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Viet Era Marine
04-07-2005, 03:57 PM
Guy pulls up to the pump and the VOX says;

"Please insert you credit card"

"Please Wait."

NEXT:

"Please enter the make & model of your car,
followed by your annual salary."

"Please Wait."

NEXT:

"Your Loan has been approved, you may now
fill up."

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Two bums are sitting in the park and one says;

"I had it all...Nice Wife...Great House in the Burbs.....
Luxury Car. Then I went down to the station to
get a tank of Gas."

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Guy cuts his Arm off to pay for a tank of Gas. The
attendant says; "I'll need your leg also."

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Young couple with six month old baby are sitting
across the desk from a smarmy bank loan officer
& he says; "So, you want to fund a tank of Gas."

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Guy shows the neighbor his new Lawn Mower System.
(It's a herd of Sheep.) The owner says; "They were cheaper
than Gas for the Mower."

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Regards,
VEM
strikeandburn
04-12-2005, 10:33 PM
what? :banghead:
DeftonesBoy
04-12-2005, 10:40 PM
Looks like somebody needs to pay a little visit to This (http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=60149&highlight=prices) thread. We're all angry.
OLIAX
04-12-2005, 10:46 PM
pffft angry at $2-$3 for a gallon

try $6-$10 over here
Henkie
04-13-2005, 06:43 PM
How much is a gallon in litres, cause I think I can top that.
strikeandburn
04-13-2005, 07:33 PM
stop these stupid gas jokes, can you not tell nobody likes them? :banghead:
crazygorilla14
04-13-2005, 08:21 PM
In Italy, it costs about $16 bucks for the gallon, if you convert liters to gallons and euros to dollars.
Devastation
04-13-2005, 08:40 PM
stop these stupid gas jokes, can you not tell nobody likes them? :banghead:
Why are you such a little bitch? Can't you tell nobody likes you? :banghead:
strikeandburn
04-13-2005, 09:04 PM
Why are you such a little bitch? Can't you tell nobody likes you? :banghead:
you suck at life
get cancer
Devastation
04-13-2005, 09:06 PM
get cancer
Working on it right now.
*Takes puff of cigarette*
Pat The Baker
04-13-2005, 10:06 PM
you suck at life
get cancer
I think he is an angry little child is all.

BTW, the jokes, pure gold. I think I shall tell my teacher those, he seems to like jokes like that.