DEMONRISEING
04-12-2005, 09:35 AM
1) When there's only one other person in the lift, tap them on the
shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you an electric shock. Smile,
and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but then push the
wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what
floor you're on.
5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a
while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then
scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
8) Move your desk in to the lift and whenever someone gets on, ask if they
have an appointment.
9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they
hear something ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and
exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic,
they open up again."
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up,
all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough
air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without
getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror,
"You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23) Listen to the lift walls with a stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and then announce,
"I have new socks on."
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers, "This is my personal space."
shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you an electric shock. Smile,
and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but then push the
wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what
floor you're on.
5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a
while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then
scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
8) Move your desk in to the lift and whenever someone gets on, ask if they
have an appointment.
9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they
hear something ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and
exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic,
they open up again."
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up,
all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough
air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without
getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror,
"You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23) Listen to the lift walls with a stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and then announce,
"I have new socks on."
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers, "This is my personal space."