Leongehj
04-04-2005, 08:20 AM
The was a sailor on a floating casino. Every time he got his paycheck he'd blow it on the tables. When the casino landed, the sailors went to the local brothel for some fun. However, the sailor only had three dollars.
"Psst! What can i get for three dollars." The receptionist was going to say that three dollars wouldn't get him anything, but then leads him to a door and locks it. In the room there is only a chicken. What the hell, he thinks, and fucks the chicken.
The next week, the sailor won a few dollars, walks in and is led to a room, where men are crowded in there looking at lesbians.
"This is great!" he says.
"If you think this is good, you should have seen the guy fucking the chicken last week!"
"Psst! What can i get for three dollars." The receptionist was going to say that three dollars wouldn't get him anything, but then leads him to a door and locks it. In the room there is only a chicken. What the hell, he thinks, and fucks the chicken.
The next week, the sailor won a few dollars, walks in and is led to a room, where men are crowded in there looking at lesbians.
"This is great!" he says.
"If you think this is good, you should have seen the guy fucking the chicken last week!"