DEMONRISEING
04-12-2005, 09:33 AM
yop cuple of jokes for you.
dunno if the reposts found em on anouther site
A mother and young son in the bath one night, when he points between her legs and says, "What's that?!" His mum replies, "Oh… that’s where God hit me with an axe." "That’s a good shot," he replies. "Right in the c**t."
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An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private." The man walked out, waited several minutes and then reentered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?" "I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
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The Queen was visiting one of London's top hospitals and she specified she wanted to see absolutely everything. During her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. "Oh my", said the Queen, that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?" The Doctor leading the tour explains; "I am sorry your Majesty,but this man has a very serious medical condition and is only following doctors orders. His body produces too much semen and his testicles keep overfilling. Until we can find out exactly what is causing this problem he's been instructed to do that at least 5 times a day or there is a danger that his testicles will explode, and he would die instantly. "Oh, I am sorry", said the Queen. On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blowjob. "Oh my", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?" The Doctor replied, "Same problem, but he's with BUPA".
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dunno if the reposts found em on anouther site
A mother and young son in the bath one night, when he points between her legs and says, "What's that?!" His mum replies, "Oh… that’s where God hit me with an axe." "That’s a good shot," he replies. "Right in the c**t."
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An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private." The man walked out, waited several minutes and then reentered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?" "I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
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The Queen was visiting one of London's top hospitals and she specified she wanted to see absolutely everything. During her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. "Oh my", said the Queen, that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?" The Doctor leading the tour explains; "I am sorry your Majesty,but this man has a very serious medical condition and is only following doctors orders. His body produces too much semen and his testicles keep overfilling. Until we can find out exactly what is causing this problem he's been instructed to do that at least 5 times a day or there is a danger that his testicles will explode, and he would die instantly. "Oh, I am sorry", said the Queen. On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blowjob. "Oh my", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?" The Doctor replied, "Same problem, but he's with BUPA".
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