Hot pick up lines

[Iwillsk84food]

alright...this is my first thread and i want to see some funny/hawt pick up lines...
let me start off with a few...


Do you belive in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?

Fuck me if im wrong, but is ur name laura?

Are you tired? cuz you have been runnin through my mind all night.

hope u liked em.... post more
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You know what they say about big shoes ;) ... big feet

[Empath]

Do you have any german in you?
<her> No
Want some?

[Arkilies]

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

[skater910]

Are your parents bakers? Because, you have some sweet buns. :p

[97GAGT]

Hey, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you? :D

[Iwillsk84food]

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

lol :lol:

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you know what they say about big shoes ;)
.... big feet

[Bert254]

Hey, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you? :D

Rofl.

Rep+

[sedriss]

can i buy you too many drinks?

[Iwillsk84food]

keep em up :)

[Shananagens]

It isn't a hot pick up line...

Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (ie...bunny jump in river, bunny go *glubglubglub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand."

....but it worked :)

[Spank666]

Hey, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you? :D


The best pick-up line ever. I have actually used it (not to actually pick up chicks, but rather for laughs) many times myself. Damn, I could write a dictionary with all the lines I know/have used. Once again, I only use these for laughs.

Me: Hey, do you have any tape?
Her:......why?
Me: (flex arm) cuz I'm RIPPED

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have "fine" written all over you.

If you were a pirate, would you have a parrot on this shoulder, (reach arm around) or THIS shoulder?

(Walk up to a random girl and make an action like you are turning a key in her arm)
Her: What are you doing?
You: I'm turning you on.

I think thats enough for now. Still, the chloroform line rules all.

[hipocritical]

The word of the day is Legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word!

[Devastation]

You have the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
If you don't get it, then you are too young to be on this site.

[Frostdaddy]

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

[NapHsu]

-Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

-I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

-I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

-You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

[Zooch]

Hi, my name's (name). You might want to remember it now, because you'll be screaming it later!

[Angry Mexican]

Women have heard every pick-up line around. Sometimes you can tweak old ones to fit current news events — "I hear a tsunami coming. Quick, grab onto me for safety!" — but for the most part you're going to have to rely on the classics. Luckily, the lines themselves aren't that important. You just have to make them sound good. Here's how:

Confidence.
The trick to picking up women is looking confident. How? By waggling your eyebrows. Keep it up all night if you can, firing off your favorite pick-up lines at the same time. Wear a groin cup while doing this, though, because girls will be charging for your junk like raging bulls.

Purity.
There's nothing more erotic for the ladies than a pure, virginal man. On top of this, admitting that you've had little or no sex in your life takes a lot of courage. A line that takes advantage of both your virginal nature and confidence is a potent one-two punch right in the vagina that few girls can resist.

Here's a great introduction. Say, "I can count the number of times I've had sex on one hand," holding up the correct number of fingers (one). Or, for a clever way to steer a conversation, ask, "How'd you like to pop my cherry?" (or "How'd you like to pop my cherry?" depending on whether the conversation was about cherries or small explosions).

Some women are confused by this phrase used in the male sense. To avoid this, use, "How'd you like to pop my man-cherry?"


Innuendo.
If you've ever tried, "Say, let's fuck!" you'll know that it's not the winning strategy it appears to be. At first glance it seems to have all the elements of a great pick-up line: it tells the girl you're interested and suggests a fun romantic activity you can both enjoy. The problem? No innuendo.

Women hate direct statements. A popular line, "I'm on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?" has had a far better success rate. You're not saying exactly what you want to do, but there's just that chance that it involves your genitals. This drives women wild.

When using innuendo, be careful that you're not being too subtle, or you won't be flirting at all. You'll just be having a conversation, which is pointless. This is why after I've used innuendo and waggled my eyebrows, I usually like to add, "I'm talking about fucking."

Example:
John wants to do Debbie in the butt. Instead of saying this directly, he uses innuendo. "Do you take it in the butt?" he asks innocently. It could mean that John specifically wants it in Debbie's butt; or it could just be innocent curiosity. Debbie feels like a detective solving a mystery. This is what you want!

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For the Ladies
It would be a crime for my expertise to only benefit the male half of the world. Women deserve their share of the enlightenment, and it's my responsibility to provide it. (I'm not used to giving ladies advice, but I've read enough women's magazines to know there should be pictures of cute stuff all over the place, or they'll turn into the Hulk or something. I hope I did it right.)

The first question you have to ask yourself is, "Are men for me?" You might be surprised!

