ranting faggot
04-05-2005, 07:19 PM
this is not that good.....
A man a cat and a bird are sat at a bar. The man asks the bartender for half a pint of beer. He then ask's the cat what he wants. The cat replies "same but im not paying. The bird replies "small glass of whiskey". The bartender says " ok that will be £8.75 please". The man pulls out exacly the right amount of money from his pocket and gives it to the bartender.
The next day the man, the cat and the bird sit down in the bar again. The man asks the bartender for half a pint of bitter then asks the cat and bird what they want. The cat replies "same but im not paying". The bird says "bacardi and coke". The bartender then says "that will be £9.60". The man pulls out exactly the right amount from his pocket and gave it to the bartender.
the next day they come back to the bar and the bartender asks how do u pull out exactly te right change from your pockets? the man replies " I got granted three wishes. i wished that whatever i had to pay for i had exactly the right amount of money in my pocket for it. My second wish was that i had a larger penis. My third wish was that I had a chick with long legs and a tight pussy." :rolleyes:
A man a cat and a bird are sat at a bar. The man asks the bartender for half a pint of beer. He then ask's the cat what he wants. The cat replies "same but im not paying. The bird replies "small glass of whiskey". The bartender says " ok that will be £8.75 please". The man pulls out exacly the right amount of money from his pocket and gives it to the bartender.
The next day the man, the cat and the bird sit down in the bar again. The man asks the bartender for half a pint of bitter then asks the cat and bird what they want. The cat replies "same but im not paying". The bird says "bacardi and coke". The bartender then says "that will be £9.60". The man pulls out exactly the right amount from his pocket and gave it to the bartender.
the next day they come back to the bar and the bartender asks how do u pull out exactly te right change from your pockets? the man replies " I got granted three wishes. i wished that whatever i had to pay for i had exactly the right amount of money in my pocket for it. My second wish was that i had a larger penis. My third wish was that I had a chick with long legs and a tight pussy." :rolleyes: