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-=IRvO=-
03-25-2005, 09:01 AM
What’s up with that dude throwing a pair of Scissors at the guy?

If I would of had Scissors in my Forearm from someone throwing it at me I would beat the shit out of him, it’s not something to throw at people.

Damn that must of hurt, wonder what happened after?

blue_alert82
03-25-2005, 09:48 AM
i doubt that was real, the guy throwing the scissors was a bit theatrical, and the guy who got them in the arm just said "oh i have to go to hospital now" , id have told him i was going to cut his fucking dick off with those scissors and then rape his family with it

Albeano
03-25-2005, 10:26 AM
i doubt that was real, the guy throwing the scissors was a bit theatrical, and the guy who got them in the arm just said "oh i have to go to hospital now" , id have told him i was going to cut his fucking dick off with those scissors and then rape his family with it
yeah, that's called shock, moron.

It's definatley real, I've reacted to things like that quite similarly.

Chromus4444
03-25-2005, 10:43 AM
If it was real than where is the blood, and if it was real than it would have hurt and just because it looked liked it hurt dosent mean he cant take the pain because i could but if it was real again where is the blood??

RollrCoastrRidr
03-25-2005, 11:47 AM
If it was real than where is the blood, and if it was real than it would have hurt and just because it looked liked it hurt dosent mean he cant take the pain because i could but if it was real again where is the blood??

The blood is right around the scissors, and there is very little of it because hopefully he was smart enough to not pull it out otherwise he'd have an even bigger problem. :rolleyes:

TMic007
03-25-2005, 12:50 PM
I guarantee those assholes were spraying that guy with the windex or w/e the hell it was all day and the guy couldnt take it anymore. I'd probably throw them too, however not aiming to hurt the guy (not saying this guy was). The reaction is quite real... when something like that happens so quick and unexpectedly you can't even feel pain at first. Also it's not an open wound yet so the blood wouldnt be able to come out blatantly visible within a couple of seconds.

Scarecrow
03-25-2005, 04:39 PM
If some asshole had been spraying me with shit, I would have reacted differently. Instead of throwing the scissors, I would have just stabbed 'em. Guaranteed hit.

Still, that was a pretty nice throw. Guy gets sprayed with windex or something by a half-naked moron. Guy tosses scissors at the moron. Scissors jam in his arm. Hilarity ensues.

robloc93
03-25-2005, 06:29 PM
Imagine if the scissors would have gone threw to his neck and the guy died,He should be lucky it went in his arm.

UltimateFIEND78
03-25-2005, 08:01 PM
Yea it's probably real. I mean he was probably just shocked, and or high. And he's probably bleeding a little bit, it's just that you can't see it form the camera angle.

gordon
03-25-2005, 11:54 PM
If it was real than where is the blood, and if it was real than it would have hurt and just because it looked liked it hurt dosent mean he cant take the pain because i could but if it was real again where is the blood??

what?? you've never had a pair of scissors stuck deep into your body before? but no, seriously, contrary to what one might assume from watching cartoons all day, blood does not spray out or even trickle from a fresh wound with the offending object still in place like that. if the kid is lucky and has it taken care of promptly, he probably won't lose more than a milliliter of blood or so. which is probably as much as one passes when you take a shit.

and that kid deserved it, he was being a total asshole.

Powassan
03-26-2005, 02:34 AM
So fake. The guy throws the scissors, the other guy goes off screen, then comes back with them in his arm with no blood and you can see the skin is out not dented in. Totally planned. The guy hardly reacted at all and anyone that says he "he is in shock" that is BS, he got scissors in the arm, that does not cause shock or trauma.

JerkyMyTurky
03-26-2005, 02:40 AM
So fake. The guy throws the scissors, the other guy goes off screen, then comes back with them in his arm with no blood and you can see the skin is out not dented in. Totally planned. The guy hardly reacted at all and anyone that says he "he is in shock" that is BS, he got scissors in the arm, that does not cause shock or trauma.

It looks like this guy hit the nail on the head. The one key thing in this whole video that should set off alarms is the camera guy. He's recording when nothing is happening and than all of sudden, like a little play, the kid gets up, goes to spray his friend and than kid throws knife and than they continue like its still play. The fact the camera guy also doesn't follow the scissors as it is being throw is another give away. He only turns after the kid comes back. I'm gonna have to go with fake. Although, they did a very good job, they messed up with the camera guy not following along.

killer scott
03-26-2005, 02:49 AM
seriously folks we dont need another one of these threads there are six pages of arguments on this already... http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=61024&page=6&pp=15

UltimateFIEND78
03-26-2005, 02:49 AM
Eh, whether it's real or not, I still think it's pretty damn funny.

American Infidel
03-26-2005, 03:50 AM
It looks like this guy hit the nail on the head. The one key thing in this whole video that should set off alarms is the camera guy. He's recording when nothing is happening and than all of sudden, like a little play, the kid gets up, goes to spray his friend and than kid throws knife and than they continue like its still play. The fact the camera guy also doesn't follow the scissors as it is being throw is another give away. He only turns after the kid comes back. I'm gonna have to go with fake. Although, they did a very good job, they messed up with the camera guy not following along.


Not exactly correct.

First of all, just to let you guys know, I was a combat medic during Desert Storm. 8 years, I served in the Army as a medic, so I've seen everything from patients with 105-degree fevers (brain-melting) to gunshot wounds to chemical burns.

When a foreign object first penetrates the skin, especially in fatty or muscle tissue, there's rarely any blood. I've seen wounds that were caused by bullets passing through the tricep that barely bled. Field medics were able to stop the bleeding before they even reached the aid-station.

An object that lodges into the skin, without passing all the way through, such as a knife, SCISSORS, etc., becomes surrounded by the skin's automatic response to seal itself around the object.

It's not like in the movies. People don't bleed from puncture wounds unless a major artery is broken. Even then, the object has to be introduced (stabbed) into the body and then removed.

JerkyMyTurky
03-26-2005, 03:52 AM
Not exactly correct.

First of all, just to let you guys know, I was a combat medic during Desert Storm. 8 years, I served in the Army as a medic, so I've seen everything from patients with 105-degree fevers (brain-melting) to gunshot wounds to chemical burns.

When a foreign object first penetrates the skin, especially in fatty or muscle tissue, there's rarely any blood. I've seen wounds that were caused by bullets passing through the tricep that barely bled. Field medics were able to stop the bleeding before they even reached the aid-station.

An object that lodges into the skin, without passing all the way through, such as a knife, SCISSORS, etc., becomes surrounded by the skin's automatic response to seal itself around the object.

It's not like in the movies. People don't bleed from puncture wounds unless a major artery is broken. Even then, the object has to be introduced (stabbed) into the body and then removed.

My post was entirely about the camera man. I didn't mention anything about blood once. :confused:

American Infidel
03-26-2005, 04:02 AM
Sorry.

I wasn't trying to degrade you or even to prove that this video is real. I was just trying to say that I've seen things like that happen.

blue_alert82
03-26-2005, 11:01 AM
yeah, that's called shock, moron.

It's definatley real, I've reacted to things like that quite similarly.

yea shock from all the blood pouring out of his arm, tosser

Powassan
03-26-2005, 12:00 PM
Not only that, but why did he just so happen to have his shirt off?

zamphir66
03-26-2005, 01:14 PM
Not only that, but why did he just so happen to have his shirt off?


College Dorm Room, lots of guys with no shirts, why not?

UltimateFIEND78
03-26-2005, 02:29 PM
College Dorm Room, lots of guys with no shirts, why not?

Yea really. My brother's in college, and whenever he comes over, he walks around without a shirt all the time.

Imnotyoung
03-26-2005, 04:53 PM
It looks like this guy hit the nail on the head. The one key thing in this whole video that should set off alarms is the camera guy. He's recording when nothing is happening and than all of sudden, like a little play, the kid gets up, goes to spray his friend and than kid throws knife and than they continue like its still play. The fact the camera guy also doesn't follow the scissors as it is being throw is another give away. He only turns after the kid comes back. I'm gonna have to go with fake. Although, they did a very good job, they messed up with the camera guy not following along.

I think you're being too paranoid actually. He wasn't recording when nothing was happening. It was pretty obvious they were recording this kid pissing that fat kid off. Like someone said already, they were probably messing around with him all day. After that fat kid was sprayed he got up and naturally the other kid ran because he was playing. What do you think he's going to do, sit there and let that fat kid punch him? He never really "ran off camera" on purpose. The camera guy was trying to video tape the fat kid's reaction, so of course the camera guy wouldn't follow the guy who is running away, what fun would that be? And the wound looks real to me. If somehow it was fake, how the hell did they stick "fake scissors" on him and put makeup around it in 2 seconds? I mean, you can actually see the scissors are underneath his skin.

gigatonblast
03-26-2005, 05:33 PM
The scissors thrower (and the target) were both very lucky.

1 case scenario... (http://www.mylivingtree.com/5454pic/470/CP62470.jpg)

rizzleman
03-26-2005, 07:06 PM
WTF was that kid thinking. Doesn't matter how many times someone sprays water or w/e it was over your face, you don't fucking throw scissors at someone if they look big enough to kill you. Far as I know, that kid looked like a fat looser who has it hard just walking around. If I was the guy who got scissored, depending on the situation, I would of got ticked at him, or beat the shit out of him after I get patched up.
Did u see the boy's fucking hair? It was so ugly, you'd just wanna beat the shit out of that dork. He had the fucking nerve to throw scissors. Fuckin moron :banghead:

Fuller144
03-26-2005, 09:02 PM
suuure you were :p but you sure know your shit..but it looks kinda fake because the guy goes out of the camera view and back in..you know :(

brad22482
03-27-2005, 12:57 AM
I think this was very well done hoax by a set of twins wearing the same set of cloths. They bought two sets of scissors and cut one set in half w/ a dremel or something. One sprays the fat kid, and runs off screen while the fat kid throws the scissors and the other walks on screen w/ the fake scissors attached to his arm. Plus a lot things just dont seem right.
1. If they had picking on the fat kid all day and he was pissed, then why did he let that kid squirt him? I mean the kid hummed the song to "the good, the bad and the ugly", walked over to the fat kid w/ a nonconcealed water bottle and squirts him. Yet the fat kid says and does nothing.
2. The fat kid instanteosly picks up a pair of scissors. He doesnt look around or grab them by the handle. He doesnt curse, threaten or say anything like "your going to pay, bitch"(probably b/c like most of us, he is not a good actor), he just throws. Seems planned and rehearsed.
3. Heres my "magic bullet" theory. Does anyone in here throw knifes? I used to and I have 3 -4 balanced throwing knives. Unlike in the movies its as hard as hell to get a knife to stick into anything. Your distance from the target has to be correct, cant flick your wrist, knife must be gripped loosely (like gripping a hammer), you must maintain perfect posture and a straight arm. On a good set I could get around 7 out of 10 throws to stick to my target (I wont even mention accuracy b/c it sucks).On an average set of throws about 3 out of 10 would stick. Plus I have a pair of scissors just like the one thrown, purchased at Walmart, they are really off balance and have a rounded, dull tip. Go on and give it a try w/ a real throwing knife, then a steak knife, then a pair of scissors. It is hard, but I'll give it to him, he maybe could have pulled off a one out of hundred perfect throw w/ a dull pair of scissors.
4. I dont see the fat kid actually release the scissors (I see an empty hand and hear a "swish" like noise that sounds like it came from a bad action movie), I dont see the scissors fly and I dont see the other kid get hit.
5. When a knife, scissors, tomahawk or any other object (except a spear) is thrown it spins end over end in the air. From the way the fat kid threw the scissors(overhanded), it should be spinning clockwise from the cameras perspective (counterclockwise if he had thrown them underhanded). When it hits the target it continues to spin, cut and tear whatever it enters. It just doesnt stop spinning, defy physics, and go straight into the target like an arrow. In this case the scissor blade would have entered the skin and continued on a downward spin w/ the handle on an upward spin. This would have caused a hell of a cut or would have barely have broken skin and bounced off. The blade of the scissors is about 2.5 to 3 inches long, yet I only see about 1 inch sticking out, so that is a very deep cut (1.5 to 2 inches deep) and should have caused long cuts in the flesh of his arm and on the skin itself from the circular flight of the scissors. There would not have been a gushing of blood b/c the blade is plugging the wound. But some blood would have pursued like a deep cat scratch.
6. The kid does not go into "shock" or trauma, he may have been suprised but that does not stop pain. How many of you hit your thumb with a hammer or stepped on nail. You dont say like a robot or bad actor, "Oh my god, I cannot believe this just happened, I have to go to the hopital, their is nail in my foot/ I just hit my finger with a hammer". You yell profanities at first, then grumble profanities under your breath and fight back those tears b/c your a man and men dont cry.
7. The wound has no blood and looks he placed some fake liquid latex skin on top of the scissor blade to hide the nonexistent puncture wound.
This is good prank, most likely done by college students as the clip was originally posted on collegehumor.com.

Ahoy
03-27-2005, 02:15 AM
I'm not quite sure if it's fake or not.

1. If they had picking on the fat kid all day and he was pissed, then why did he let that kid squirt him? I mean the kid hummed the song to "the good, the bad and the ugly", walked over to the fat kid w/ a nonconcealed water bottle and squirts him. Yet the fat kid says and does nothing.

He had headphones on I believe. I also don't understand where you got the conclusion that they were picking on the fat kid all day.

2. The fat kid instanteosly picks up a pair of scissors. He doesnt look around or grab them by the handle. He doesnt curse, threaten or say anything like "your going to pay, bitch"(probably b/c like most of us, he is not a good actor), he just throws. Seems planned and rehearsed.

Right, if they were making a prank don't you think they would have tried to make it seem real as possible by having them curse, show more anger, ect. I don't think this is enough, if anything it makes it seem real. I've done stuff without cursing or saying anything (in an anger fashion that is).

3. Heres my "magic bullet" theory. Does anyone in here throw knifes? I used to and I have 3 -4 balanced throwing knives. Unlike in the movies its as hard as hell to get a knife to stick into anything. Your distance from the target has to be correct, cant flick your wrist, knife must be gripped loosely (like gripping a hammer), you must maintain perfect posture and a straight arm. On a good set I could get around 7 out of 10 throws to stick to my target (I wont even mention accuracy b/c it sucks).On an average set of throws about 3 out of 10 would stick. Plus I have a pair of scissors just like the one thrown, purchased at Walmart, they are really off balance and have a rounded, dull tip. Go on and give it a try w/ a real throwing knife, then a steak knife, then a pair of scissors. It is hard, but I'll give it to him, he maybe could have pulled off a one out of hundred perfect throw w/ a dull pair of scissors.