Men
* Lifelike
* No batteries or wires
* Free dinner

Non-Men
* Portable
* Less noise
* Less discharge
* Greater length and diameter
* Don't hog the Playstation


Several recent studies indicate that women and men are different. Most notably, women don't really need pick-up lines. If you follow a typical man around for an hour or so without saying anything, he'll eventually try to have sex with you. But what if you want the power to choose any man you want? Read on.

Level One: Inversion
Useful on stupider men. Most pick-up lines are written for use by men, but all you have to do is turn them around on yourself:


- "Hi, I'm wearing space pants because my ass is out of this world. Let's have sex."


- "Is it hot in here or is it just me?"


- "Whoops, dropped my contact." (start blowing)


- "Hello. Sex."

Level Two: Manipulation
These require some knowledge of male psychology. I've been assured by past girlfriends, for instance, that the size of my penis isn't important and that I shouldn't worry. But most men don't realize that penis size is completely irrelevant. If you relieve their insecurities, they'll feel an attraction to you that they can't explain. They'll think it's your personality or something.


- "Is that a freight train in your pants, or are you just happy to see me noticing how big your dick is?"


- "Your penis is large. Sex time."

Level Three: Advanced
These are for men who aren't easily impressed. You'll have to offer something special.


- "Where are you from? I like to take it in the dumper."

Normally I'd recommend further reading here, but there really isn't much more to it than this.

[Zooch]

Women have heard every pick-up line around. Sometimes you can tweak old ones to fit current news events — "I hear a tsunami coming. Quick, grab onto me for safety!" — but for the most part you're going to have to rely on the classics. Luckily, the lines themselves aren't that important. You just have to make them sound good. Here's how:

Confidence.
The trick to picking up women is looking confident. How? By waggling your eyebrows. Keep it up all night if you can, firing off your favorite pick-up lines at the same time. Wear a groin cup while doing this, though, because girls will be charging for your junk like raging bulls.

Purity.
There's nothing more erotic for the ladies than a pure, virginal man. On top of this, admitting that you've had little or no sex in your life takes a lot of courage. A line that takes advantage of both your virginal nature and confidence is a potent one-two punch right in the vagina that few girls can resist.

Here's a great introduction. Say, "I can count the number of times I've had sex on one hand," holding up the correct number of fingers (one). Or, for a clever way to steer a conversation, ask, "How'd you like to pop my cherry?" (or "How'd you like to pop my cherry?" depending on whether the conversation was about cherries or small explosions).

Some women are confused by this phrase used in the male sense. To avoid this, use, "How'd you like to pop my man-cherry?"


Innuendo.
If you've ever tried, "Say, let's fuck!" you'll know that it's not the winning strategy it appears to be. At first glance it seems to have all the elements of a great pick-up line: it tells the girl you're interested and suggests a fun romantic activity you can both enjoy. The problem? No innuendo.

Women hate direct statements. A popular line, "I'm on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?" has had a far better success rate. You're not saying exactly what you want to do, but there's just that chance that it involves your genitals. This drives women wild.

When using innuendo, be careful that you're not being too subtle, or you won't be flirting at all. You'll just be having a conversation, which is pointless. This is why after I've used innuendo and waggled my eyebrows, I usually like to add, "I'm talking about fucking."

Example:
John wants to do Debbie in the butt. Instead of saying this directly, he uses innuendo. "Do you take it in the butt?" he asks innocently. It could mean that John specifically wants it in Debbie's butt; or it could just be innocent curiosity. Debbie feels like a detective solving a mystery. This is what you want!

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For the Ladies
It would be a crime for my expertise to only benefit the male half of the world. Women deserve their share of the enlightenment, and it's my responsibility to provide it. (I'm not used to giving ladies advice, but I've read enough women's magazines to know there should be pictures of cute stuff all over the place, or they'll turn into the Hulk or something. I hope I did it right.)

The first question you have to ask yourself is, "Are men for me?" You might be surprised!

Men
* Lifelike
* No batteries or wires
* Free dinner

Non-Men
* Portable
* Less noise
* Less discharge
* Greater length and diameter
* Don't hog the Playstation


Several recent studies indicate that women and men are different. Most notably, women don't really need pick-up lines. If you follow a typical man around for an hour or so without saying anything, he'll eventually try to have sex with you. But what if you want the power to choose any man you want? Read on.

Level One: Inversion
Useful on stupider men. Most pick-up lines are written for use by men, but all you have to do is turn them around on yourself:


- "Hi, I'm wearing space pants because my ass is out of this world. Let's have sex."


