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Disgustipated
03-05-2005, 11:52 AM
This site has dumb laws from every state. Some of them are pretty funny. Some of my favorites are if you live in Iowa and have a mustache you can't kiss a girl in public, and in Pennsylvania you can't sleep on a refrigerator outside.
Click (http://www.dumblaws.com)
ZachS
03-05-2005, 12:04 PM
All I can say is Wow. Haha, some of those are pretty funny
"Dominoes may not be played on Sunday."
"Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death."
Good post.
Chubi Chan
03-05-2005, 06:07 PM
It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it.
w00t!
spunkypunky
03-05-2005, 06:50 PM
in ga it is illegal to but a dead bird in your neighbors yard....
and it is illegal for the chicken to cross the road
is that in va about the flag waving?
OLIAX
03-05-2005, 08:55 PM
Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.
charming... :cool:
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
awwwwwww :(
It is illegal to jump into a passing car.
bad wording if ever I saw it lol
It is illegal to molest butterflies.
what the fuck?
It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
:mad: beating up women is for pussies and asswipes
plagued
03-05-2005, 09:07 PM
It is illegal to jump into a passing car.
yeah, ill take note.
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
ahahahah, this one made me laugh
Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
Damn, I'm glad I don't live in San Francisco
Nacho
03-06-2005, 02:35 AM
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
500 bucks......lmao thats one of the funniest things ever
Angry Mexican
03-06-2005, 04:00 AM
A lot of those laws are just rewordings of laws that have become outdated and had newer laws that take precedence instated. They will take a law like
"In new orleans it is illegal to leash any animal to a fire hydrant and leave it unattended in front of a business" and turn it into "In New Orleans, it is illegal to leash a giraffe to a fire hydrant if you are going into a shoe repair office."
My example is an extreme, but you can see how the law can be re-worded to still be true, yet sound out there.
Also for things like "it is fine to kill a man after midnight with a bow and arrow if you are within the city walls and he is wearing a hat" kind of laws, they come from probably one case where a guy accidentaly killed someone, and was found not guilty of manslaughter, but because he killed the guy and was unpunished, it becomes "ok". They do have other laws that would be in effect after the event happened that supersedes the "wacky" law.
Also it is illegal to beat children with lead pipes on sundays between 3 and 6 pm. ZANY!
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