Asspennies. A poll for the masses.

[JASP3R]

Asspennies.
How many have we handled in the last 10 years. Think about that. I've distributed at least 5 asspennies a week. that's 20 a month. And that's 240 a year. that's 2400 in the last year. I know of an entire forum of msn members totalling about 500 people who have done this same thing since 1994. I can't devulge said members or forum in fear of retaliation

5 a week
20 a month
240 a year
2400 in 10 years
multiplied by 500 members
one million and 200 thousand
1,200,000 asspennies


How many of these asspennies have you handled?


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[Yeti Patrol]

I use a Visa Checkcard. =/ No cash for me.

[dennisthemenace]

What the hell is an ass penny?

A penny you stick in your ass? Nasty Fuck.

[bleedthefreak]

Jasper you should at least give some recognition to Upright Citizens Brigade.

http://www.funfry.com/data/654/1Ass_Pennies_Funny_Video_funfry.wmv

Man that show was awesome.

[bob991]

I don't "do" change. The only change that ever stays with me or in my pockets is the quarter. Everything else I just throw at people or put it in the trash to piss people off. I've probably thrown away a couple hundred dollars in the last few years.

[JASP3R]

I've probably thrown away a couple hundred dollars in the last few years.

You know what I've done in the past few years.... I'll give you one guess.






And yeah I do remember that from the upright citizens brigade newb. Good stuff.

[bleedthefreak]

And yeah I do remember that from the upright citizens brigade newb. Good stuff.

Please excuse me for not being signed up as long as you. This must really effect my ability to make a post.

I was nearly pointing out how you took this skit from UCB and tried to play the idea off as your own. Or at least not giving them any credit. Good job douche bag. Maybe someday if you try really hard you can make some jokes of your own.

[JASP3R]

Please excuse me for not being signed up as long as you. This must really effect my ability to make a post.

I was nearly pointing out how you took this skit from UCB and tried to play the idea off as your own. Or at least not giving them any credit. Good job douche bag. Maybe someday if you try really hard you can make some jokes of your own.

I didn't mean the word newb as an insult dude?
Oh but I just read the rest while I was typing that and all I have to say is:

lie down on your back so I can squat over your face and pour warm butter down my chest as I teabag your dumb fucking head.

You came in here just to post some link to some 10 year old show just to try and make it look as though I plaguerized it for a little laugh?

Yeah like I never expected anyone else to understand where the reference was from nimrod. I thought everybody would think I was a comedy genius for coming up with this all on my own :insane:

I just figured only the "big kids" posted in e/n and not little fucktards like yourself. I was wrong.

I actually like to think my comedy style is better than that shitty show anyway.
I mean who watched that spinoff with the nasty bitch with the twisted face and the black principal.

[UltimateFIEND78]

Oh God I love Upright Citizens Brigade! Why did that show ever get cancelled?

[JASP3R]

Oh God I love Upright Citizens Brigade! Why did that show ever get cancelled?

They ran out of completely retarded material.

[UltimateFIEND78]

They ran out of completely retarded material.
That's gay. That, and Kids in The Hall are my favorite cancelled shows ever. Wish they still showed them on tv.

[DreadPirateWes]

That was a great, great show. I wonder if/when they'll come out with season 2 on dvd. Super cool!

Little Donny with the floppy dick. Heh heh and heh.

[JASP3R]

That's gay. That, and Kids in The Hall are my favorite cancelled shows ever. Wish they still showed them on tv.

Shit dude I loved Kids in the hall but I just didn't think upright was that good.

Now the asspennies bit I always loved. I'm happy I ran across that episode the few times I watched the show cause if not for me stealing that material I would have never won this prize of $10,000


I was nearly pointing out how you took this skit from UCB and tried to play the idea off as your own. Or at least not giving them any credit. Good job douche bag. Maybe someday if you try really hard you can make some jokes of your own.

WTF NO FUCKING PRIZE?

So why did I steal that bit and try to pass it off as my own?

Yep you still sound like a shittard :lol:

[Master. kirby]

Is an asspenny one you stuck up your ass?

[JASP3R]

Is an asspenny one you stuck up your ass?

You stick it up your ass about 1 a day and then you go spend it.

[spydermonkie]

Meh..I don't use pennies...they're too tiny and annoying. So I'm going to say "No...I've never handled an asspenny".

Now assnickels on the other hand...

[Yeti Patrol]

I'd laugh if you got an AIDs victims asspenny and got AIDS from sticking it up your rear. :lol:

[JASP3R]

I'd laugh if you got an AIDs victims asspenny and got AIDS from sticking it up your rear. :lol:

No my pennies are straight from the bank then I insert one up my ass a day and then redistribute them throughout the week.