You're right, it would seem kind of hard with scissors, but I'm not doubting it. I also have the exact same scissors and from what I see it looks like it dug in quite far, which would lead to the consclusion that it was fake.

4. I dont see the fat kid actually release the scissors (I see an empty hand and hear a "swish" like noise that sounds like it came from a bad action movie), I dont see the scissors fly and I dont see the other kid get hit.

I also caught the swish sound which sounded from a video game of some sort. I don't know if it was added or it was real.

5. When a knife, scissors, tomahawk or any other object (except a spear) is thrown it spins end over end in the air. From the way the fat kid threw the scissors(overhanded), it should be spinning clockwise from the cameras perspective (counterclockwise if he had thrown them underhanded). When it hits the target it continues to spin, cut and tear whatever it enters. It just doesnt stop spinning, defy physics, and go straight into the target like an arrow. In this case the scissor blade would have entered the skin and continued on a downward spin w/ the handle on an upward spin. This would have caused a hell of a cut or would have barely have broken skin and bounced off. The blade of the scissors is about 2.5 to 3 inches long, yet I only see about 1 inch sticking out, so that is a very deep cut (1.5 to 2 inches deep) and should have caused long cuts in the flesh of his arm and on the skin itself from the circular flight of the scissors. There would not have been a gushing of blood b/c the blade is plugging the wound. But some blood would have pursued like a deep cat scratch.

Interesting, I'm no expert in this but I think dull scissors would act differently then a blade.

6. The kid does not go into "shock" or trauma, he may have been suprised but that does not stop pain. How many of you hit your thumb with a hammer or stepped on nail. You dont say like a robot or bad actor, "Oh my god, I cannot believe this just happened, I have to go to the hopital, their is nail in my foot/ I just hit my finger with a hammer". You yell profanities at first, then grumble profanities under your breath and fight back those tears b/c your a man and men dont cry.

Once again, you think if it were to be fake they would have thrown in more drama like I was saying. Just because you act a way doesn't mean everyone else is the same. Every gash or cut I've recieved I stay in a slient mode so to say, usually more so when people are around because I don't like the attention.

7. The wound has no blood and looks he placed some fake liquid latex skin on top of the scissor blade to hide the nonexistent puncture wound.
This is good prank, most likely done by college students as the clip was originally posted on collegehumor.com.

The thing that made me think it was real was the wound. The skin looks like it's strectching from the hanging and looks realistic. Also I don't expect it to bleed that fast. Like I've been saying before if it were fake don't you think they would have done the extra step to add blood?
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JerkyMyTurky

The one key thing in this whole video that should set off alarms is the camera guy. He's recording when nothing is happening and than all of sudden, like a little play, the kid gets up, goes to spray his friend and than kid throws knife and than they continue like its still play.

That was probably the point, dur. They were probably trying to piss the fat kid off, and they were video taping it... :rolleyes:

The fact the camera guy also doesn't follow the scissors as it is being throw is another give away. He only turns after the kid comes back. I'm gonna have to go with fake. Although, they did a very good job, they messed up with the camera guy not following along.

Okay, to me it looks like he turns after he realises the fat kid threw something. I would imagine it being quite hard to react and follow scissors flying that quickly too... :rolleyes:

Skiptomylue
03-27-2005, 05:37 AM
i think its real, the reason the fat kid didnt say anything when he was coming near was becuase he had headphones on, how many times have you seen somone break thier arm ( skateboarding or Bmx Wipe outs) and they are just like fuck that hurt, and they get up, a body of mine was playing football, and he got talked broke his fore arm, didnt even relize it untill ppl mention his arm was backwards, just becuase something looks painfull doesnt mean everyone will feel it, but you are right if you watch it "frame-by-frame" he doesnt pic up scissors, he has them in his hand already, and i think scissors could stick in somones arm, look at that one video where that one guy base jumps and his shute doesnt open and crashe to the ground, youd think he woulda died, he lived, all sorts of weird shit can happen, look at that one guy who had liek a 12 inch knife jabbed into his head and lived!, im sure somone here has heard of iti unno, it could be fake, and it couldnt be,

