Essays-perfect for late night reading.

[Sapphira]

http://douglas.min.net/essay/ To say the least, I laughed my ass off when I read these, especially the Walt Whiteman essay.

Has anyone ever written something similar to these? Last semester for my religion class, we had to write about why we chose the religion we did. Now being an athiest in a Catholic high school doesn't mix very well for the mandatory religion classes. If anyone wants, I'll post it.

[StorchyRumsweet]

yea those are funny
i would like to see yours

[G-manMET]

Those are great.

"Like all things spannish, its dangerous"

Great Post.

[ribwich]

"I chose Walt Whitman for my biography report because Mr. Farlow said that if I wasn't going to take this class seriously and pick a real poet I might as well not come to class anymore."

Best introduction ever.

My friend once had an essay to do in fifteen minutes for history class, we helped him to come up with this:
Many people refer the fifteenth century as the early Renaissance because it was not late. Many important things happened. In conclusion, the Renaissance was influential.

[theC]

Has anyone ever written something similar to these?

Yeah a couple. My friend was doing a research assignment for his thermodynamics class and was complaining to me how long it was taking him. I told him it was easy and to show him I'd write my own. I churned out some three page bullshit complete with photoshopped images in about 45 minutes. It's pretty funny. He handed his in and handed in what I wrote too. It's still getting marked but as soon as he gets it back (IF he gets it back) I'll scan and post the results. :D

[Warplex]

yea, I posted a bunch of those. i'll have to compile all of them (They are spread throughout the posts). There are two people who wrote them: Jermery Lavigne and Peter Nyugen. I'll make a total compilation post later today.