indaians dont use saddles

[TheBigDelly]

A pretty girl is driving through the West. Her
car runs out of gas, and an Indian comes along
on a horse, gives her a ride to a gas station.
Every few minutes he lets out a wild whoop that
would curdle milk. Finally, he drops her off
with a final Yaaaaa-Hooo! and gallops off.

"My god!" says the gas station guy, "What the
hell were you doing to that Injun to make him
holler like that?"

"Why, nothing," says the girl, "I just sat
behind him with my arms around him, holding
onto his saddle horn."

"Lady," says the guy, "Indians don't use
saddles."

[dojob]

LOL ROFLMFAO!! thats great man!!
that is a joke to remember

[david_slupper]

lol, that was hilarious.

[SyntheticAngeL]

A Kiowa was in the bar, talking to the bar tender "Today is my daughters 18th Birthday......I was so glad and it was my last child support payment" "Month after month, year after year" Then today, I called my daughter Buffalo Woman and said "Come get this check, take it to your mother, tell her it's the last Damm check she's ever going to get from me, No more "Free" rides at the Pow-wow's and daughter, I want you to tell me the expression on her face"........My daughter came took her mother the check. I was so eager to hear what the witch had to say and to know the look on her face. As my daughter walked up to me I said "So what did she have to say?" "Well, she told me to tell you, your not even my daddy....."