Musical_Box
04-04-2005, 08:19 PM
A French man enters a cafe where an italian bloke is having breakfast.
F: "Hey, I see you're having a croissant"
I: "Yeah"
F: "Do you know how we make croissants?"
I: "Er... no"
F: "HAHA, you fool! Do you really think it's a croissant you're eating?"
I: "I do, actually :confused: "
F: "Every time a French man eats a sandwich, he keeps some crumbs, so that we can recycle them and make croissants for you stupid Italians"
I: " :eek: "
F: "I'll tell you more: do you think it's Perrier you're drinking? HAHA, you fool! We just filter some water from the sewers underneath Marseille, then sell it as Perrier to you stupid Italians"
I: "Ok, enough. I see you're chewing a bubble gum, aren't you?"
F: "Yeah"
I: "How d'you think we've always recycled our used condoms?"
F: "Hey, I see you're having a croissant"
I: "Yeah"
F: "Do you know how we make croissants?"
I: "Er... no"
F: "HAHA, you fool! Do you really think it's a croissant you're eating?"
I: "I do, actually :confused: "
F: "Every time a French man eats a sandwich, he keeps some crumbs, so that we can recycle them and make croissants for you stupid Italians"
I: " :eek: "
F: "I'll tell you more: do you think it's Perrier you're drinking? HAHA, you fool! We just filter some water from the sewers underneath Marseille, then sell it as Perrier to you stupid Italians"
I: "Ok, enough. I see you're chewing a bubble gum, aren't you?"
F: "Yeah"
I: "How d'you think we've always recycled our used condoms?"