.
This happens a few more times as Red Riding Hood is making her way along the path to grandma's house, each encounter taking on the same form.
Upon arriving at grandma's house, Red Riding Hood opens the door without knocking and is startled upon entry by the big bad wolf standin in the corner of the room.
"I have you know Little Red Riding Hood," snarled the wolf, "and now I am going to pull off your panties and fuck you!"
"I beg to differ," replied Red Riding Hood confidently while removing her concealed pistol and pointing it at the big bad wolf, "you are going to eat me like the story says."
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping through the forest on her way to her grandmother's house when she passes by and old woman working in her garden.
"Red Riding Hood," exclaimed the old woman, "what are you doing here? The big bad wolf is around and if he sees you he is going to pull off your panties and fuck you!"
"No he won't," replied Red Riding Hood, lifting her shirt to reveal a .357 Magnum revolver, "I have my gun."
Red Riding Hood continues on her trek when she once again passes a house, in front of which is an old man mowing the lawn.
"Red Riding Hood," the old man yelled, "what are you doing here? The big bad wolf is around and if he sees you he is going to pull off your panties and fuck you!"
Ever so confident, Red Riding once again reveals her hidden weapon and explains that she has it covered.
This happens a few more times as Red Riding Hood is making her way along the path to grandma's house, each encounter taking on the same form.
Upon arriving at grandma's house, Red Riding Hood opens the door without knocking and is startled upon entry by the big bad wolf standin in the corner of the room.
"I have you know Little Red Riding Hood," snarled the wolf, "and now I am going to pull off your panties and fuck you!"
"I beg to differ," replied Red Riding Hood confidently while removing her concealed pistol and pointing it at the big bad wolf, "you are going to eat me like the story says."