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Steeda
03-11-2005, 11:42 PM
Tom, a 90-year old man said to his doctor, "Doc, I've never felt
better .. and I
have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you
think of that?"

The doctor replied, "Tom, I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and
never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his
umbrella by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He
raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang" and the beaver fell dead.
What do you think of that?"

Tom looks at the doctor and says, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."

The doctor says, "My point exactly."
Zooch
03-12-2005, 12:10 AM
Am I the only one that doesn't get this?
Benny Brown
03-12-2005, 03:55 AM
Probably.
You see, it all starts in 1948 when, as we all know, the USSR was working on it's secret robot beavers. Now unbeknownst to amercan man Tom, their only weakness was having an umbrella pointed at them and saying the words "bang bang"
What the doctor was trying to tell him was that his 18 year old wife was really the second part of that experiment, she was a robotic teenager who's baby was really a nuclear bomb.

Hope that clears things up.
That was really dumb. Just do us all a favor and delete it. Please.
david_slupper
03-12-2005, 05:22 AM
Am I the only one that doesn't get this?

The Doc is trying to tell the old man that somebody else had intercourse with his wife.
Zooch
03-12-2005, 02:37 PM
Ahh, I get it.
TheBigDelly
03-12-2005, 02:55 PM
that had to be one of the funniest jokes ive seen in awhile.
ZinZey
03-12-2005, 04:18 PM
God, that was terrible. :banghead:
Nacho
03-13-2005, 02:34 AM
i thought it was a ok joke hard to understand but i got a laugh
J_Da_Azn_FiL_A
03-13-2005, 05:15 AM
i got it wit no problem, it was funny to me
biscuit
03-13-2005, 03:31 PM
pretty funny.

old man cock is DEEELICIOUS.
ribwich
03-13-2005, 03:45 PM
The joke fits your avator.
Manhoe
03-13-2005, 06:35 PM
ahahahahaha tahts a funny joke lol omg good find
bostonsoxfan
03-19-2005, 11:22 PM
ooo i get it its not that funny its random