Ahoy
03-27-2005, 06:13 AM
i think its real, the reason the fat kid didnt say anything when he was coming near was becuase he had headphones on, how many times have you seen somone break thier arm ( skateboarding or Bmx Wipe outs) and they are just like fuck that hurt, and they get up, a body of mine was playing football, and he got talked broke his fore arm, didnt even relize it untill ppl mention his arm was backwards, just becuase something looks painfull doesnt mean everyone will feel it, but you are right if you watch it "frame-by-frame" he doesnt pic up scissors, he has them in his hand already, and i think scissors could stick in somones arm, look at that one video where that one guy base jumps and his shute doesnt open and crashe to the ground, youd think he woulda died, he lived, all sorts of weird shit can happen, look at that one guy who had liek a 12 inch knife jabbed into his head and lived!, im sure somone here has heard of iti unno, it could be fake, and it couldnt be,

You know what, when I was writing my post up above I thought he had headphones on too, but I checked it out again and you can see them slightly and he takes them off at 26 seconds.

something new
03-27-2005, 01:56 PM
what?? you've never had a pair of scissors stuck deep into your body before? but no, seriously, contrary to what one might assume from watching cartoons all day, blood does not spray out or even trickle from a fresh wound with the offending object still in place like that. if the kid is lucky and has it taken care of promptly, he probably won't lose more than a milliliter of blood or so. which is probably as much as one passes when you take a shit.

and that kid deserved it, he was being a total asshole.
what are you eating that makes blood squirt out of your asshole? just wonderin'

JerkyMyTurky
03-28-2005, 03:52 AM
I want to see a video of them pulling it out and the wound.

rand0m
03-28-2005, 12:55 PM
You really think those retards would be able to pull of a hoax that good, most probably not.

Besides why do you care if its fake or real?

carl737
03-29-2005, 02:35 PM
I think this was very well done hoax by a set of twins wearing the same set of cloths. They bought two sets of scissors and cut one set in half w/ a dremel or something. One sprays the fat kid, and runs off screen while the fat kid throws the scissors and the other walks on screen w/ the fake scissors attached to his arm. Plus a lot things just dont seem right.
1. If they had picking on the fat kid all day and he was pissed, then why did he let that kid squirt him? I mean the kid hummed the song to "the good, the bad and the ugly", walked over to the fat kid w/ a nonconcealed water bottle and squirts him. Yet the fat kid says and does nothing.
2. The fat kid instanteosly picks up a pair of scissors. He doesnt look around or grab them by the handle. He doesnt curse, threaten or say anything like "your going to pay, bitch"(probably b/c like most of us, he is not a good actor), he just throws. Seems planned and rehearsed.
3. Heres my "magic bullet" theory. Does anyone in here throw knifes? I used to and I have 3 -4 balanced throwing knives. Unlike in the movies its as hard as hell to get a knife to stick into anything. Your distance from the target has to be correct, cant flick your wrist, knife must be gripped loosely (like gripping a hammer), you must maintain perfect posture and a straight arm. On a good set I could get around 7 out of 10 throws to stick to my target (I wont even mention accuracy b/c it sucks).On an average set of throws about 3 out of 10 would stick. Plus I have a pair of scissors just like the one thrown, purchased at Walmart, they are really off balance and have a rounded, dull tip. Go on and give it a try w/ a real throwing knife, then a steak knife, then a pair of scissors. It is hard, but I'll give it to him, he maybe could have pulled off a one out of hundred perfect throw w/ a dull pair of scissors.
4. I dont see the fat kid actually release the scissors (I see an empty hand and hear a "swish" like noise that sounds like it came from a bad action movie), I dont see the scissors fly and I dont see the other kid get hit.
5. When a knife, scissors, tomahawk or any other object (except a spear) is thrown it spins end over end in the air. From the way the fat kid threw the scissors(overhanded), it should be spinning clockwise from the cameras perspective (counterclockwise if he had thrown them underhanded). When it hits the target it continues to spin, cut and tear whatever it enters. It just doesnt stop spinning, defy physics, and go straight into the target like an arrow. In this case the scissor blade would have entered the skin and continued on a downward spin w/ the handle on an upward spin. This would have caused a hell of a cut or would have barely have broken skin and bounced off. The blade of the scissors is about 2.5 to 3 inches long, yet I only see about 1 inch sticking out, so that is a very deep cut (1.5 to 2 inches deep) and should have caused long cuts in the flesh of his arm and on the skin itself from the circular flight of the scissors. There would not have been a gushing of blood b/c the blade is plugging the wound. But some blood would have pursued like a deep cat scratch.
6. The kid does not go into "shock" or trauma, he may have been suprised but that does not stop pain. How many of you hit your thumb with a hammer or stepped on nail. You dont say like a robot or bad actor, "Oh my god, I cannot believe this just happened, I have to go to the hopital, their is nail in my foot/ I just hit my finger with a hammer". You yell profanities at first, then grumble profanities under your breath and fight back those tears b/c your a man and men dont cry.
7. The wound has no blood and looks he placed some fake liquid latex skin on top of the scissor blade to hide the nonexistent puncture wound.
This is good prank, most likely done by college students as the clip was originally posted on collegehumor.com.




