TheBigDelly
03-11-2005, 10:08 AM
These three blondes where going to purchase a
Christmas tree but they then decided to go into
the forest to chop down a real one.
The first blonde said "I dont care how long it
takes us I wont a perfect tree."
The other two blondes agreed saying "We won't
leave untill we find the right one."
Three days later they were still searching.
The first blonde looked at her two tired and
hungry friends and said "I promise the next
tree we come across we'll chop it down and
take it home and we wont care if it decorated
for Christmas or not."
Q: Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A: Because they chip their teeth.
Christmas tree but they then decided to go into
the forest to chop down a real one.
The first blonde said "I dont care how long it
takes us I wont a perfect tree."
The other two blondes agreed saying "We won't
leave untill we find the right one."
Three days later they were still searching.
The first blonde looked at her two tired and
hungry friends and said "I promise the next
tree we come across we'll chop it down and
take it home and we wont care if it decorated
for Christmas or not."
Q: Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A: Because they chip their teeth.