Kids say the funniest things sometimes...

[570N3R]

A few nights ago I was giving my two-year-old a bath. He's at an age when he likes to try to do things by himself, so when it came time to wash up he insisted I let him do it. I obliged and handed him the wash cloth with some soap on it, and he started to wash himself. All of a sudden he stops and gets this very surprised but serious look on his face. He looks at me and says: "Daddy, I have a hole in my butt!"

It took every ounce of discipline I had to keep a straight face and explain to him that, well, everyone has one of those. It was the funniest thing I'd heard in a very long time. "Daddy, I have a hole in my butt!"

[hosey]

Lmao dude i started cracking up :)

[lord_mugatu]

Damn I have a fear of having children becasue I dont want the relationship with the mother to go downhill into a divorce :( but that story makes me want to have children someday.

[metalhead666]

This was originally a funny post about my son and I. I'm sick of the pedophelia insinuation and nasty comments, so I removed it. Thanks to you guys who had nice comments.


Put it back up, those people are immature asshole pricks with nothing better to do!. it was pretty good when it was on here.

[String Bean]

That was a great story! Totally had me laughing out loud.... **as I try to remember when I first realized that I had a hole in my butt**

[crazygorilla14]

I remember my first fart, I told my mom my butt burped.

[lord_mugatu]

I was at my brother in laws house the other night and their neighbors came in to talk. His dog was having cramps or something and one of there kids come up and asks my bros mom if the dog had the same thing thier dog had "in heat"

[Ashhhhhh]

Wait til he gets his first facial scar. Then he'll be like "daddy i have a hole in my head"

But you probably won't find it funny.

[SquirrelOnCrack]

I remember my first fart, I told my mom my butt burped.
Man thats rich! :icon_rofl Hahahaaaa.