- "Is it hot in here or is it just me?"


- "Whoops, dropped my contact." (start blowing)


- "Hello. Sex."

Level Two: Manipulation
These require some knowledge of male psychology. I've been assured by past girlfriends, for instance, that the size of my penis isn't important and that I shouldn't worry. But most men don't realize that penis size is completely irrelevant. If you relieve their insecurities, they'll feel an attraction to you that they can't explain. They'll think it's your personality or something.


- "Is that a freight train in your pants, or are you just happy to see me noticing how big your dick is?"


- "Your penis is large. Sex time."

Level Three: Advanced
These are for men who aren't easily impressed. You'll have to offer something special.


- "Where are you from? I like to take it in the dumper."

Normally I'd recommend further reading here, but there really isn't much more to it than this.

Haha! Good post!

[doorknobopener]

Women have heard every pick-up line around. Sometimes you can tweak old ones to fit current news events — "I hear a tsunami coming. Quick, grab onto me for safety!" — but for the most part you're going to have to rely on the classics. Luckily, the lines themselves aren't that important. You just have to make them sound good. Here's how:

Confidence.
The trick to picking up women is looking confident. How? By waggling your eyebrows. Keep it up all night if you can, firing off your favorite pick-up lines at the same time. Wear a groin cup while doing this, though, because girls will be charging for your junk like raging bulls.

Purity.
There's nothing more erotic for the ladies than a pure, virginal man. On top of this, admitting that you've had little or no sex in your life takes a lot of courage. A line that takes advantage of both your virginal nature and confidence is a potent one-two punch right in the vagina that few girls can resist.

Here's a great introduction. Say, "I can count the number of times I've had sex on one hand," holding up the correct number of fingers (one). Or, for a clever way to steer a conversation, ask, "How'd you like to pop my cherry?" (or "How'd you like to pop my cherry?" depending on whether the conversation was about cherries or small explosions).

Some women are confused by this phrase used in the male sense. To avoid this, use, "How'd you like to pop my man-cherry?"


Innuendo.
If you've ever tried, "Say, let's fuck!" you'll know that it's not the winning strategy it appears to be. At first glance it seems to have all the elements of a great pick-up line: it tells the girl you're interested and suggests a fun romantic activity you can both enjoy. The problem? No innuendo.

Women hate direct statements. A popular line, "I'm on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?" has had a far better success rate. You're not saying exactly what you want to do, but there's just that chance that it involves your genitals. This drives women wild.

When using innuendo, be careful that you're not being too subtle, or you won't be flirting at all. You'll just be having a conversation, which is pointless. This is why after I've used innuendo and waggled my eyebrows, I usually like to add, "I'm talking about fucking."

Example:
John wants to do Debbie in the butt. Instead of saying this directly, he uses innuendo. "Do you take it in the butt?" he asks innocently. It could mean that John specifically wants it in Debbie's butt; or it could just be innocent curiosity. Debbie feels like a detective solving a mystery. This is what you want!

--------------------------------------------------------
For the Ladies
It would be a crime for my expertise to only benefit the male half of the world. Women deserve their share of the enlightenment, and it's my responsibility to provide it. (I'm not used to giving ladies advice, but I've read enough women's magazines to know there should be pictures of cute stuff all over the place, or they'll turn into the Hulk or something. I hope I did it right.)

The first question you have to ask yourself is, "Are men for me?" You might be surprised!

Men
* Lifelike
* No batteries or wires
* Free dinner

Non-Men
* Portable
* Less noise
* Less discharge
* Greater length and diameter
* Don't hog the Playstation


Several recent studies indicate that women and men are different. Most notably, women don't really need pick-up lines. If you follow a typical man around for an hour or so without saying anything, he'll eventually try to have sex with you. But what if you want the power to choose any man you want? Read on.

Level One: Inversion
Useful on stupider men. Most pick-up lines are written for use by men, but all you have to do is turn them around on yourself:


- "Hi, I'm wearing space pants because my ass is out of this world. Let's have sex."


- "Is it hot in here or is it just me?"


- "Whoops, dropped my contact." (start blowing)


- "Hello. Sex."

Level Two: Manipulation
These require some knowledge of male psychology. I've been assured by past girlfriends, for instance, that the size of my penis isn't important and that I shouldn't worry. But most men don't realize that penis size is completely irrelevant. If you relieve their insecurities, they'll feel an attraction to you that they can't explain. They'll think it's your personality or something.


- "Is that a freight train in your pants, or are you just happy to see me noticing how big your dick is?"


- "Your penis is large. Sex time."

Level Three: Advanced
These are for men who aren't easily impressed. You'll have to offer something special.


- "Where are you from? I like to take it in the dumper."

Normally I'd recommend further reading here, but there really isn't much more to it than this.

Are you saying you know what women want if you are dear god your bring me down the lane I never want to see anymore.

[Dj_X_Trodinaire]

Are your parents retarded, because you sure are special.

[TheBigDelly]

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

[Nacho]

i hate when people use "hot" when not referring to heat or women

[skater910]

"You know why I got arrested?"
"No..."
"For wielding these guns in public!"
*stretch muscles*

Of course, nobody uses pickup lines, so these are purely for joking.

[Carmilla07]

Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.

Is that a keg in your pants? `Cause I`d love to tap that ass.

Do you want to see something swell?

Were you raised on a farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.

You make my software turn to hardware!

[fallopiantube]

i used this in the last pick up lines thread but

hey baby, do you mind if i hang out with you till its safe back where i farted?

[Iwillsk84food]

It isn't a hot pick up line...

Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (ie...bunny jump in river, bunny go *glubglubglub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand."

....but it worked :)


that is awsome... im gunna do this to sum 1.... :)


Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?


hehhehehehehhe

[DEMONRISEING]

i alwaysd liked

Ive just eaten skitles, wanna taste the rainbow? ;)

[modestdarkness]

is your dad a terrorist? because you are the bomb.

[ATLBRAVOSFAN]

you: you got tickets to the show?
her: what show?
you: (flex muscles) the gun show!
this works really well if you dont have big muscles like me, cause the girls just laugh.

-I'd knock the stuffin of that muffin

[Undeadtom]

If I said you had a sexy body, would you hold it against me?

I'm about to die. Hurry up and fuck me before your a necrophilliac.

(where a cup)
Say something that really offends her. get kicked in the nuts. Then say,"He's okay, he does yoga."

Hide behind a corner. When a babe turns the corner jump out with some rope and a gag and tie her up. then say,"shh shh I'm not gonna hurt you... That much." then toss the bitch in the car and you should be able to figure the rest out.

[crazygorilla14]

I better get my library card (look her up and down) because I'm checking you out.

Anti Pick-up lines.

Did it hurt?
Did what hurt?
When you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Are you tired?
No. Why?
Because you've been running through my nightmares. (You can also throw a fat pun in there.)

[.Cîrçå.]

rofl can i but u some drinks yea thats a realy good one

[WHERESMYHAM?]

Male: Did it hurt?
Female: Did what hurt?
Male: when you fell from heaven

ANTI(to that question)

Female: i could ask you the same question, did it hurt?
Male: did what hurt?
Female: when you were beaten by the ugly stick

Heres the link that i got that from

http://laan.northernfaction.com/index.php?date=2004-11-22

P.S. its a funny cartoon site that a my friend made

[Darkflava]

I'm sorry, what did you say your name was? .......Oh i thought your name was Gillette..coz your the best a man can get
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:


Some guy actually used that on my GF

[KreleanX]

-Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

-You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

hahahahaha, never heard those ones, gj

However ive herd most of the other posts before and when i herd them for the first time i still didnt find them funny, lol, but who am I?
Nevemind me, maybe i just have no sence of humor.

[deadbolt]

if i flipped a quarter whats the chance of me getting head?

[jud420]

another anti-- Is it hot in here or is it just me? Because its definately not you

[-ecKert-]

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

[Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!

I love you. I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.

NOW, BITCH!

Wanna fuck like bunnies?

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Hey baby, let's go make some babies.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope.

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!

Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Excuse me do fries come with that shake?

I wonder what our children will look like.

Did you know that the word 'motel' spelled backwards means 'letom'?

Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Perhaps you recognize me from one of the popular adult movies I was in.

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

Ya know, you look really *hot*! You must be real reason for global warming.

Wanna go play twister naked?

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.

You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.

Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious.

Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?

Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.

If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.

Kissing is a language of love....so how about a conversation?

[to a guy] Wow! You have big feet! Can I find out if what people say is true?

Don't worry, I don't get emotionally involved. It's just physical.

Do you like Stove Top stuffing? Great, you can stuff me on your stove top anytime.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw.

You're so hot, you're sizzling like pork fat on a hot skillet.

If being hot was a crime, you'd be in jail with no bail.

You've stolen my heart away. Luckily, I've got another three or four in the freezer.

