The Irish

[Lamdun32]

A Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub .
They proceeded to each buy a pint of Guinness.
Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head.
The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened.
The Irishman too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU @#$%^^!!!!"

[Vilkata]

ya know, i happen to be Irish, and i have to say, that this is so true. i once beat the living hell out of my dog cuz she got into my beer, knocked it over and drank it. this was meant as a joke, i in no way endorse the abuse of animals, except for my cat that repeatedly tried to make love to my arm. he deserved it.