Your Mamma Jokes Post Them Here

[EbaumsWorldRock]

Heres One Of Mines:

Your Mamma Is So Skinny She Got Jealous Of The Wall.

[redheadskater]

Your mom is soo fat i tried having sex with her and i thought her belly button was her butt!

[redheadskater]

Your moms soo old when you were breast fed it was like flour!

[EbaumsWorldRock]

haha lol lmao mad funny :bang:

[EbaumsWorldRock]

Your Mama Is So Dumb She Got Ran Over By A Parked Car :bang:

Your mama is so old her tities was the size of garbage bags :bang:

your mama is so fat when she whore a yellow shirt people was like taxi,taxi :bang: :bang:

[TheBigDelly]

Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare!

Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!

Yo momma so short, she models for trophys.

Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!"

Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch!

Yo momma so old that when she was in school, there was no history class

Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving."

Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet!

[redheadskater]

Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.

Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.

Yo mama's so old, she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party.

Yo mama's so ugly and fat, Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.

Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.

[Alice**]

Yo maama's so fat, she uses Tickle Me Elmo as a vibrator.

[EbaumsWorldRock]

Your mamma is so ugly when she saw the sun. the sun went away. :bang:

[Deathdart]

Yo mama's so old that Jesus stil owes her 3 bucks

[EbaumsWorldRock]

Yo mamma's so dumb, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.

Your mamma is so fat when she passed the Tv I missed two commercials.

You're moma's so dumb, she saw a bus full of white people and she said "stop that twinkie"

yo moma's so poor, I saw her walking down the street with one shoe, and I asked her..."Did you lose a shoe?"... and she said..."No, I found one."


Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please."

Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "to be continued"

:icon_rofl :lol: :D :) :bang:

[EbaumsWorldRock]

PLZ PUT THIS AS A STICKY TRICKY :bang: :) :D :bow:

[EbaumsWorldRock]

Yo mamma's so fat she shows up on radar.

Yo mamma's so fat, she has more chins than the Hong Kong phone book.

Yo mamma's so fat, her high school year book picture was an aerial picture.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Yo mamma's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mamma's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo mamma's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo mamma's so fat, her ass has it's own congressman.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks "Where can I try that on?"

Yo mamma's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."

Yo mamma's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.

Yo mamma's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mamma's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.

Yo mamma's so stupid that when she swam accross the East River, she got tired half way and swam back!

Yo mamma's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.

Yo mamma's so dumb she stole free cheese.

Yo mamma's so dumb she asked for a price check at the $2 shop.

Yo mamma's so stupid that when I asked her to buy me a color TV she asked "What color?"

Yo mamma's so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mamma's so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super-Bowl.

Yo mamma's so dumb, she locked herself in a motorcycle.

[EbaumsWorldRock]

Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.

Yo mamma's so fat her clothes have stretch marks.

Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Yo mamma's so fat, she has two stomaches...one for meats and one for vegetables.

Yo mamma's so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep up her socks.

Yo mamma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo mamma's so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo mamma's so fat, her belt size is equator.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she fell in love she broke it.

Yo mamma's so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo mamma's so fat, every time she puts an apple in her mouth people try to roast her.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mamma's so fat, she had her baby pictures taken by satellite.

Yo mamma's so fat she was baptized in Sea World.

Yo mamma's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, she's the only one who got a tan.

Yo mamma's so fat your bathtub has stretch marks.

Yo mamma's so fat she's on both sides of your family.

Yo mamma's so fat she's like the Bermuda Traingle; when kids run around her they get lost.

Yo mamma's so fat, when I got on top of her my ears popped.

Yo mamma's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.

Yo mamma's so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.

Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own area code.

Yo mamma's so fat, they ahd to grease the bathtub to get her out.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she bends over we lose an hour of daylight.

Yo mamma's so fat, Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction.

Yo mamma's so fat, when her beeper went off, they thought she was backing up.

[EbaumsWorldRock]

Yo mamma's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mamma's so dumb it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mamma's so dumb, she got locked in a supermarket overnight and died of starvation.

Yo mamma's so dumb, when the sign said "Don't Walk", she froze and got hit by a bus.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.

Yo mamma's so dumb, on the job application where it said "sign here," she wrote "Aquarius."

Yo mamma's so dumb she tried to drown a fish.

Yo mamma's so dumb she put ice cubes in the freezer to keep the refrigerator cold.

[skater910]

Your momma's so fat she caused the Indonesian tsunami!

Oh man, I hate these jokes.

[EbaumsWorldRock]

Your momma's so fat she caused the Indonesian tsunami!

Oh man, I hate these jokes.

boo thats wack man

[xvillainx]

Your momma so old i told her to act her age and she died.

If uglyness were bricks your momma would be a housing project.

[jagger04]

yo mamma is so nasty, she puts salt down her pants to keep the crabs fresh... lol

[Xtremezz]

yo momma is like home depot.. 2 cents for a screw

[PyRoMaNiAc196]

yo mama is such a whore shes like a doorknob everybody gets a turn :lol:

[DEMONRISEING]

yo momma's so fat when i was fucking her i burnt my ass on the light bulb

yo momma's so fat its not even funny.

yo momma's so fat i saw her and threw up, she then ate it.

yo momma's so stupid she thought she was a sheep? (man that sucks)

yo momma's such an ugly whore she has to pay people to fuk her.

[Xtremezz]

Yo' mama so nasty, I asked what was for dinner and she spread her legs and said "Crabs!"

[Ænema]

You mama's so slutty that she has more clap than an audotourium.

Dunno if this was said: Your mom is like a shotgun two cocks and shes ready to blow.

Your mom is so slutty that shes like a lemonade stand 10 cents per squeeze

Your mom is so poor she cant afford free samples

Your mom is so poor she cant pay attention

[bostonsoxfan]

ur mommas so fat when she went swimming, the whales came up and said "we are family"