First of all i know 100% that this happened b/c i personally know every one of the kids and this happened back in october. The only reason why the video hasn't been released until now is so the kid didn't get thrown out of school. However, the video eventually did get to the dean and the kid did get thrown out.
now about ur comments
1- very good point it is a possible scenerio however, quite imaginative and untrue.
2- he was already holding the scissors b/c he was threatening b4, (this kid is shaky)
3- what can i say it was one hell of an unlucky(or lucky) throw
4- no shit u don't see it. the quality can't pick it up. also (do u see him drop them?)
5-Gash theory= not at all necessarily. No blood= no shit b/c the skin around the scissors was tight enough to keep it in + it's location. also if they were faking don't u think they would throw in some extra blood? cause that sure as hell would have ended about 100 ppl not believing it.
6- you must be weird or never hurt like that b4. B/c u DO go into a state of shock and it DOESN"T hurt for atleast a while until u calm down.
7- HAHA and for the icing on the cake these are highschool students and my friend ( being a college student) sent it to college humor.com

don't sweat this one b/c it is real and i only sent this to u b/c u seem like u spent alot of time on ur message.

scribbles321
03-29-2005, 04:52 PM
Hey Carl737, how many stitches did the guy who got the scissors in his arm need? Also how long did he have the scissors in his arm? BTW I thought that viseo was freaking hilarious! :D

Brotha1
03-29-2005, 05:49 PM
Carl, Quit lyin' man.

-You actually believe him Scribbles?

carl737
03-29-2005, 06:06 PM
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Carl, Quit lyin' man.

-You actually believe him Scribbles?



HAHA yeah i'm lyin because i love wasting my time typing stupid shit just so it makes me feel importnat when i really am not.

yep, you got it man.

and by the way scribbles. i was not there at the time, but they did pull the scissors out then took him to the hospital but i don't know how many stitches he got. By the way, he told the dean he had jumped on his bed and landed on the scissors so noone would get in trouble.

chomusclavus
03-29-2005, 11:33 PM
(COPY/PASTE FROM ANOTHER TOPIC that asked about this video)

Where exactly was this at? It appears to be at some college dormroom, but at what college?

And why wasn't the victim bleeding? Omg, what if it hit his NECK instead????

So what happened afterwards? Did the thrower get arrested?

Empath
03-30-2005, 01:40 AM
I think I'm going to side with the guy who threw the scissors;
it looks like a bunch of preps were harassing him,
and he snaped. Hell I would have done exactly the same thing if I'm trying to mind my own bussiness and they just won't leave me alone

Mushy2008
03-30-2005, 05:12 AM
the object has to be introduced (stabbed) into the body and then removed

Hi, Skin my name is scissors I am introducing my self to you. Then I will leave

I had to giggle at that. Im' done.

It seems very real to me But all of the arguements are valid. Like why would he just be filming and why didn't he say OMFG I'm going to shoot you you freakin through scissors in my freakin arm you duche.

Leon Shuffle
03-30-2005, 07:35 PM
My first response when I saw it was that it was the most obviously staged video I've seen, and I still believe that. I was very surprised to see that people actually thought it was real.

Sageth
03-30-2005, 08:47 PM
3. Heres my "magic bullet" theory. Does anyone in here throw knifes? I used to and I have 3 -4 balanced throwing knives. Unlike in the movies its as hard as hell to get a knife to stick into anything. Your distance from the target has to be correct, cant flick your wrist, knife must be gripped loosely (like gripping a hammer), you must maintain perfect posture and a straight arm. On a good set I could get around 7 out of 10 throws to stick to my target (I wont even mention accuracy b/c it sucks).On an average set of throws about 3 out of 10 would stick. Plus I have a pair of scissors just like the one thrown, purchased at Walmart, they are really off balance and have a rounded, dull tip. Go on and give it a try w/ a real throwing knife, then a steak knife, then a pair of scissors. It is hard, but I'll give it to him, he maybe could have pulled off a one out of hundred perfect throw w/ a dull pair of scissors.

While this may be true, I know of at least one person (my dad) who can get a knife to stick into virtually anything whether he's forward or backward, steak knife or throwing knife. It's actually quite odd, but he's really good. I don't think that it's impossible, but you have an interesting theory nonetheless.

thaInfamouzAlx
04-02-2005, 06:11 PM
:wtf: Why argue this much over something so stupid. Yall need to get out more.. :insane:

gordon
04-03-2005, 01:52 PM
what are you eating that makes blood squirt out of your asshole? just wonderin'

there's blood in everything that makes it out of your body, i'd explain but it would probably be lost on you.

something new
04-03-2005, 05:14 PM
there's blood in everything that makes it out of your body, i'd explain but it would probably be lost on you.
oh please dont make me lost! i was joking around dude, dont take shit so seriously

BigSyke5277
04-05-2005, 01:10 AM
Only thing that makes it suspicious to me is the camera man's reactions when it was thrown, the swish noise, and the fat kids reaction after it happened. . . Just stands there.


