WickedSoundboad
04-05-2005, 01:15 PM
THEASE ARE SOME Micheal Jackson JOKES
Q.Why did MJ call Boyz II Men?
A.He thought it was a deliver service!
Q. How do you know when it is bedtime at MJ's house?
A. When the big hand touches the little hand!
Q. Why did MJ go to K-MART?
A. Cause he saw a sign that said "Boys pants, Half off"
Q: What did the man on the beach say to MJ?
A: Get out of my sun!
Q: Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?
A: He ate a nine year old wiener!
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them!
Q: How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Michael Jackson only screws little boys!
I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul",
it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music.
Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!",
and it played Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 boy scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.
The captain announced "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "F*ck the children!"
Michael looked around eagerly and asked "Do we have time?"
Q: What's 6 + 46 + 5?
A: A threesome with Michael Jackson.
Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite game to play at night?
A: Hide the pickle in the pajamas.
Q: What do Michael Jackson and the miami dophines have in common?
A: They both wear one glove for no apparent reason.
Q. What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?
A. Two 5 year olds.
Q. Why does Michael Jackson like children so much?
A. He knows how they feel.
Hear about the new "Michael Jackson" candy bar?
It's made from white chocolate, and contains no nuts.
What's Michael's favorite snack?
Slim Jims.
Q. whats Michael Jackson and Pee Wee Herman new video called...
A."I'll beat it for you."
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!
PLEASE REPLY WITH YOUR BEST Micheal Jackson jokes
Q.Why did MJ call Boyz II Men?
A.He thought it was a deliver service!
Q. How do you know when it is bedtime at MJ's house?
A. When the big hand touches the little hand!
Q. Why did MJ go to K-MART?
A. Cause he saw a sign that said "Boys pants, Half off"
Q: What did the man on the beach say to MJ?
A: Get out of my sun!
Q: Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?
A: He ate a nine year old wiener!
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them!
Q: How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Michael Jackson only screws little boys!
I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul",
it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music.
Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!",
and it played Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 boy scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.
The captain announced "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Michael asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "F*ck the children!"
Michael looked around eagerly and asked "Do we have time?"
Q: What's 6 + 46 + 5?
A: A threesome with Michael Jackson.
Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite game to play at night?
A: Hide the pickle in the pajamas.
Q: What do Michael Jackson and the miami dophines have in common?
A: They both wear one glove for no apparent reason.
Q. What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?
A. Two 5 year olds.
Q. Why does Michael Jackson like children so much?
A. He knows how they feel.
Hear about the new "Michael Jackson" candy bar?
It's made from white chocolate, and contains no nuts.
What's Michael's favorite snack?
Slim Jims.
Q. whats Michael Jackson and Pee Wee Herman new video called...
A."I'll beat it for you."
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!
PLEASE REPLY WITH YOUR BEST Micheal Jackson jokes