I want you more than a popsicle on a hot summer day!

If you were homework, I'd be doing you right now!!

If you go out with me, I'll stop stalking you. I swear. Girl/Boy Scout's honor.

Are you free tonight, or am I gonna have to pay?

I got food stamps -- wanna get married?

Every minute you don't give me your phone number, God kills a kitten. Please -- think of the kitties.

I wish I were cross-eyed so I could see you twice.

Baby, you're sexier than socks on a rooster!

My love for you is like a red, red rose. And I'm getting thorny.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!



Wow im lame...

[Darkview]

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

I'm good at math, U+I=69

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.

Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...

Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.

What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?

Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.

Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?

You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.

Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.

You've been a bad, bad girl. Now go to my room!

Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure made me horny!

Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

Got two nipples for a dime?

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?

I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

I'm betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day.

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it bad, it still pretty darn good.

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

You know the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying.

You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.

You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya.

Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.

Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

How was Heaven when you left it?

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.

I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.

You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.

You should be someone's wife.

You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.

Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.

If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.

There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!

You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast

Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.

I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off?

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.

It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me?

Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy?

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.

Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

You're so hot, your ass is on fire.
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Give me mad reps

[FamilyGuy]

a few of those lines were from family guy.

[Well Me]

Do you like to do math? Lets do a problem! Add you and me, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!

Best...pickup line....ever.... ;)

[Ionian32493]

Don't know if it's been posted but here it goes:

I'm always on top of things, would you like to be one of them?

[Shananagens]

If you are the nervous type of person, pick up lines aren't for you...or is it? Now with this special pick up line, you can get ALL the ladies by being yourself (lol):

(Start out by talking to the girl, perferrably holding her hands, you don't want to be grabbing melons at this point)"Um, you have really beautiful.....uh....eyes, yea. You are pretty. What I mean is... You have a nice forehead." (Messing Up) Do you believe in when I walk by..... "(To yourself) "Oh Man, shit, STUPID STUPID STUPID! "(start hitting yourself, they will feel sorry and be all over you)

I have tried this pick up line multiple times, its a great ice breaker and have the girls laughing. You can thank me now....

[TheMagician]

I love every bone in your body, especially mine. :bang:

[HardLuckKid01]

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?



man, thats just asking for trouble...

[nothinbutnet]

Yo Baby, yo baby, YO!! I noticed you noticin' me and i wanted to post up a notice that i noticed you too! ;)

[.:Royal:Flush:.]

You: Hey baby hav u eva kissed a rabbit between the ears
Her: No...
**Take out pockets to show white part**
You: Wanna find out?

_-** if you dun get it , ur hopeless **-_

[JubeJube]

You: Hey baby hav u eva kissed a rabbit between the ears
Her: No...
**Take out pockets to show white part**
You: Wanna find out?

_-** if you dun get it , ur hopeless **-_


lol nice man

[Zoltar567]

this isnt realy a pick up line ether but its funny

Did you apply for a job at the bakery?
No.
good you already have enough roles

thats suposed to be said to a over whiet(however u spell it) person
and seriously i have nothin against big ppl u just heard it on the bus and i like it

[sweetness]

i hate when people use "hot" when not referring to heat or women
im hot
are you hot

by the way that lady looks hot huh

[WickedSoundboad]

thearse are all the best pick up line i've got
Are you an overdue book? Because you've got FINE written all over you!

# I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"

Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.


Take a screw with you and put it in your pocket. Then, when a girl comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, "Wanna screw?

That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Do you want to see something swell?

Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.

[teamryan`]

Hi my names corey i love to sweat my friends e-lingo

[teamryan`]

THESE ARE GReaT GUYS !

[.:Royal:Flush:.]

heres my other pick-up line that gets chicks...

"hi"

then they just want me...lol..jk

[PlasticMan2112]

Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.

Is that a keg in your pants? `Cause I`d love to tap that ass.

Do you want to see something swell?

Were you raised on a farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.

You make my software turn to hardware!

Pure Gold man, those were hilarious! :bang:

[Chud]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

[Beastman]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Sure.... Oh, you werent serious. :thud:

[MarcTheBored]

This one is rather straightforward:

Walk up to a hot girl and sit next to her; make sure she notices you, then stare at her. After a few seconds, stare at your crotch for a few more seconds. Do this a few more times, and then when nothing happens, yell: "Well? It isn't going to suck itself!"

Marc

[skater910]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

That won't work. What you have to say is, "Nice shoes, fancy a fuck?"

