Viet Era Marine
04-06-2005, 09:48 AM
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment
to find out about something exciting and relate it to
the class the next day. When the time came to
present what they'd found,
the first little boy walked up to the front of the class
made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down.
Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so
exciting about a period?''
''Darned if I know,'' said the little boy,
''but this morning my sister was missing one,
Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted,
and the man next door shot himself."
Regards,
VEM
to find out about something exciting and relate it to
the class the next day. When the time came to
present what they'd found,
the first little boy walked up to the front of the class
made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down.
Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so
exciting about a period?''
''Darned if I know,'' said the little boy,
''but this morning my sister was missing one,
Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted,
and the man next door shot himself."
Regards,
VEM