So I Took a Dump....

[Tubby]

Anyone ever had one of those crazy coincidences occur where you just went "Wow, that had to have been setup." ?

I had one not too long ago. I was looking at some sick picures someone posted that displayed Brown Recluse spider bites and how the flesh was rotting and sick looking. I was scared shitless of spiders after that, so to relieve my tension I went to go take a dump(this was about 10mins after looking at the pictures). I walked to the bathroom and it was dark so I flicked on the light and there sitting on the toilet seat is a big ass brown recluse. I almost shit myself right there.



So has anyone ever had one of those crazy events happen to them?

[DtheGreat]

yeah, im a gynecologist and today was a very busy day.. so i tell myself if i have to deal with one more pussy today... and then i opened this thread :shuffle:

[hellraiser_427]

yeah, im a gynecologist and today was a very busy day.. so i tell myself if i have to deal with one more pussy today... and then i opened this thread :shuffle:
Dude shut the fuck up you stupid slut. Spiders are fucking creepy as hell, and if you weren't a douchebag then you would know that brown recluse spiders fuck you up bad. So shut the fuck up before you call someone a pussy, because it is justified.

[DtheGreat]

touchy touchy.. im just fuckin with you :rolleyes:

[redheadskater]

I think that "DtheGreat" is right spiders are just something that you gotta get over... Face your fears!

[OLIAX]

FEAR THE BOUNCING BOOBIES OF DOOM!!!

[texaspballa97]

i got one...
i was at my dad's warehouse out in the middle of nowhere and all of a sudden i have to take a shit. some worker was using the main bathroom so i went to the one in the very back of the warehouse to do my business. i open the toilet seat and look in and see a fuckin cottenmouth looking right back at me. then my dad gives me shit about it saying how lucky i was to be in a bathroom cuz i almost shit myself

[Tubby]

Lol, bouncing boobies of doom.....

BTW, I didn't star this to say that spiders are scary. I meant to ask if anyone has a crazy story that involves an unbelievably unlikely coincidence.

[DragnMastr]

Hmm, how about this?

I saw some horrifying pics of fly larve crawling through human skin. I looked away from the computer screen and saw a fly.

I ripped my keyboard out of the computer and killed it. It's still on the wall.

[Manhoe]

oo ooo this one i almost peed in my pants. i was home alone and it was like 10:00. i was reading about some serial killer on the news and how he knocked on peoples doors then he killed them with a butcher knife and i was like wow thats creepy. then my parents knock on the door.....

[Tubby]

Once I was fighting a kid, and he ripped my liver out, so I said "Keep that piece of shit! How important can it be?!" And went home, then I read the paper, and on the front page, there was a headline:

"NEW STUDY SHOWS: You need a liver to live"

So then I died.

Lol, so random.


EDIT: Nice signature, that hilarious.