Vilkata
03-10-2005, 06:01 PM
k, so this guy in college goes to his principle/dean/whatever to see what classes he is taking, and the principle says "math, chemistry, history and logic."
"whats logic?" the kid asks
"well, let me give u an example. do u have a weed wacker?"
"yes"
"then u have a lawn?"
"yes!"
"and then u have a house?"
"yes, i do!"
"and then u have a wife or girlfriend?"
"yes!"
"which means ur not gay"
the student is amazed.
so the next day, hes talking with his buddy.
"dude, i got the best class, its called logic"
"whats that?" askes the friend.
"heres an example. Do you have a weedwhacker?"
"no"
"Then you're gay"
i kno, cheezy, but hey, i aint got nuthin better to do with my time.
"whats logic?" the kid asks
"well, let me give u an example. do u have a weed wacker?"
"yes"
"then u have a lawn?"
"yes!"
"and then u have a house?"
"yes, i do!"
"and then u have a wife or girlfriend?"
"yes!"
"which means ur not gay"
the student is amazed.
so the next day, hes talking with his buddy.
"dude, i got the best class, its called logic"
"whats that?" askes the friend.
"heres an example. Do you have a weedwhacker?"
"no"
"Then you're gay"
i kno, cheezy, but hey, i aint got nuthin better to do with my time.