Originaly Posted by Carl737
2- he was already holding the scissors b/c he was threatening b4, (this kid is shaky)

I notice when the Fat kid gets up someone in the background says "He's holding scissors!" as if the kid (in the background) didn't know. Can't say if the kid who made this comment was there the whole time, but it's something no one has mentioned yet. Or they have and I just skimmed past it.

The swish noise gets me the most. It stands out more then the other ambient noises, such as possible foot steps when he runs away or for that fact some of the laughing in the background. I don't even know if scissors like those can make a noise of that quality or even if the camera could pick up the sound wavs that well. Imma try and swing some scissors around and try to make that noise.

I am leaning twords fake

oldskoolLM
04-07-2005, 08:29 AM
I buddy of mine in junior high was stabbed in the arm by a crazy kid with a chisel. The results were very much the same. Not much blood, and he didn't make a huge deal out of it. He just asked the teacher if he could go to the nurses office. The dumn ass teacher told him to hold on so that he could write him a hall pass.

The other kid ended up in alot of trouble!

Garbage Can Lid
04-07-2005, 08:36 AM
A kid in my class tried to stab my teacher to death with a pair of scissors a few weeks ago. He's looking at 25 years in Juvanile Detention/Prison.

MarthaStewart
04-07-2005, 01:49 PM
After wasting too much of my life watching this over and over again I have come to the conclusion that it has to be real. Sound effects of not something like that would be hard to fake. If these guys were smart enough to fake it they would have come up with a better plan then just spraying some fat kid with water(or whatever). There is no way there was a "stunt double"(twin brother) b/c he still has the bottle in his hand(throws it on the bed after he comes back into camera) and is wearing not only the same shorts but the same boxers. My guess is that the kid(sprayer) had been f-ing around with the fat kid in the past and he was fed up. He must have been cutting something at the time, was pissed off that "sprayer" wouldnt leave him alone and threw whatever he had in his hand. Everyone's reaction to pain is different, especially when you are not expecting it to happen. The fat kids reaction was excellent(stands there and scratches his head) He was in the same state of disbelief sprayer and the laughing buddies were. I think it was Karma that allowed the scissors to stick in sprayer's arm.

spikernum1
04-11-2005, 03:11 PM
i would say that it is real, just because the scissors are underneath his skin when it is shown on the video. you can see that the piece that goes _into_ his skin is actually underneath it, and it is in the perfect place where I would have defended myself if someone was winding up with a pair of scissors, i would have brought my arm to block my face and body. that's probably what he did.

randomhero311
04-20-2005, 11:44 AM
It was just a few dumb teenagers doing stupid crap. looks like it hurt though

╔╦╦╪♣╪╦&
04-21-2005, 09:31 AM
that woulda hurt like hell

PaZøNeD
04-21-2005, 10:09 AM
your a poser of ╚╦♣╦╝ :eek:

xDookiex
04-22-2005, 10:33 PM
When you get stabbed with something you don't always immediately feel pain. Last year around November I was at a high school football game and I got stabbed in the hand with a rusty screw. It was so deep you could actually see all the gunk inside my hand (it resembled lasagna.) but it didn't hurt at all. The rescue squad was even pouring...um...I forgot what that stuff is called but it bubbles and stings really bad when you put it on cuts..but yeah, they had to pour that in my hand and it didn't hurt at all. I didn't even cry or anything. :)

<3 Dookie

It's all healed up, but where I got stabbed (on my palm) there's a scar on my lifeline. =O

holic.
04-25-2005, 12:57 AM
fake. i think these are the same guys that have made another 10 videos of themselves try to pull off some "jackass" style stuff.

Mushugaipan
07-01-2005, 05:47 PM
if you think this is fake your just plain stupid... its a dorm.... those guys are obviously dicking around....

Ive had lots of shit happen to me.... nothing about that vid looks fake to me... with shock and the speed at which the scissors went in it would look exactly like that...

plus if it was fake I think it'd have a lil better dialogue or at least that "planned" sort of feel to it....

and if you still think its fake... who the fuck cares... just enjoy the humor and stop being a critic... I thought it was hilarious...

FrozenMonkey
07-02-2005, 01:55 AM
The rescue squad was even pouring...um...I forgot what that stuff is called but it bubbles and stings really bad when you put it on cuts

hydrogen peroxide?

swchblade34
07-05-2005, 04:43 PM
I totally thought this thing was real until two seconds ago:

Look how he throws the scissors, clockwise

Then look how the scissors punctured him, slightly upwards

Now think about this if it hit him going clockwise it would go straight into him or at a downwards angle or else it wouldn't go that deep or go into him at all.

Anyone got an explination

o ya and also i did a frame by frame and i never saw the scissors but that was probably because the camera guy was facing the camera too high

sdoyle7798
07-24-2005, 12:04 PM
Only thing that makes it suspicious to me is the camera man's reactions when it was thrown, the swish noise, and the fat kids reaction after it happened. . . Just stands there.

Same clip w/o swish... here (http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/128084/)

Also the guy that said the thing about the angle - if he had his arm up trying to block it when the scissors went it at a down angle, when he brings his arm down, they would be at an up angle...at least the way I am moving my arm here...yes, I know, time wasted, but eh... :rolleyes:

ilovehookers?
07-24-2005, 02:09 PM
garbage can lid has a nice avatar if you no wat i mean but you probably dont but if you do then you no but if you dont thats fine too :shout:

Mr_Freake
07-24-2005, 09:33 PM
Anybody throws sissors at me better have some good running shoes on, but if i have them stuck in my arm, I would have to stove his head in, you can't start doing shit like that and he needs to learn what happens when u do

iloveporn
07-26-2005, 01:18 PM
A kid in my class tried to stab my teacher to death with a pair of scissors a few weeks ago. He's looking at 25 years in Juvanile Detention/Prison.

what state is that?? you can only go to juvy til youre 18 or go to prison, atleast in ohio, theres no transfer. one or the other.

Predator9783
07-26-2005, 07:48 PM
fake or not....fact is:

Scissors in arms hurt!

Pencils in legs hurt (I tried it, it really does hurt if you try to walk home with the whole thing in your leg and make your mom nearly black out)!

Knifes in any body part hurts (do NOT try to walk with a knife in your leg!)!

Fireworks in eyes hurt (YES they hurt dont try this at home)!

Falling through a glass door hurts (No dont try that because either the glass breakes or it thinks "screw you I aint breaking today". NOTE: BOTH HURT!)!

Rasers hurt!

Cats hurt!

Dogs hurt (specially in your feet)!

Cars hurt (if you flip them upside down)!

Stairs hurt (falling them UP)!

Doors hurt in general!

Humans hurt (specially their fists)!

Corners hurt!

Last but not Least:

PAPERCUTS HURT THE WORST!!!!!!!!

jeffrok
07-26-2005, 07:55 PM
fake or not....fact is:

Scissors in arms hurt!

Pencils in legs hurt (I tried it, it really does hurt if you try to walk home with the whole thing in your leg and make your mom nearly black out)!

Knifes in any body part hurts (do NOT try to walk with a knife in your leg!)!

Fireworks in eyes hurt (YES they hurt dont try this at home)!

Falling through a glass door hurts (No dont try that because either the glass breakes or it thinks "screw you I aint breaking today". NOTE: BOTH HURT!)!

Rasers hurt!

Cats hurt!

Dogs hurt (specially in your feet)!

Cars hurt (if you flip them upside down)!

Stairs hurt (falling them UP)!

Doors hurt in general!

Humans hurt (specially their fists)!

Corners hurt!

Last but not Least:

PAPERCUTS HURT THE WORST!!!!!!!!

Thank you Mr. Sesame Street.

Predator9783
07-26-2005, 08:04 PM
you are welcome ma'am

j0eshmoe
08-16-2005, 01:11 AM
ok seriously the kid with the scissors in his arm is my cosin! he has a scar from it! and he has no twin!!!! jeeze f-in retards! some of the kids didn know he had the scissors so they were surprised when he stood up with em! he stood there cause he was like o **** i hit him!!! this is deffinatly not a hoax and u have way to much time to figure out how it is!!!

DMMcphee
08-16-2005, 03:10 AM
You may notice the spraying of the water or whatever sounded kinda weird. and to BigSyke5277, the guy who threw the scissors does just stand there, but look at his face right before the camera man moves. But I noticed something, the pranksters were making loud WAWAWA sounds, and the fat guy couldn't hear them. People have said that he had headphones on, but if the camera could pick up a swoosh of scissors, and the spray of a bottle that's close to the headphones, it could at least pick up a faint music sound from the headphones.

GatsbyGal
08-16-2005, 05:44 AM
ok seriously the kid with the scissors in his arm is my cosin!

This is the lamest thing I've ever heard.

swchblade34
08-16-2005, 12:22 PM
ok seriously the kid with the scissors in his arm is my cosin! he has a scar from it! and he has no twin!!!! jeeze f-in retards! some of the kids didn know he had the scissors so they were surprised when he stood up with em! he stood there cause he was like o **** i hit him!!! this is deffinatly not a hoax and u have way to much time to figure out how it is!!!


take a picture of the scar and upload it to us

o ya and my post was a lot like that one dudes super long post my bad i didn't notice that

:banghead: :banghead:

FrozenMonkey
08-16-2005, 05:31 PM
did you register just to say this?

uhh... welcome to the forums?

Flankered
08-18-2005, 07:08 PM
if that was fake,the guy would be screamin to make it look real but instead hes pretty calm.if you were wanting to make a fake vid you would scream to make people believe.it wouldnt hurt him straight away, the shock would come first.

he was lucky it hit him in the arm