That way you sound British, and you all know women like British men. :D

[Acidbath86]

I just lost my virginity, can I have yours? ;) (duck if needed)

[PlasticMan2112]

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

[Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!

I love you. I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.

NOW, BITCH!

Wanna fuck like bunnies?

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Hey baby, let's go make some babies.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope.

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!

Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Excuse me do fries come with that shake?

I wonder what our children will look like.

Did you know that the word 'motel' spelled backwards means 'letom'?

Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Perhaps you recognize me from one of the popular adult movies I was in.

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

Ya know, you look really *hot*! You must be real reason for global warming.

Wanna go play twister naked?

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.

You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.

Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious.

Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?

Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you.

If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.

Kissing is a language of love....so how about a conversation?

[to a guy] Wow! You have big feet! Can I find out if what people say is true?

Don't worry, I don't get emotionally involved. It's just physical.

Do you like Stove Top stuffing? Great, you can stuff me on your stove top anytime.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw.

You're so hot, you're sizzling like pork fat on a hot skillet.

If being hot was a crime, you'd be in jail with no bail.

You've stolen my heart away. Luckily, I've got another three or four in the freezer.

I want you more than a popsicle on a hot summer day!

If you were homework, I'd be doing you right now!!

If you go out with me, I'll stop stalking you. I swear. Girl/Boy Scout's honor.

Are you free tonight, or am I gonna have to pay?

I got food stamps -- wanna get married?

Every minute you don't give me your phone number, God kills a kitten. Please -- think of the kitties.

I wish I were cross-eyed so I could see you twice.

Baby, you're sexier than socks on a rooster!

My love for you is like a red, red rose. And I'm getting thorny.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!



Wow im lame...

Is your first name Jessica?

[Scud]

not really a pick up line, but...

Guy: would you have sex with me if I offered to pay you 1 million dollars? (say a number she can't refuse)

Girl: (ponders to self) yes I probably would.

Guy: what if I offered 5 dollars?

Girl: No way what do you think I'm a prostitute?

Guy: well we've already established that, now we're just negotiating a price. :D

[SmilY_ToiletT]

not really a pick up line, but...

Guy: would you have sex with me if I offered to pay you 1 million dollars? (say a number she can't refuse)

Girl: (ponders to self) yes I probably would.

Guy: what if I offered 5 dollars?

Girl: No way what do you think I'm a prostitute?

Guy: well we've already established that, now we're just negotiating a price. :D

hahahahahahahahaha, that was hilarious :icon_rofl


here are some

Hi. Are you legal?

Hi. You'll do.

Would you like to dance? [she says "no"] No, you must have misunderstood me, I SAID, you look fat in those pants!

I'll bet you 100 bucks that you couldn't get all your clothes off in 30 seconds

Did you see Lord of the rings ??? Right in front of you !!
.

[alrighty_then]

Lol, this thread is too funny.

[-ecKert-]

Is your first name Jessica?


I do belive it is.....why?

[veeDuB]

Proper cheesy one:
"They say u are what you eat..and by tomorrow, i want to be you" :bang:

[Matt the Fierce]

Proper cheesy one:
"They say u are what you eat..and by tomorrow, i want to be you" :bang:

I,too, have sudden urges to cannabalize people...

[Shorty413]

Are your parents retarded cuz' your one special girl :banghead: :rolleyes:

[Undeadtom]

Open your mouth, Close your eyes, and get ready for a BIG suprise.

[gilead89]

The cheesiest lines ever:

Wanna come over to my place for some pizza and sex?
What's the matter?
Don't like pizza?

Get a sugar packet and show it to her and say:
Excuse me, I think you dropped your nametag.

Wanna defrag my hardrive?

[Reficul]

Come sit on my lap and lets talk about the first thing that pops up.

[olebra]

nice legs baby when do they spread

[BbaLLinT]

Me: Hey, do you have any tape?
Her:......why?
Me: (flex arm) cuz I'm RIPPED

haha, like he said not really a pick up line...but funny

i got sum....
"i lost my number can i have urs"
"r u from tennesse cuz ur the only ten i see"
"i taught my dick the same tricks i taught my dog, wanna c him come?" :banghead:

[canadianbacon58]

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

Nice and subtle, that's the best way to go...hahahahah :lol:

[eadgbe]

would you like to engage in sexual intercourse with me?

[deacvision7]

"if i flipped a quarter whats the chance of me getting head?"


ive used that -- the girl responded, "whats the chance that you would get a tail?"

i definitely bought her a drink for that witty comeback.