Chinese Torture

[Pat The Baker]

Ok, this guy has been wandering around the forest in China for days and is running out of water and he finds an enormous mansion standing in the forest. He knocks on the door and an old man answers, he lets him stay, just as long as he doesnt touch his daughter. He sees her daughter, and it turns out she is pure hotness. So the guy thinks... what the hell can that old man do? So at night he goes in her room and they do "it". So he wanders back to his room and goes to sleep. When he wakes up he has a huge rock on his chest, which is the first chinese torture secret. So the guy rolls it off his chest and out of the window and it turns out the second chinese torture secret is: right testicle is tied to the boulder. So he jumps out the window along with it, the third chinese torture secret is: left testicle is tied to the bed post.

Some kid i know "made" it up, not sure if he did or not, i found it mildly funny :rolleyes:

[strikeandburn]

meh its alright kinda stupid though, if i was you i would be doing :banghead: at the moment for making a thread with one joke on it.

[gigagogoaia]

well the kid didnt made it up, i heard this joke last year

[evil joe]

ya, ive heard it too, if that happened to me, first I would notice that there's a rock tied to my balls, and I wouldnt jump out the window, id just grab the rope before the rock falls too far.