The IRS

[Lamdun32]

The Internal Revenue Service sends an auditor to a
synagogue.


The auditor is doing all the checks and then turns to
the rabbi and
says,
"I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."


"Yes," answered the rabbi.


"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle
drippings?" he asked.


"A good question," noted the rabbi. "We actually save
them up and when
we
have enough, we send them back to the candle maker


and every now and then, they send us a free box of
candles."


"Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that
his unusual
question
actually had a practical answer.


"Rabbi, what about all these matza purchases? What do
you do with all
the
crumbs from the matza?"


"Ah, yes," replied the rabbi calmly, "we actually
collect up all the
crumbs
from the matza and when we have enough, we send


them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now
and then, they send
a
box of matzo balls."


"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to
fluster the rabbi.


"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all
the foreskins from
the
circumcisions?"


"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the rabbi.
"What we do is
save
up all the foreskins, and when we have enough we
actually send them to
the
Internal Revenue Service."


"Internal Revenue?" questioned the auditor in
disbelief.


"Ah, yes," replied the rabbi, "Internal Revenue...and
about once a year,
they send us a little dick like you."

[Disgustipated]

Haha, nice one. The IRS sucks.

[theViBe]

haha! that was awesome...

btw, whats a matzo>?

[Henkie]

It's a kind of bread that is made really fast and stays good forever. It's traditional Jewish food and they made it the first time when they had to flee Egypt.

[raffman]

nice joke! just in time for tax day too!