Oh what's that my bill is $1.03 cents? Here have my a.... ummm.... pennies.

[juggalo]

No my pennies are straight from the bank then I insert one up my ass a day and then redistribute them throughout the week.

Oh what's that my bill is $1.03 cents? Here have my a.... ummm.... pennies.
You dont think the bank hands out brand new pennies everytime you go in there do you? The pennies that people save then take in for cash, what do you think the bank does with those? They give you my ass pennies. :lol:

[boney]

Jasper you should at least give some recognition to Upright Citizens Brigade.

http://www.funfry.com/data/654/1Ass_Pennies_Funny_Video_funfry.wmv

Man that show was awesome.


How's Prune Puss magazine going dude. Still whacking off to those granny pics ;)

[moosenuts]

I wipe my ass with my hand so a little fecal matter on a penny don't phase me.

[JASP3R]

omg this thread has taken so many twisted turns

Just the way I like things :D

[YankeesSuck]

haha ur one sick mofo, I never heard of asspennies until now, no wonder my parents use to tell me to wash your hands after handling money, because I always use to count how many pennies we would have.

[JASP3R]

haha ur one sick mofo, I never heard of asspennies until now, no wonder my parents use to tell me to wash your hands after handling money, because I always use to count how many pennies we would have.


LMAO so I see you've handled my asspennies cause I've been doing this for ten years and I'm 27 and I'm sure your between 15-19 which means you've been counting my asspennies and then eating your skittles handfuls at a time :D This gets me hard.

[Nacho]

i fucking hate pennys....they smell and make ur hands smell like them and urghhh :banghead: :censor:

[salsa_shark]

No. I go out of my way to not touch pennies...I'll have the person put my change on the counter and I'll take the silver coins and leave the pennies. If they have to hand me the change (like in a drive through or something), I drop the pennies on the ground, and I wash my hands after touching them.

Pennies are really gross.

[negrepme]

i dont beliave i have picked up a pennie off the floor yet

[danielcdude]

and how are silver coins less gross? huh? try to explain that! huh?
No but really...

[RustyShakleford]

No. I go out of my way to not touch pennies...I'll have the person put my change on the counter and I'll take the silver coins and leave the pennies. If they have to hand me the change (like in a drive through or something), I drop the pennies on the ground, and I wash my hands after touching them.

Pennies are really gross.

What's stopping someone from doing it to nickels, dimes, loonies, toonies, bills. Just singling(sp?) out pennies seems a little bit stupid doesn't it?

EDIT: Damn you Daniel, beat me to it.

[YankeesSuck]

LMAO so I see you've handled my asspennies cause I've been doing this for ten years and I'm 27 and I'm sure your between 15-19 which means you've been counting my asspennies and then eating your skittles handfuls at a time :D This gets me hard.

lol, ya im 18 right now, I use to count the pennies when i was around 8 right when u started sticking pennies in your ass lol just in time, those skittles were good too.

[salsa_shark]

and how are silver coins less gross? huh? try to explain that! huh?
No but really...
I never said it made any sense. ;) It's just that for whatever reason pennies have always seemed like the dirtiest money to me. I think because they're brownish.

[JASP3R]

I never said it made any sense. ;) It's just that for whatever reason pennies have always seemed like the dirtiest money to me. I think because they're brownish.

I agree with her pennies are always grosser and dirtier. Next on that list is nickles.

I could never fit more than 3 quarters up my ass at a time so I think they are pretty clean.

[garnett4mvp]

Why is the category I'm not sure but I hope I do real soon, not there.

[JASP3R]

Why is the category I'm not sure but I hope I do real soon, not there.
LOL I hope you do real soon too garnett, I really do. ;)

[camilo]

After several months of stucking pennies in your ass. Have you develop a Fetish?
Do you feel very excited every time that a cashier give you some change?

[Devastation]

JASP3R, just to get you back, I'm shoving quarters up my ass.

[JASP3R]

JASP3R, just to get you back, I'm shoving quarters up my ass.

After several months of stucking pennies in your ass. Have you develop a Fetish?
Do you feel very excited every time that a cashier give you some change?

GAWD I love this forum. I am just gushing over here at how funny and awesome you guys are :D

I wonder if this poll will be on CNN?

[Spank666]

JASP3R, just to get you back, I'm shoving quarters up my ass.


Oh yeah? Well I have a handful of silver dollars here. Ha.