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OLIAX
03-09-2005, 07:31 PM
http://lotsofjokes.com/cat_280.htm

LEO
The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on the welfare.

(I hate to admit it but that's all true)
fumanchu
03-09-2005, 09:49 PM
ARIES
You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding

Dare I fess up? :shuffle:
skater910
03-11-2005, 01:51 AM
AQUARIUS
You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights.

Well, they got one thing right.
TheBigDelly
03-11-2005, 10:31 AM
CAPRICORN
You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean self-centered cunt and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an altar boy.

THATS NOT GOOD!!!!!! :eek:
Doodoocacca
03-11-2005, 10:41 AM
SAGITTARIUS
You are the romantic mushy type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. Men even willing to rent Sleepless In Seattle to increase your odds for a romp in the sack.

lol
dojob
03-11-2005, 05:15 PM
TAURUS
Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss.

i dont smell like piss, and I wear underwearI think
spydermonkie
03-11-2005, 05:33 PM
VIRGO
You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you're prone to bullshitting and you're a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually queers and the majority of Virgo women are whores.

It speaks the truth..so very much.
jn_powell
03-11-2005, 05:48 PM
AQUARIUS
You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights.

Well, they got one thing right.
I feel like they know me so well to. Although I prefer German Shepards.
doorknobopener
03-12-2005, 07:10 PM
CAPRICORN
You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean self-centered cunt and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an altar boy.


Hey I'm NOT GAY :shout: or am I :confused:. Well better get back to questioning my sexuallyalty. Meet you guys back in a few hours
Incoheria
03-12-2005, 07:47 PM
GEMINI
Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill them self to win a bet.

Haha fucking awesome.
doorknobopener
03-14-2005, 09:32 PM
After watching about 2 days worth of lesbia gay and other porn I have confirmed that I am not gay but my turn on's are a tad bit weird